Funny Smart Novels & Stories

"Mommy told me that you gave me a hundred dollars today. I thought it was two dollars." I chuckled, pecking her cheeks. "You are my smart girl." She nodded in agreement. "What about you? Are you smart?" She asked innocently, and my eyes widened, before I heard the laugh coming from Chloe. "Oh, I am very smart. People don't usually believe how smart I am." She gasped. "Really?" "Of course." "Are you smarter than mommy?" She asked again. This girl was too funny. "Of course. Very much smarter."

“Almost let me question my judgement for following you, but it’s you, so…” Jai frowned. “That’s almost twice. What does that even mean?” “Sometimes when you have a stupid friend who does stupid things, you wonder why would that person do stupid things. Especially since that certain friend knows it’s stupid. But since you remember that your friend is stupid, so him doing stupid things is actually no wonder. And then you realize that you almost question something that’s plainly obvious, which is also stupid—if you actually wonder about it, which makes you also stupid.”

Machiv never boasts about it, but it's pretty obvious his brain is as big as his vocabulary insinuates. Tula and Hala too, are ridiculously agile with their brains. I know that Hala has not reached the same amount of reading as Machiv, but her memory is great. If Machiv and Hala, and Tula who can do math with her eyes closed, cheated together, they'd have A's all over their grade sheet. Though, they're not at all showy so they'd probably modestly say they did their best as everyone can. For fun on Saturday when we went out we had Tula answer math question while the rest of us used our phones to calculate the answers. Now, I'm not saying Tula is a quantum computer, but when I saw she could sp

It was at times like this he doubted his high IQ. Hearing him admit that outrightly, Marcus couldn't control his laughter anymore and burst out laughing . He could picture his friend standing like an idiot staring at a woman. That scene was hilarious to him. Lucas on the other hand controlled his laughter but smiled at his friends foolishness. How can a computer genius be so stupid when it comes to such Minor issues? But who could blame him,it seems like the gender he has detested and stayed as far as possible from them has finally lured him to it's trap.

she inquired, "What do you mean by smart? Just because I noticed it could be your pack doesn't mean_" Alpha Logan breaks through her words, "So you mean you're not smart and only guessed?" he threw his question. Sarah huffed away when she heard the mockery in his voice. She knew he was trying to poke fun at her by her denying she was clever. "Whatever," she mumbled, winning a hilarious laugh from Alpha Logan.

I said while referring to Ethan. "You are forgetting he is also dumb" Scott added. "And also still sufferring from the aftermath of the accident."Del replied. "You three realize that i can hear you guys" Ethan said with obvious annoyance. "Why won't we call you names when you are always bringing up the most stupid ideas that ever exist in the history of ideas"I said with sarcasm. "Then what do you suggest we do. Miss Smartty Pants?" He asked

“We are good boss, the other two traveled but they would be back soon” “That's okay” I sighed and relaxed my head on the car seat, since it had been a long journey “Mummy, who is Smart?” Moon asked and Smart smiled, “I'm your fan Moon, but I'm your mum's bodyguard” “Wow you're my fan?” “Hmmmm” Smart nodded, “Nice to meet you, I'm glad I've seen someone I can play basketball with in Canada” “Of course we can play it anyday anytime”

" Heavy sarcasm there dude." "It was a joke." He guffawed. " And I'm sorry, my Queen. You are smart. Really smart." "Thank you." "Smarter than the smartest, smarter than those who think they're smart…" "Ethan, that's enough…" "Smarter than the best, smarter than those who think they're really smart but in reality they're just averagely smart…" "That's enough!" I yelled and he wheezed, clutching his stomach. " You seem to be in a good mood today."

Shivay chuckled seeing her confused face (Little did she know he had already planned and everything is going according to his plan, that’s why he stayed in Mumbai when she left for Paris) S-“Don’t stress your pea-sized brain, you’ll get to know” A-“You, you, did you just called my brain Pea size” S-“Yes, my love” saying he hit her head with his A-“You BagadBilla, I’m very intelligent” S-“Acha spell intelligent” A-“I N T E L I G E N T” she said raising her collar, he shook his head if his brother is S M R T (Smart) his love is I N T E L I G E N T (Intelligent),

"Are you dumb?" "Yes, and I also smell!"