Funny Things To Randomly Say Novels & Stories

“I just want everyone to know you love me more.” “Get out !” He laughs

The words felt strange leaving my mouth but I didn’t regret it. “Oh,” Calvin said softly, his eyes widening. “Well… that’s new.” He smacked his lips. Another guy elbowed him in the side before he could continue. “Shut up,” the guy muttered under his breath while Calvin winced dramatically. “Dude, that was unnecessary.” He groaned. “You were about to say something stupid,” the guy replied. “I always say something stupid.” Calvin snorted like it was a known fact. “Exactly.” Laughter broke out again, easing some of the tension.

I had to go crazy and hump a random guy before it stopped. Her: oh geez! I need to award myself with gold, aren't I amazing? (Teary laughing emoji) Me: (bored) get a life and get married. Her: when there are so many cocks to try? Never! (Extreme laughing) But don't worry, your package may or may not contain anything sexual and shocking. Just remember to take a pic of your expression and send it to me, I have to see. Me: if it's a stupid thing, don't ever come back to Washington or you're screwed!

Like a madman indeed. "Youngsters nowadays are so rude, foolishly dreaming that they can do anything. I guess you didn't know young man. There are some things in this world that are unstoppable. Like, the sun shining in the east. Also, an elephant squashing an ant. Or for example — ME TAKING YOUR LOWLY LIFE! "

“Don’t worry, I won’t ask you to sing right now.” He chuckled deepening his gaze which gave me butterflies, “Okay, so what else would you like to do at this hour?” “I think we should talk,” I said, excitedly. “About?” He looked at me like I’d grown an extra head. That one word from him made my cautious excitement dissipate in one efficient sweep. “There doesn’t always have to be an ‘about’ when we chat. People talk about random things, occasionally.” “Which people?” He raised one questioning eyebrow as though he couldn’t imagine a more ridiculous notion.

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

He said this to me while stuttering and sweating profusely on his palm. I paused for a moment before smiling because I suddenly remembered an old joke. "What makes fowl so amusing?" Arthur arched his brow and couldn't come up with an answer. I cleared my throat and imitated how fowls make noise. "Becauseeeeee!!" I declared, making both of us laugh out loud.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

I asked. “Two.” He grinned. “And the second was…?” “My mom.” Everyone laughed. “You’re a miser,” Laila said, frowning. “Why?” “The world is already too cruel and harsh—for you, for me, for everyone—not to say something kind to others. You never know if someone’s having a rough day, and your random compliment might be the thing that lifts their spirits. You should try it sometime.” Laila exclaimed frowning. “For cheering others up I crack jokes.” Lucas shrugged.

"What makes you think you can do this?" "I have done something like this before for one of our patients…" "You have supernatural powers?" She chuckles lightly. "No, aunt but I believe I can help. I have my way around things." She hums. "How many things are you good at?" This time, I am the one laughing. "Many things. Several crazy things." "Such as kicking men's asses, shoving their manhood in their mouth?" She peers at me with an amusing expression and I burst out laughing again.