Funny Smart Novels & Stories

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

“You do realize that is exactly what I am, right? Like literally a teenager.” “Shut up, smart ass. Go run and show us all how wonderful you are at it.” “Now who’s the smartass?”

I laughed at her angry expression. "I liked it, it seems my girlfriend is a super smart nerd," I joked and she laughed. "I'm super smart!" There, the smile was back on her face. And how I loved that smile.

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“Almost let me question my judgement for following you, but it’s you, so…” Jai frowned. “That’s almost twice. What does that even mean?” “Sometimes when you have a stupid friend who does stupid things, you wonder why would that person do stupid things. Especially since that certain friend knows it’s stupid. But since you remember that your friend is stupid, so him doing stupid things is actually no wonder. And then you realize that you almost question something that’s plainly obvious, which is also stupid—if you actually wonder about it, which makes you also stupid.”

It was at times like this he doubted his high IQ. Hearing him admit that outrightly, Marcus couldn't control his laughter anymore and burst out laughing . He could picture his friend standing like an idiot staring at a woman. That scene was hilarious to him. Lucas on the other hand controlled his laughter but smiled at his friends foolishness. How can a computer genius be so stupid when it comes to such Minor issues? But who could blame him,it seems like the gender he has detested and stayed as far as possible from them has finally lured him to it's trap.

I said while referring to Ethan. "You are forgetting he is also dumb" Scott added. "And also still sufferring from the aftermath of the accident."Del replied. "You three realize that i can hear you guys" Ethan said with obvious annoyance. "Why won't we call you names when you are always bringing up the most stupid ideas that ever exist in the history of ideas"I said with sarcasm. "Then what do you suggest we do. Miss Smartty Pants?" He asked

" Heavy sarcasm there dude." "It was a joke." He guffawed. " And I'm sorry, my Queen. You are smart. Really smart." "Thank you." "Smarter than the smartest, smarter than those who think they're smart…" "Ethan, that's enough…" "Smarter than the best, smarter than those who think they're really smart but in reality they're just averagely smart…" "That's enough!" I yelled and he wheezed, clutching his stomach. " You seem to be in a good mood today."

Shivay chuckled seeing her confused face (Little did she know he had already planned and everything is going according to his plan, that’s why he stayed in Mumbai when she left for Paris) S-“Don’t stress your pea-sized brain, you’ll get to know” A-“You, you, did you just called my brain Pea size” S-“Yes, my love” saying he hit her head with his A-“You BagadBilla, I’m very intelligent” S-“Acha spell intelligent” A-“I N T E L I G E N T” she said raising her collar, he shook his head if his brother is S M R T (Smart) his love is I N T E L I G E N T (Intelligent),

I blurted out cutting her sentence short. She blushed and hid her face, "umh... probably because I went to the school for smart kids here in Germany..." I ached my brows at her, "wait wait babe.. you guys have school for smart kids...? Does this mean you also haave school for dumb kids?" She laughed, 'don't put it like that... it's not school for dumb dumb kids, it's school for average kids.. you know.. okay and then school for dumb kids...' I laughed nodding my head, "yep school for dumb kids it is.. so tell me more about it..."