Funny Twilight Movie Quotes Novels & Stories

The one who has Dawn said, sarcastically. They are making commotion in front of the car and their audience I the three werewolves but the black vampires are dumb to notice their existence in the place. “I already admit that I don’t have the thing that you are looking for!” he yelled. His eye is fast to change its color to color red. An audibly sarcastic laugh echoed as the two of black vampires laughed. “You can’t fool us McNaire.” “Give what we are looking for or else these two admirable people in your life will turn into ashes.”

Tara’s slap landed with a sharp, crisp *smack*, echoing through the room. For a brief moment, Wesley’s expression changed, but he quickly twisted it into a deranged smile. “Feisty, huh? I like that.” Tara raised her right hand to strike him again, but he caught her wrist. She lifted her left hand, but he grabbed that one too. Wesley’s eyes glinted with menace. “This little bit of fight in you? It just makes it more exciting. Once the stuff fully kicks in, you’ll be begging me for more!”

I pointed to the middle seat so we could sit there. “Your favorite movie. We are going to do a marathon here,” I said with a smile. "Really, you mean Twilight?" she could not believe it. “Wow, I really like that movie. I felt like Bella when I watched it.” "You are not Bella," I shook my head. "I'm not Edward, I'm more handsome than him." Cassy turned to me. "Really, which part," he teased with a laugh. I laughed with her. Then, in a second the lights were off and the movie started.

His voice is all smooth suggestion. I play along. Fluttering my lashes, I slip my palms onto his chest. I glance at him innocently. “Ooh, like binge-watch the entire Twilight saga? I’ve been dying to reanalyze Edward’s brooding. Maybe we can compare it against Jackson’s.” He stares at me, betrayed. “That’s not what I meant.” I grin. “Oh? Not? Okay … we can throw in some Vampire Diaries, if that’s what you want. Make it a whole undead night.”

I go upstairs to shower and change my clothes then join Tyler back downstairs. Tyler orders lunch for the both of us and we spend the rest of the evening watching Twilight breaking dawn. Tyler does not enjoy the movie as much as I do as he calls it annoying and he'd rather watch full action movies like John Wick and the hunger games. By the time the movie finishes I'm left with tears in the corner of my eyes which makes Tyler roll his eyes, calling me an emotional freak. Few minutes after the movie, Tyler's phone rings and he rushes out of the house soon after he receives the call.

“You are my light….” Damian started singing while rocking the baby. “No …imbecile, it is you are my sun……” Devin cut him short before starting his own line. “Come on guys, why are you always this stupid? That song has been trending on tik tok for so long and you don’t even know the lyrics? It is, you are my Sunshine …….” Peter said as he laughed. The whole room broke out in a laughter. No one was left behind because Happy made things so simple. With him , there was no arguments or unnecessary fight but a lot of good energy and, in the end, the twins still made everyone’s day.

Twilight: Hey Trey: I was just about to text Trey: You ok? Twilight: Yeah Twilight: I just forgot to ask you something earlier Trey: Sure Twilight: What did you mean the other night when you: “just as I thought”? Twilight: *said Trey: I remember telling you not to worry about it Twilight: Tell me Trey: Nope Twilight: Tell me Trey: No Twilight: Come on Trey: Still a big fat no Trey: Is there anything else you wanted to say or ask?

“I’m Ursula Lockwood, and this is my brother, Raphael. Of course not. Why are we afraid of creatures as beautiful as Miss Beatrice?” ***

His shirt was on his bare shoulder and droplets of sweat were sprinkled across his abs. I ran up to him and smacked that naked chest. “What the fuck was that, Louie?!!!” Your attempt to make me deaf?!” Then I punched at his stomach as he stood obediently taking my beating. “I was kidding.” I paused. “That was kidding?!!! No that wasn’t kidding!!!” “Then what was I doing?” He breathed deeply. “Say it. Out loud.” I couldn’t believe he just quoted Twilight, in that hushed tone no less. I wanted to laugh, forgetting about my anger, but I wouldn’t. I was trying my best not to point out that he was a werewolf. Not a vampire.

She went back into the other room. "Well, now that she killed our vibe. Movie time?" Jasmin asked and we nodded, preparing for a Twilight marathon. "Oh, my gosh, Edward, why must you be so hot, but so cruel? How can you leave her?" Jasmin yelled at the TV. "No, good riddance. Look at Jacob. Holy body,” Tori said, fanning herself. "Hey, Tori, you have a little drool," I said and she wiped her chin and glared at the fact that nothing was there.