Funny Things To Randomly Say Novels & Stories

He smiled " Perfect! That's the spirit of a true warrior Pete!" I said chuckling slightly " What should we do now?" He asked " Whatever you want." " Let's call people and prank them." " Silly but am bored as fuck... So let's do it." " You start, compose a random number and play on him." I called a random number then said as he picked up. " You hid them right?" " Who's calling?" " Now is not the time for that! We are on the shortage of time! Hide it well before we get caught!"

“That’s hilarious. At least you got food out of it! I can imagine the look on their faces.” “Right? They were probably wondering if we were some kind of forest creatures,” Adrian added with a wink. I felt a warmth spread through me. These moments felt precious. After everything we had been through, it was nice to feel normal, to laugh together and forget our worries for a while. “So, what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?” Janet asked, her eyes sparkling with curiosity. “Something you would never tell anyone else.” I thought for a moment, the gears turning in my head. “Hmm, let me think.” A mischievous grin crossed my face. “There was that time I snuck out to a party when I was supposed

and exhale! I hum a random song and jog happily till my room. I will enjoy my freedom, for the time being, I sit upon my bad and realize that I got a message... --Hey- --what are you doing?- --Are you free today?- --I'm hella bored!- I chuckle as I read his silly messages, he must be living a boring life unlike me, who's living such a thrilling one! I text him back saying that I'm free and that I'm doing nothing other than enjoying my freedom!

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

He said, "Then tell me how my words can cause trouble." "Saying something that shouldn't be said will cause you trouble." Lucas calmly looked at George. "Haha!!!" George suddenly burst out laughing as if he had never heard such a funny joke.

I couldn't hold myself, and I let my stupid mouth run. "I am giving up on you!" I replied. I watched his face pale and confusion etched on his face. "Did I do something?" He asked, unsure of what I had just said. "No. It's this thing that I do where I randomly blurt out lyrics. So when you said 'say something', it reminded me of that song by a great big world." I quickly add. His relaxes a little. "Ohh. My heart jumped a little when you said that to me." He said, chuckling a bit. I knew I shouldn't have done that, why did I have to ruin everything with my weird antics.

They really were amused by my words. “Are you stupid?” One of them said between laughs, shaking his head as though I had just told the most absurd joke imaginable, “Do you even understand what you are saying? We were hoping you would defend yourself by saying something normal, but this is the best you could come up with?”

“—And not doing a damn thing about it.” “Then do something,” she says. “Like what?” “I don’t know,” she laughs. “What do you want to do?” I throw up my hands, rambling. “I don’t know. Something fun. Wild. And totally unlike me. You know? Shake things up.”

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I need to keep my positive energy flowing, I don't need any negative energy now. Despite trying not to say anything, I found myself saying, "Fuck you." Before I turned around to leave, I can't believe someone would play such a dumb joke on me, this is annoying and unfair, well, it was a good way to stretch my legs and walk off my anxiousness...It all happened for the best. Just as I was about to take a step, I heard someone say, "Wendy." And due to the familiarity of the voice, I quickly turned to look at the person,