Funny Twilight Movie Quotes Novels & Stories

I sighed, managing a chuckle. He got up and whispered a thank you. His face was red from embarrassment. " Is that it ?" The old lady said. I gave her a questioning gaze. Was she expecting something else? Cisco and I exchanged looks still trying to figure out what she meant. She shoved me. " Come on! Where's the smoochy smoochy ?" She winked at me. My cheeks burned red in embarrassment. "Yes, come on. That's the final touch." The man said. Even their dog started barking, obviously to voice its opinion.

"Not competing just... sorry for being a dick last night. Heavens, take her pain and give it to me, my love, for I cannot bear to see you suffer." I froze, pulling back to stare at him. "What? Heavens what? Did you just quote a soap opera?" He grinned sheepish, ears red now. "Yeah, watched some clips online thought it sounded romantic, like those dramatic guys on TV. 'My darling, your tears are daggers to my soul let me mend your broken heart with my eternal devotion.'" I cracked up so hard I snorted, falling back on the towel, him hovering over me laughing too. "Oh God, stop you sound like a bad actor! 'Eternal devotion'? Who talks like that?"

Voicemail. Again. I stomp my foot. “Unbelievable. I swear I’ll throw my phone at him when he arrives.” A group of girls passes, giggling like a pack of hyenas. I almost roll my eyes…until I hear: “Omg, Jacob in Twilight is so hot.” “So hot? Girl, he is fire. I would give my left leg to date a werewolf like him.” “Same! He’s hot and dangerous. I love it.” I look up, fighting the urge to laugh. Girls are so dramatic.

“Diana, what on earth are you thinking? And trust me, I'm not poor. I have all the money and time in the world. I am a vampire, but I am never a poor thing.” She rolled her eyes. Poor thing! So innocent and stupid! “I'll pretend that I never heard you, okay? But my friends used to call me the human vampire of Twilight! " “I see now, you are talking about that silly movie about a vampire who shimmered in the sun? What was it again? A twilight?” She nodded her head, smiling. Finally,their conversation was going somewhere, she thought. “Those pathetic fools?” Her eyes widened, and she raised her eyebrow as if daring him to tell her how boring those movies were.

Zita stood nearby, her twin daggers slick with crimson, watching the four of them with a look of dark, twisted amusement. "Stop it! All of you! This is precious!" Zita laughed, the sound surreal and haunting amidst the carnage. She stepped back, sheathing her blades with a choreographed flourish. "Look at yourselves. Can't you see the comedy in this? The 'Conqueror’s' finest and the 'Twilight's' best, tripping over their own hearts."

When another spooky scene unfolded, Luna and Susan gripped each other's hands for support, their laughter a counterpoint to the movie's tension. As the movie reached its climax, the scares became more frequent, and Luna and Susan's playful banter continued. They poked fun at the characters' decisions and questioned the logic of their actions. Zayn joined in on the humor, adding his own witty remarks. "Why do they always go into the creepy basement?" Luna replied, "And why don't they just turn on all the lights? It's like they want to be scared, they're nothing but fools and a foolish storyline always."

Tyler’s POV ‘Is that how clumsy she is?’ Remus snarled. ‘Or is that her form of excuse so that she can just touch you again?’ I laughed at him. ‘Just let her act as if she needs us all the time. It makes our hearts flutter with butterflies.’ ‘Not for me.’ I swear I can feel Remus’ eyes rolling. “So now, we are going to watch Twilight.” My brows met. Our eyes met. “Why is it titled like that?”

And I decided to change, to stop the drug lifestyle I had started and to take my life back. I opened a bookstore, which is doing quite well, I even have an assistant. It was much later that I learned who this mysterious man was. Calvin Lloyd, the alpha of the Twilight Pack. He had given me a mischievous look before holding out his hand, eyes as blue as the sky, he must have been twenty-eight years old. It was his hand that he had caressed his sex, I think I blushed when I recognized it. I didn't grab his hand and for three years now we've been fighting a cold war, me to hide the attraction I have for him, and him because he's a big jerk and nothing else. I wonder if he knows it was me that d

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