Funny Things To Randomly Say Novels & Stories

He shrugs. “Yes, we are human. We make mistakes and we have fights over stupid stuff like leaving the toilet seat up,” I add. “Yes, I wish you’d stop doing that, Babe.” Jayden grins that grin. Everyone laughs at his joke, and I thump him on the arm in jest.

He had some interesting sayings. All of you with your ‘fucks' and ‘asses,' that takes no brains to say. Merely verbal filler of an empty mind. At least when I speak, I have things of importance to say. Yeah, like telling Ransom about his magic. I'm still not happy about that part, Ten. I was going to do it.

the man nodded. “Alright,” said the facilitator. “Let’s rotate. Jokes, riddles, weird facts. Come on, unleash your inner campfire gremlin.” Katherine nudged Kingsley. “You better say something.” He looked at her with mock offense. “Is that a challenge?” “I’m saying you’ve been making bad jokes since 2009. Now’s your time to shine.” He raised a hand. “Alright. What did the zero say to the eight?” The group leaned in.

I wanted to say something smart, something funny, something that didn’t scream oh my God yes please ruin me. But all that came out was a shaky, “Okay.”

"I had to; you're just too cute when you get all irritated." "Ha ha," I chuckle. "If I share a random statement that's guaranteed to make you laugh, will you promise to show me that beautiful smile of yours again?" I struggle not to smile right then and there. "It's worth a shot," I reply, clearing my throat, and playfully rolling my eyes. "If sperm creates babies and is found in testicles, then 'ball is life' takes on a whole new meaning." I burst into laughter. "Oh my God! You need all the holy water you can get!"

"Shut the fuck up. You love my laugh." FYI it's not a donkey laugh. I like to think that I laugh like a normal person. "Yeah I fucking do."

He in turn groaned in reluctance, and a moment's stillness later, he spoke like he was spilling gold out of his pie-hole, "I am the one who you like to call the Jerk Mummy King." Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like 'I did not mean to make that face out loud'? Yes. That face. I was making exactly that face right about now. The Oh-sh*t-I'm-screwed face. Think! Think Lithe think! You are the sassy, smartassy most awesome little lollipop triple dipped in brilliance. Making an excuse is a piece of cake. Anything will do. Just speak up. You know you have got this. You can do this!

Alright, here’s 600 words of completely random, chaotic-yet-readable stuff: --- Have you ever thought about how bizarre it is that bananas are technically berries, but strawberries aren’t? Whoever came up with fruit classification was either a genius or someone with too much time on their hands. Imagine sitting in a botanical conference: “Yes, folks, tomatoes are fruits, cucumbers are fruits, but that thing called a strawberry? Nope, not a berry. Carry on.” It feels like nature is playing an inside joke and we’re just pretending to get it.

"You are the best thing that happened to my life. You brought out the happiness inside me that no one else could bring it out. You brought out the best version of me that no one else could make me do so. You made me do things that I have never done before, but to you only. Clyone, you made everything in me enchantic. You are the very very very best moment in my life that I will treasure ever. Baby, don't cry with mucus on. It's disgusting." Despite of my face being soaked with my own tears and myself letting out silent sobs, I couldn't help, but laugh after of what you said. You just won't let me cry in peace, will you? You always break the drama with your puns. Geeze. I cannot with you.

She said with an authoritative tone coupled with a sheepish smile. "Wow to be candid, I wasn't expecting this." She said waving her hands in utter disproval. "Oh! Why? You know human beings are unpredictable. We do things that others can't even imagine us doing, so you should be expecting anything from anybody. Expect the unexpected from the unexpected people." She said laughing hysterically at her dry joke.