Funny Twilight Movie Quotes Novels & Stories

My breath fanned his bare chest, and I saw goose bumps form around the area. “I know I’ve said that before… but I really mean it. I regret putting you into this shit storm,” I continued, proceeding for a while longer before finishing: “I can only imagine how overwhelming all of this is to you. I mean, who would’ve thought—werewolves with special abilities? What is this, Twilight?” At this point I broke off into a nervous chuckle. Some part of me half expected Hector to at least humour me, and so when he didn’t I glanced up, hoping to at least see him smiling at me.

Too much fun! We all cuddled on the sofas; the room was enormous to accommodate many people. Each of us cuddled with our mates or significant others. The girls and I decide for a laugh to play the movie Twilight. They cursed at the Vampires and were upset that Jacob (The wolf) did not get to be Bella's mate. I think I saw them crying, hey who am I to say? I laugh to myself. When the movie is over, I joke around 'Part two tomorrow nights. Here same time, same place." The girls giggle and the guy's boo. Nicolas and I head up to our room. I only say that because it almost seems like he has moved in.

1598, Scotland “Nathaniel! Come inside, Nathaniel!” a voice called. “O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright,” young Nathaniel quoted. She giggled happily and turned over on her bed of grass to take in the darkening sky. “Nathaniel Elizabeth Bristow!”

“Okay, yes, minor side effects, but you have to break a few circuits to make progress.” Matt stared at him. “That’s not a saying.” “It is now,” Rain shot back proudly. Jesse shook his head, muttering, “We’re all gonna die.” “Not if the vampires train the twins,” Rain said, sticking out his tongue. “See? Full circle. Mastermind.” I leaned over and flicked him on the forehead. “Reel it in, Dracula Jr. You got one win today. One.” Rain rubbed his head. “You’re just mad you didn’t think of it first.”

She brought the phone close to her eyes, “people are going mad in comments.” She then sat back down on the couch and started reading the comments out loud, “Twilight you have lost your mind. How dare you force yourself on Alpha Edgar?” “Crazy stalker. I always knew she was a slut.” “She has gone absolutely mad. How can she kiss someone like the Alpha King like that?” “I am going to kill you, Twilight. You stole my man. He was supposed to be mine.” “God… the poor man looks so shocked. Twilight attacked him like a wild fucking animal. So disgusting.”

I wondered why. “Of course they only come out at night,” replied a guy on the other side of the room. “Sunlight burns ’em up.” “No, it doesn’t,” a girl countered. “But sunlight makes their skin sparkle, which gives them away.” I had to work hard to stifle a laugh at that last comment. The girl was clearly a Twilight fan. Sparkling vampires are not something I’ve ever seen or heard of in the real world.

Ryan gave the word air quotes which drew chuckles from those gathered. “I’m sorry for implying all that,” Enzo said quietly. “I’d love to get to know you more so thanks for the invite.” “You’re also welcome to visit us and know about us too.” Aurora grinned. “Oh, we’re way ahead of ya.” Stan laughed. “By the end of this day, we’ll know how many times y’all take a shit in a day.” “Oh my god!” The look on Gaia’s face mirrored what was on the faces of the other vampires. Aurora recovered first.

Who said he laughed like crazy there? "Oh, why what's the problem huh?! I think you're the crazy one there, you're laughing so hard and nothing is funny, is your guardian angel tickling you?" "Pfft, I was just laughing at what you said." "What did I say?" "Juliet." "Oh, what's so funny?" "Rose is the girl in Titanic Trix, not Juliet, because Juliet is a different movie, hahaha, what's wrong, you combined the two movies Titanic and Romeo and Juliet."

He does that sometimes to make me feel better. I put on my best fake southern accent. “We weren't aiming for ya, but I doubt I woulda come to your funeral!” “Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?” He grins and I laugh out loud. “Okay.. what's happening here? What am I missing?” Morana asks, looking between us. We do this sometimes. We just start randomly talking in movie dialogue to each other. It is just a thing we do. “He was quoting my favorite movie to me.” I tell her, but she continues to look at me blankly. First off, how can anyone not recognize the lines?

He started counting off the death toll in town over the last month, starting with the two at East Coast Green and ending with the groundskeeper. "Cracka's huh?... Casper and his friendly ghosts are just a bunch a Twilight scum bags, nothing more and nothing less," I said angrily feeling manipulated by the ride, the song, and his remarks. He was close to getting me to spill but I held back. I needed to stay one step ahead of all of it, had to. It was now becoming life or death. "That's right. You got his'try there, man... Ain't that right, hillbilly?"