Funny Twilight Movie Quotes Novels & Stories

Tears fell from Su's eyes as she tried to stop choking on the saliva she inhaled. "Twilight wolf or not, you aren't using me as a pet!" she snorted, drying her tears. I shrugged and leaned back against the velvet, sucking a twizzler into my mouth. "Instead of watching that third Ginger Snaps movie, I think we should watch Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. Clearly, we don't need to re-watch Twilight." Susi said, rolling her eyes at us. We snickered at her attitude as she struggled to stand back up. She whipped a remote out of nowhere and pressed a bunch of buttons. A second later, a man was talking, and the movie proceeded.

I stood up as I ran my hand through my hair dramatically, enjoying the reference of it all. "No twilight had it all wrong" Emma stated nonchalantly, gaining my attention. " I mean it's kinda the same thing as finding a mate though" Ashley added. "I didn't know you guys watched Twilight" I simpered brightly, and I didn't even notice that we were drifting from the important topic. "Who doesn't watch Twilight?" Emma scoffed, at which they all seemed to agree. "So how does it feel to see the wolves on TV knowing you're like that too?" I was a little too excited.

"Morsen, whatever you're thinking right now, I just want to remind you that this is an actual murder case, not some puzzle problem in a kindergarten that you must solve for Daddy's candy." The room was filled with laughter, some officers looked at her way, insulting and teasing her about the word used by Loftgant. And Paige knew damn well what that meant. She muttered a soft curse before she rolled her eyes, fuming silently. She had enough of the bullshit and if Loftgant continue this, she wouldn't hesitate anymore to oppose him directly, although she might get labeled as a disrespectful officer.

They did that, and after that, she called out to the gods to come and accept the sacrifice that his people had offered to him Without wasting time, a huge fire came down from the earth and ate the sacrifice Thank you, my ancestors and I know you will never fail me and you will never disappoint your people may your name be glorified And then, the crowd had never seen that before neither had they heard it happen in their midst, and the formal seer they use to have had never tried this before and it was only Angela that have offered a sacrifice to the gods in the history of Twilight nation had made the gods come and consume the sacrifice immediately with fire The rest can not possess that type

“Yeah, werewolves from Twilight. I’m one.” “Ever heard of weretigers? From Sundown,” Beth added before I could say a word. If it was also a movie, I didn’t know it. “I’m one.” I laughed when I realized the joke. My mate was pretty and intelligent, and whoever marked her didn’t tell her shit about werewolves. The lingering tension dissipated. Beth smiled. I wanted to do everything I could to make it permanent. I should take a picture. But it would be considered weird, and I had shown her enough weirdness in one evening.

Tiernan clarified. "The Twilight Princess," Aideen affirmed again. "Do not ever call me that," I ground out. "What's wrong with being the Twilight Princess?" Aideen asked. "Too many damn vampire jokes," I snarled, and Tiernan choked back a laugh. "Vampires?" Aideen looked baffled. "Twilight is the title of a human motion picture about vampires," Tiernan explained. "It's a story; entertainment, like theater." "Which makes that title into a joke." I rolled my eyes. "As if it weren't bad enough to be a fairy princess. I swear; if my skin starts to sparkle, I'm going to scream."

Gunner laughed and shook my shoulder, “See, you get it?” he laughed and pointed at the huge TV screen. “I get it” I chuckled, “Though, I feel like I should be weirded out that you were using quotes from a kids movie while I was sitting on your face?” I teased and elbowed his hip. Gunner purred and leaned down to press his lips to my ear, “Well, you know we can replay the scene, the one where you ride my face to infinity and beyond” he said softly with a seductive undertone.

I giggled and started to shrink in my seat to hide. "Sis, you're embarrassing sometimes," I purred at her. "One day, someone is going to jump into this car and insist on coming home with us because of you playing this.... Twilight fans are weird... and with our luck, it'd be a blood sucking leech." "That would be very fun~ We could slowly kill the leech!" She stuck her tongue out at someone flipping us off. I giggled and shook my head. "You're the best sister I could ask for," I muttered. "You should turn it up a bit more. I don't think the people inside the buildings can hear it yet." She stopped on the brakes.

She asked, equally amused. "As I'd ever be" he replied He was actually serious. Who hasn't heard of twilight? Where was this dude From? She laughed out loud "Making fun of me?" He asked "I'm not. I'm sorry. But everybody has heard, read or watched twilight" "Well, I haven't. Never heard of it or watched it or read it either" he said back "You should. It's the best selling novel or movie of all time" she said He shrugged. "I bet I'd be unimpressed' he said

Yvonne asked me to focus on a beam of light on the ceiling. I concentrated on the light. After a few minutes, she asked gently, “Who are you?” “Aurora Twilight.” “Do you know Harry Chalamet?” “Yes, I do.” “No, you don’t.” “I do. I know him. No… I don’t know him.” “You don’t know him.” “I… don’t know him.”