Novel & Cerita Funny Texts

Oh, he’s going to be quiet now? Me: I didn't even know you knew what those were. Ian Quinn: Emojis? Me: Yes. Ian Quinn: LOL. Just to needle him some more, I’m smiling as I type back. Me: Ah, you know acronyms too, this is interesting. Ian Quinn: What is? Me: People like you never know what LOL means. Ian Quinn: People like me? Me: Yeah, old people. The text shows the bubbles appear and disappearing, did I manage to make the great Ian Quinn speechless? I laughed under my breath, feeling quite pleased with myself. Take that Quinn. Finally, his reply pops in and I wasn’t holding my breath.

I clean up and my cell dings. "Give up!",is texted to me. I mind link my brother and he mind links back. "I got the same text. Also my mate is obessed with your vampires",he sounds annoyed. I start laughing as he texts everything she texted Hannah and I am amused. We start mind linking. "Damn bro this is hilarious ",he scoffs in the link. "No the fuck it isn't she asked if they were packing like us",I chuckle out loud and he cusses at me.

FuN FaCt: There's a world record for the most world record titles 🌎 Have a great day everyone Love ya'll 🥰

I noticed him texting someone, so I asked: “Who are you texting?” “Raf,” he answered and laughed. Looks like it was a really funny joke. I heard my phone beeping, so I took it and while eating, I started reading my new texts. In group SHUT UP BITCHES Yeah, we called our group SHUT UP BITCHES. It’s funny, you know. Mia: Are you at school already? Jeremy: I am, but you aren’t. I am waiting for you, idiots.

But with all the sadness, it became impossible to sleep. Turning on my phone, I opened my Facebook account. instantly there was a text from Remo. ...... "How are you Beautiful?" For once, she wanted to forget she was ugly. so she replied. "I'm beautiful! remember. But How about you?" Remo threw the water he was drinking. Replying instantly. "Wow, Smartass. I'm extreme for you." "For me?" "Yeah for you." "You are funny." "You are the first one to say that to me." "Oh, I know that this must be the same line you have texted the girl you must be talking to before me."

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Grabbing my phone, I frowned when I saw a text from the devil itself, "CconviNCceee mnhy daaasd tob lkjrseasve." I believe that means Convince my dad to leave. Wow, he's good in typing messages without looking at it properly. SARCASM. I smiled, then said out loud, "What if I don't?" He smirked while Tan looked confused, "What if you don't?" Tan asked. Vibrate. CFRRAXZZXDFYYHGDAATTER. Crazy Hater. Fine.

We used the Whatssapp to chat during the day, since international calling and texting was ridiculously expensive. Christ, she’d sent me six messages over the last hour. My eyes scanned over them quickly. SMS: I miss you. SMS: Please write when you can. SMS: Where the hell are you? I’m waiting for you! SMS: Detka? ((( SMS: Fine. I’m going to sleep. Fuck you. I rubbed my head with confusion. So I’m not the only one who felt a shift in our friendship.

Me: ~Aren't u in class now? Gabi:~I am😁😁~ Me:~Then y da hell are u texting me~ Gabi: ~Because I'm bored🫠🫠🫠~ ~Tye professor voice is making me sleepy 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫~ Me:~As your elder sister, I can't encourage your bad behaviour. Drop that phone and focus~ Gabi: ~🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄~