Funny Scenes From Home Alone Novels & Stories

She grins back, and we 'clink' our cans together before taking another big swig. I grab the TV remote, fire up N*****x, and find a funny movie to watch. I put on Adam Sandler's 'Grown-ups,' knowing Mom probably hasn't seen it and that she needs a good laugh. When the opening scene is over and the movie switches to the grown-up versions of the guys, my doorbell rings. I pause the movie and answer the door, grabbing some cash for the tip.

A memory of them doing this in high school suddenly comes to my mind and I clear my throat to stop the laugh that's coming. Then the image of Alex Logan flashes befor my eyes. I see a polished billionaire, his suit flapping, heels practically kicking his own head as he sprints away from my lunatic brothers. The footage is so ridiculous and absurd, and before I can stop it, a chuckle slips out of my throat. My mom glances at me with a white face and an open, shocked mouth. “Dana? Are you serious?" But Jack has already caught the laughing bug. His mouth twitches at first, then Eddy went and snorts and makes the whole thing worse. The sound of them trying to suppress their laughs sets me off ha

I murmured to myself, my anticipation buzzed to see their confused faces as sparkles showered over them—it wasn't every day you got to glitter-bomb a bunch of uptight bloodsuckers. From the bathroom fortress, Linda's voice crackled through the phone. "Stephi, tell me you're seeing this!" A vampire who staggered into a pile of marbles, cartwheeling like a deflated balloon, had me silently convulsing with laughter. "Oh, I see it," I answered, trying to keep my voice even. "Looks like my Home Alone-themed defenses were more effective than your skepticism predicted."

It’s one I’ve watched with Tru before. During a scene the main character's female friend scares her, then the boyfriend scares her. When the friend jumps out to scare the character Tru says, “Oh goodness. You caught me having impure thoughts about your brother.” I’m not sure what came over me, but the moment the man shows up, I say, “Did someone say they were having impure thoughts about me?” Tru begins laughing. It’s harder than I would’ve expected her to laugh, but I suddenly realize all the tension she carried from the day is gone. This one joke made all her stress disappear. Maybe I should make her laugh every day?

"I'd absolutely pay good money to see Adrian's face if he walked in right now mafia king himself meets playboy bunny perfection that would honestly be absolute comedy gold of the highest order." She snorted spraying chip crumbs everywhere mid-laugh while I tackled her straight onto the cushions launching an all-out tickle war pure reckless joy that I'd completely forgotten even existed anymore life before the constant vigilance every single shadow hiding potential threats. We howled laughing uncontrollably through three full movies demolished literally every single snack in her entire house bunny tails bouncing wildly as we danced terribly to old Bollywood hits her ancient speaker blasting f

It wasn't just me who heard what Hubert Lock said. His parents heard them too. Laidman Lock immediately raised a hand and smacked Hubert lightly on the arm, irritation creeping into his voice. "What kind of nonsense are you talking about? Who jokes with their wife like that?" Michelle Lock quickly patted the back of my hand and comforted me softly. "Crystal, don't take it to heart. It's April Fools' Day, isn't it? Hubert was just being thoughtless and making a joke."

Jack stood on the porch in a dark wool coat, snowflakes melting in his hair, cheeks pink from the cold. He looked at me like he wasn’t sure he was allowed to be here, but his eyes still darkened when they landed on my face. “Hey,” he said again, quieter this time. “Hey.” He stepped inside, the door clicking shut behind him. The house felt smaller suddenly, warmer. He shrugged off his coat and hung it on the rack, eyes flicking to the TV. “Home Alone,” he said with a small smile. “Tradition?” “Every year,” I answered, voice barely above a whisper.

I smiled at the video as a tear drop fell out of my eye. The next scene made me laugh. Faith gasped...."ATLAS!!!!" she yelled running after me with a shoe in her hand. She was covered with flour all over her while she ran behind me in anger while I was laughing my head off. I ran behind my mum while Faith glared at me. "Aunty....look what your son has done" she complained making my mum chuckle as she lightly slapped me behind my head.

Dada tilted his head and said with fake seriousness, “Do not forget, you married into this madness.” Papa raised his hands. “I regret nothing.” Grandma Hale shook her head, laughing so hard she had to wipe tears from her eyes. “You people are impossible.” Grandpa Fisher, who had been quiet the entire time, finally spoke up. “Even though you are all annoying,” he said calmly, “I love this scene regardless.” That made everyone laugh again. I stood there watching them, my little brother still asleep in my arms, and my smile grew wider without me even trying.

We are in the table eating our dinner. I couldn’t move my sight from this guy whom I just saw. “What’s with the look, young lady?” He snorted, deeply slicing his chicken legs. “Nothing, I’m just a little bothered with your super slim tummy” I sarcastically said. Aunt and Uncle Alberto look at each other like they are communicating through their minds. “Huh! Should I laugh now?” He said not even looking at me. “That must be the greatest jokes of yours,” He added.