Funny Twilight Movie Quotes Novels & Stories

you're special and important. People want you. I stare at her before laughing in her face. - O that you are ? She smile. "You were so stupid, you let a whole family of wolves be right under the your nose. I roll my eyes. - Sorry I did not know that we lived in fucking Twilight. “Get over yourself. Vampires? Real? That it's a little crazy. My eyes widen. - This is insane?! More insane than you think I'm special? Eat a dick! ’ Pain erupts in my shoulder, but I’m not sure why because no one has touched me. I grab it

It was a reply from Twilight in response to his announcement about leaving tomorrow. Twilight: Can I come with you? Eric's mouth opened, but no words came out. Her reply caught him off guard. His fingers flew across the keyboard as he replied. Eric: No, you can’t. Twilight: Why not? Eric exhaled. He couldn’t explain this over text. He’d have to see her. Another message popped up. Twilight: Ah, I forgot for a moment I was exiled. I'm sorry. But I hope you take long. Where are you? We have a movie to watch together, remember?

I went directly to my room and saw her watching a movie on our bed. "Hey. Are you okay?" I asked, concerned as i thought about this morning. She nodded her head with a smile which i returned, leaning down to kiss her. "Im going to take a shower." "Okay." She smiled as i took a towel from the cupboard and went in the bathroom. Once i was done, i joined her on the bed. "Twilight, really?" I asked, gesturing to the movie with a raised eyebrow. "Yeah, I was bored." She replied with a chuckle. I sighed before saying, "The whole movie is fake. What kind of vampires shine in the sun? Normally, they burn."

I Pat to the space beside me on the sofa. Lexi walks up to me with a ridiculous smile and sits along with me. " so so what movie or show are we watching today?" I pass her the remote. "Definitely the twilight," I groan while she searches for it on N*****x. " it is always werewolves and vampires. And I hate the way they give more priority to the vampires. Won't there?" I take a sip from my cup. The hot chocolate is so smooth that it melts in my mouth. I could feel it on every taste bud on my tongue.

Her voice writhed with heartbreaking pain. ‘You worthless bitch! No money means more hits. How dare you go out there and not bring me some fucking cash?! You destroyed my life, Twilight. You should never have been born! You're the reason for your mother’s death, and now you want to kill me too? You worthless… worthless bitch!’ Twilight sobbed even harder as the cruel words of her father rang in her head. Back in class, Dexter stepped in, flashing a smile at those who greeted him before going to sit beside Mason, who flashed him a small smile.

Valen listens, but his hand stays lightly on my thigh, fingers brushing idle circles that make my cheeks warm. Lira leans back, laughter bright in her eyes as she trades barbed jokes with Thalen. “You always drink too fast,” she teases him, tipping her goblet toward him. “Someday you’ll drink yourself into a tree and forget how to fly.” He winks back. “I’d rather drink myself into a good night with a pretty woman than remember how to fly.” The table echoed with laughter. Rhaenan smirks and raises his glass. “To good nights, then. And to our Lady of the Twilight Court"

I beg. "Honey, if you have a concussion, you can't sleep. Sleep is bad. You might not wake up if you go to sleep now." Dom brushes hair from my face. "Please?" I beg him. "If I go to sleep and not wake up, then I won't be a bother for anyone anymore." I start crying hard. "La paz es la muerte," I whisper and Frankie and Will's eyes widen. Dom turns to my brothers asking "What did she just say?"

I smiled, grabbed her hand, and placed a kiss on it. “Why would I need to? I have you to defend me, don’t I?” Jasmine froze for a moment, staring at me blankly. After a while, just as I began to think I had ruined everything with my reckless confession, a feather-light kiss brushed my cheek. Jasmine turned away and spoke in a soft voice, “Then I guess I’ll just have to keep an eye on you from now on.” The sunlight bathed her in a golden glow, etching her into my memory as the most beautiful sight I had ever seen.

“I know if it is BS or not, but it just proves that they are dangerous and should not be provoked.” Twilight was about to speak but stilled, her expression froze but a few words still managed to escape her mouth. “...It's too late.” “Huh?” Everyone was about to ask what does she mean but when they turned towards her, they saw Twilight being held by a man in a headlock, with gun pointing at her head. “Who are you?! Unhand our Captain, now!” Patrick shouted, pointing a gun back to the man. Gracea also activated her ice daggers

I asked, scooting back onto the sofa beside her. “Ooh, here’s one Emma’s never seen. Let’s watch this,” Lucy said, sinking her teeth into her slice of cheese pizza “What is it about?” Emma asked, settling in on my other side. “It’s called Twilight,” Lucy replied. “It’s about sparkly vampires.” “Cool,” Emma said, a sappy smile still on her face. “I guess we know it’s not a documentary. Everyone knows vampires aren’t real.”