Funny Smart Novels & Stories

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

Does he know that I used to cuss himself to die quickly? "Your brain, which is only as small as a peanut, is not comparable to mine, knowing your cunning brain is easy for me." Edmund snapped his fingers, emphasizing the little he meant. I sneered irritably. Next time I have to be smarter than him. You can't lose to Edmund, Em! "So what, stupid girl?" Edmund laughed with amusement, he took jokes, and I was like a complete fool. I clenched my fists. You can reply one day, Em! You can!

She replied " Who??" " Rowan " She replied " Oh,,okay,,See you later sweetheart " " Am not sweetheart " " Well,I can't remember your name,,and if you tell me am still gonna forget " Michael said " Then how come you're brilliant when you forget things easily?? " " Am not brilliant,, am only smart,,being smart is better than being Brilliant,,, brain " He said touching his skull before walking out of her sight " What does that mean?? Smart and Brilliant,, are they not the same?" She asked herself

Reign smiles, displaying an adorable dimple, “She’s very smart, mom, and also very funny.” For the longest time I’ve known, I’ve never heard her refer to anyone as smart, not even her father and he is the smartest person I know. The highest compliment he had gotten from his daughter was “you’re alright,” which she told him after he helped her out with her algebra test. “It warms my heart that you were able to find a smart and funny friend.” Rory seems to be lost in all of this, but he manages to recover and come up with, “That’s so nice to know.”

Harry “And I like that she’s so smart,” Winnie continued, gushing on about Raina as though she was the most spectacular being she had ever come across in her life. “You know you have to be so smart to work with animals. You have to be able to tell what’s wrong with them as soon as you see them.”

“Let me tell you a little story, I hope that you have fun enjoying my story” He stood up, walking back to the swivel chair. “You know I have this IQ of 200 so I am really smart and when I want something, I get it. Being smart and intelligent, I always thought that things would be easy for me but it wasn’t, with my brothers and cousins in the way, I was at the bottom of the chain”

"It's because I'm smarter than you, isn't it?" I allowed myself to let out a dry laugh at his smart ass comment. "It's because you've allowed yourself to be more emotional than I ever have. You've allowed yourself to actually live. I honestly don't know what to make out of all of these .... feelings. I don't know if I'd be able to handle this on my own, at least not correctly. So in a round about way, yes, you're smarter than me."

“Winnie has excellent grades and works very hard. Everyone can see that. I vote for her.” The whole class broke into applause. Winnie stood up and bowed with a red face. “Thank you, Mr. Watson. Thank you, everyone. I won’t let you down.” Neil pressed his hand down to calm the class. “As for the second spot…” His eyes scanned the room and finally landed on Jace. “Jace is a bit mischievous, but he is smart and has a lot of potential, so I recommend—” “Mr. Watson!” A clear voice cut him off.

, we both laughed at the statement. "Are you being serious?" " Literally. You can try it". He turned to a couple sitting beside us and said, " hey, this dude here went to Harvard", he said to the middle aged couple. " Really?" the woman asked, her eyes lightening up. " Say something smart", the man bluntly said, as if seeking proof that I actually went to Harvard. " Belief is the death of intelligence, and you definitely do not have to use all the brains you have but all the brains you can borrow", I said with my head held high.

He said and rested his case. “This is so thoughtful of you. I didn’t think about it at all.” Lord Frederick said. “That is why I am called ‘smart' everywhere I go to. I am just too smart for you all. I think I deserve some promotion for that which I had just said.” He praised himself. “This is really great thought from you. Who would have imagined that a clumsy wolf like you still has some senses left.” I teased him and he grinned. That made a of the officials laughed. We’ve always had to play in there face that this wasn’t any difference. I had to quickly chip in something.