Funny Smart Novels & Stories

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

As though it didn't seem funny to him. "That was not funny at all, Clarke!" He flared his nose. "If you really want to be funny, come at my place whenever you like and I will give you tips on how to come up with jokes that can make people laugh other than these two idiot friends of yours." No sooner did he mention us than our laughs died. Nowadays he has started to be over smart, God knows for what! He behaves as if he has the information of the entire universe. As if he knows how the universe works!

“Let me tell you a little story, I hope that you have fun enjoying my story” He stood up, walking back to the swivel chair. “You know I have this IQ of 200 so I am really smart and when I want something, I get it. Being smart and intelligent, I always thought that things would be easy for me but it wasn’t, with my brothers and cousins in the way, I was at the bottom of the chain”

“A bet is a bet. Who would we be if we didn’t keep our word?” Alive. Unravaged…even though I’m well past that. Safe from bad decisions. Smart, that’s the word I’m looking for. We would be smart. Even though I’m far past letting smarts get me out of this. When it comes to Nox, I haven’t been very smart. And no matter how hard I try, I just keep getting stupider.

"It's because I'm smarter than you, isn't it?" I allowed myself to let out a dry laugh at his smart ass comment. "It's because you've allowed yourself to be more emotional than I ever have. You've allowed yourself to actually live. I honestly don't know what to make out of all of these .... feelings. I don't know if I'd be able to handle this on my own, at least not correctly. So in a round about way, yes, you're smarter than me."

begin! "Human intelligence is nothing but a scumbag's survival instincts." -Author's shower thoughts.

I raised my eyebrows in confusion. "Why would they even laugh at your jokes? You are not funny." That's just weird. "Everyone laughs at a rich man's joke." He smirked. "Go on." I urged. "Smart can win an argument with me." "It's not hard to win an argument with you, your facts are always shit." It shouldn't find a woman like that. "Says the girl who always ends our arguments with Spanish insults. I always win." I do end our arguments like that but in my defense, his facts are shit.

“Winnie has excellent grades and works very hard. Everyone can see that. I vote for her.” The whole class broke into applause. Winnie stood up and bowed with a red face. “Thank you, Mr. Watson. Thank you, everyone. I won’t let you down.” Neil pressed his hand down to calm the class. “As for the second spot…” His eyes scanned the room and finally landed on Jace. “Jace is a bit mischievous, but he is smart and has a lot of potential, so I recommend—” “Mr. Watson!” A clear voice cut him off.

, we both laughed at the statement. "Are you being serious?" " Literally. You can try it". He turned to a couple sitting beside us and said, " hey, this dude here went to Harvard", he said to the middle aged couple. " Really?" the woman asked, her eyes lightening up. " Say something smart", the man bluntly said, as if seeking proof that I actually went to Harvard. " Belief is the death of intelligence, and you definitely do not have to use all the brains you have but all the brains you can borrow", I said with my head held high.

He said and rested his case. “This is so thoughtful of you. I didn’t think about it at all.” Lord Frederick said. “That is why I am called ‘smart' everywhere I go to. I am just too smart for you all. I think I deserve some promotion for that which I had just said.” He praised himself. “This is really great thought from you. Who would have imagined that a clumsy wolf like you still has some senses left.” I teased him and he grinned. That made a of the officials laughed. We’ve always had to play in there face that this wasn’t any difference. I had to quickly chip in something.