Funny #twilight Novels & Stories

I asked her. She grinned widely. “You read my mind! You are soooo Jacoby today..” she said. I died laughing. One of our favorite things to do was reference movies and tv shows. The boys never knew what we were talking about. But Bridge and I both loved the supernatural. And Twilight just happened to be one of our favorite movies. Not to mention we could speak in code around the guys and they had no idea what we were saying. “I know right?” I said. “And I’m not even in my wolf form…”.

“I know уоu’rе nоt hungrу, Iz, but уоu have tо eat. I’m thіnkіng wе can hаvе a Twilight marathon. Nothing lіkе реrvіng over ѕеxу vаmрѕ and wеrеwоlvеѕ to mаkе уоu fоrgеt аbоut nаѕtу mаn-whоrеѕ.” A hint of a ѕmіlе played оn mу lірѕ. Hе knеw mу Twіlіght weakness. I wеlсоmеd any distraction at thе mоmеnt. “Yeah, okay,” I said ѕіghіng, аnуthіng to mаkе hіm hарру. “Rіght, I’ll gо оrdеr the ріzzа.” He smiled, аnd I fоrсеd a fаkе one bасk. It slipped thе moment he lеft the rо оm.

He shared, not for a second wavered by Mira’s disinterest. "Wait,” Ruby cut in, her eyes lighting up with interest, “By bound by the sun, do you mean sparkle? Like bound to sparkle in the sun?" If it wasn’t for how serious she looked, Kevin wouldn’t have laughed but he did as Will attempted to suppress a smile from escaping him, “What's so funny? have you seen Twilight?" She asked, raising an eyebrow as Kevin shook his head, “Oh God! How could you not, Kevin?" "Here we go," Will and Mira exchanged a look, muttering under their breaths.

Awoooooooooo! I'm a fairy and he is a werewolf, loving each other is a big mistake. What we have is a twisted fate.

Valen listens, but his hand stays lightly on my thigh, fingers brushing idle circles that make my cheeks warm. Lira leans back, laughter bright in her eyes as she trades barbed jokes with Thalen. “You always drink too fast,” she teases him, tipping her goblet toward him. “Someday you’ll drink yourself into a tree and forget how to fly.” He winks back. “I’d rather drink myself into a good night with a pretty woman than remember how to fly.” The table echoed with laughter. Rhaenan smirks and raises his glass. “To good nights, then. And to our Lady of the Twilight Court"

"What is the veritable monster to you? Werewolves are kinda creepy in these movies, but the ones in Twilight? I'd take one of those as a pet any day!" Su rolled from laughing at my joke. Patting the floor as she got her bearings back, she responded. "A pet!? That's funny. You forget they're still people!" I pointed a twizzler at her, and mentioned, "Yeah, but if I get a handsome male wolf imprinted on me, he's gonna have to be my pet for a bit. Just cause!" Opal and Su roared with laughter. Tears fell from Su's eyes as she tried to stop choking on the saliva she inhaled.

“Grandma Lucy is a spitfire too. She might not be nice to you. Can you hold in you’re angry outburst if she starts calling our pack a cult?” “Cult?” Dad looks at me in outrage. I throw my head back in laughter. “I’m just saying, to the human world, we kind of do seem like a cult. Vivian thought we were one. She thought we were all Twilight fanatics and into occult s**t. She calls me the cult leader, and Marvel calls me Brother Valentine.” “You’re shitting me, right?” “No,” I laughed, shaking my head. “You can’t even get your own son to call you Dad? And what the f**k is Twilight?”

Eric stared blankly at her for long moments, then he burst into laughter. "I should have known. I should have known people like you exist." He said amidst laughter. "This is basically Twilight re-enacted, except in this case I'm in Bella's shoes and you're Jacob." Lauren groaned inwardly. Trust Eric to create headcanon out of this. "You're not shocked? Appalled perhaps?" She asked tentatively as Eric sobered up.

In front of him stands a cute girl he had to admit. She was in a.. What was that, Punjabi shirt? ,extra large pants that made her look adorable. That he snorted “And what’s so funny Mr.?”she raises her brow with the same amount of sass as he was “What are you wearing?” he asked “Are you really in a position to ask that..??.” He looked around at the place he landed.. He was covered in snow white flour.. He stood up.. towering her It was her turn to snort.. though intimidated by his height

When he nods nervously, I reach my hand up and wipe some of the whipped cream across his nose and mouth. Shelbie had turned to watch us when I walked over to him. She starts laughing again and I try my hardest to keep a straight face but when Frankie gives me a shock-surprised look and starts to wipe off the cream and he looks at me with a smile. I lose it. I double over in laughter as Frankie starts laughing. Jason, Will and Dom come out to see what this new round of laughter is about and instantly start laughing when they see Frankie's face and I've got a hand on Shel's and she got a hand on my shoulder to keep ourselves upright.