Funny Twilight Movie Quotes Novels & Stories

the one who had suggested in killing me responded. “You're crazy!” One whisper-yelled. “What do you see in that man?” “Riches and the chance to be a Luna,” answered the evil plotter. “Just let her be, she'd die anyways,” one said dryly, and just then I felt darkness snatching me away.

I beg. "Honey, if you have a concussion, you can't sleep. Sleep is bad. You might not wake up if you go to sleep now." Dom brushes hair from my face. "Please?" I beg him. "If I go to sleep and not wake up, then I won't be a bother for anyone anymore." I start crying hard. "La paz es la muerte," I whisper and Frankie and Will's eyes widen. Dom turns to my brothers asking "What did she just say?"

I smiled, grabbed her hand, and placed a kiss on it. “Why would I need to? I have you to defend me, don’t I?” Jasmine froze for a moment, staring at me blankly. After a while, just as I began to think I had ruined everything with my reckless confession, a feather-light kiss brushed my cheek. Jasmine turned away and spoke in a soft voice, “Then I guess I’ll just have to keep an eye on you from now on.” The sunlight bathed her in a golden glow, etching her into my memory as the most beautiful sight I had ever seen.

"I'm gonna put this as nicest as I can, but you can't keep milking the same old cow. Yes, she's gone. And, are we hurt by it? Yes, we are. But, beyond that, there's nothing more to do. Honestly, if I feel sorry for anyone, it's the people on this rotten, corrupted soil . A genius had once said..." She looked off into the distance, a seemingly heroicly look on her face, before she spoke again. "Death. Death is easy; life is hard." She muttered, her eyes clenched shut. I sat up slightly, moving closer and chuckled slightly. "Seriously? Twilight?" I teased, folding my arms to which she punched me in the arm. She held up her hands in mock surrender, a teasing smile on her face. "Hey, don't judge

She was never indifferent. That’s why he didn’t have to ask her again. “What about the Twilight world?” she exclaimed. Reive smiled, raising his brows. “Close your eyes, you!” she added at once. “Don’t you see I’m looking at the wall?” the necromancer asked, putting into these words all the vestiges of innocence that still remained in him, at least in theory. “So, about the Twilight. Have you ever been there?” Angelina gave a loud snort. Judging by the sound, she’d begun to lather her sponge.

“I know if it is BS or not, but it just proves that they are dangerous and should not be provoked.” Twilight was about to speak but stilled, her expression froze but a few words still managed to escape her mouth. “...It's too late.” “Huh?” Everyone was about to ask what does she mean but when they turned towards her, they saw Twilight being held by a man in a headlock, with gun pointing at her head. “Who are you?! Unhand our Captain, now!” Patrick shouted, pointing a gun back to the man. Gracea also activated her ice daggers

I asked, scooting back onto the sofa beside her. “Ooh, here’s one Emma’s never seen. Let’s watch this,” Lucy said, sinking her teeth into her slice of cheese pizza “What is it about?” Emma asked, settling in on my other side. “It’s called Twilight,” Lucy replied. “It’s about sparkly vampires.” “Cool,” Emma said, a sappy smile still on her face. “I guess we know it’s not a documentary. Everyone knows vampires aren’t real.”

He does that sometimes to make me feel better. I put on my best fake southern accent. “We weren't aiming for ya, but I doubt I woulda come to your funeral!” “Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?” He grins and I laugh out loud. “Okay.. what's happening here? What am I missing?” Morana asks, looking between us. We do this sometimes. We just start randomly talking in movie dialogue to each other. It is just a thing we do. “He was quoting my favorite movie to me.” I tell her, but she continues to look at me blankly. First off, how can anyone not recognize the lines?

“Diana, what on earth are you thinking? And trust me, I'm not poor. I have all the money and time in the world. I am a vampire, but I am never a poor thing.” She rolled her eyes. Poor thing! So innocent and stupid! “I'll pretend that I never heard you, okay? But my friends used to call me the human vampire of Twilight! " “I see now, you are talking about that silly movie about a vampire who shimmered in the sun? What was it again? A twilight?” She nodded her head, smiling. Finally,their conversation was going somewhere, she thought. “Those pathetic fools?” Her eyes widened, and she raised her eyebrow as if daring him to tell her how boring those movies were.

Tyler’s POV ‘Is that how clumsy she is?’ Remus snarled. ‘Or is that her form of excuse so that she can just touch you again?’ I laughed at him. ‘Just let her act as if she needs us all the time. It makes our hearts flutter with butterflies.’ ‘Not for me.’ I swear I can feel Remus’ eyes rolling. “So now, we are going to watch Twilight.” My brows met. Our eyes met. “Why is it titled like that?”