Funny Twilight Sayings Novels & Stories

“Why are you still on your phone when you’re dating me?” I put down my phone. The variety of food served was tasty. But somehow, I felt that something was missing. My phone rang. It was a call from an unknown number. I hung up. But the number called again. After four or five repeated calls, I could not take it anymore and answered it. “Hi, may I speak to Ms. Twilight?” They actually knew me by name. “Speaking. May I know who this is?” The person on the other end of the line grew excited. “Ms. Twilight, I’d like to ask for your help with a case.”

she looked up and gave a small smile great start. “Well, well, well if it isn’t the loud mouth new kid” well not the reply I was hoping for“My name is Gwen and I don’t like fantasy novels only the cliche ones” “Twilight is a great love story only without Jake though” she laughed really hard before she replied “Now that’s quite ironic coming from a werewolf” WAIT WHAT!!“how did you-“ “You werewolves are so easy to smell cause you stink up the place with your scent” she caught me neatly with that one but I’m not going to lose “And you vampires are always so lonely because you’re scared you’ll feed on your human friends “

Her voice writhed with heartbreaking pain. ‘You worthless bitch! No money means more hits. How dare you go out there and not bring me some fucking cash?! You destroyed my life, Twilight. You should never have been born! You're the reason for your mother’s death, and now you want to kill me too? You worthless… worthless bitch!’ Twilight sobbed even harder as the cruel words of her father rang in her head. Back in class, Dexter stepped in, flashing a smile at those who greeted him before going to sit beside Mason, who flashed him a small smile.

Zita stood nearby, her twin daggers slick with crimson, watching the four of them with a look of dark, twisted amusement. "Stop it! All of you! This is precious!" Zita laughed, the sound surreal and haunting amidst the carnage. She stepped back, sheathing her blades with a choreographed flourish. "Look at yourselves. Can't you see the comedy in this? The 'Conqueror’s' finest and the 'Twilight's' best, tripping over their own hearts."

Oliver shouted, loud enough to grab the attention of everyone around. “And mine,” Finished the rest of the twins, standing straight up, looking for anyone to get close to their new desire. “Impossible,” Scoffed Taila looking at the guys and then back at her friends, she noticed me looking at her, so she took the opportunity to speak up. “What kind of spell did you put on them, you witch? They would never be with someone like you in a million years, you fat slob!”

I spat it out. “The mad woman is at it again. Look at her spitting at the food she’s eating.” I looked at the nurse in the eye, I felt like eating her up, but it’ll prove their view of my insanity. None of them were in my place. They didn't know how I felt,they said anything they wanted to.

"Morsen, whatever you're thinking right now, I just want to remind you that this is an actual murder case, not some puzzle problem in a kindergarten that you must solve for Daddy's candy." The room was filled with laughter, some officers looked at her way, insulting and teasing her about the word used by Loftgant. And Paige knew damn well what that meant. She muttered a soft curse before she rolled her eyes, fuming silently. She had enough of the bullshit and if Loftgant continue this, she wouldn't hesitate anymore to oppose him directly, although she might get labeled as a disrespectful officer.

Soon after, she fell into disadvantage, and the female monarch noticed it as a victorious smirked creeped up in her purple chapped lips. "You're going to die, any last words?" The female monarch mocked, brandishing her claws against Twilight one after another, with gleeful tone as if she had already won. "F*ck you! F*ck you and your damned children! Burn in hell!" BANG! Both Twilight and the female monarch flew away from each other due to the powerful explosion caused by Twilight's spiritual power bursting out. A loud bang resounded as Twilight landed heavily on the ground. When she opened her eyes, she saw that she had fallen beside the unmoving Patrick. Thankfully, the man didn't forget to

my wolf spoke up and I never felt so relaxed and thankful in my life. "You were the one who said we should go for a run and jump through the window and now you blame me for it?."I shouted through our connection. I could feel her yawn in tiredness because she took all the physical pain. At least I am happy I wasn't alone. "I think we were hit by a sliver branch." "Yeah ,no wonder my my taste like sliver. Yuck." "We are so doomed Aurora,I smell evil all around us " "Yes we are doomed, finished, forgotten."I said In a sarcastic tone to lighten the mood.

"God, you are delusional too. They sure messed with your brain. You are good to look at until you open your mouth. And yes, pun intended " "Is that a praise I hear? As far as I recall, you liked it when I opened my mouth," he smirked. A blush crept over Willow's cheeks. How dare he bring that up? "Now don't go pining over me. You won't get to chomp this,” Willow pointed to her body and continued, "ever again," Willow said, her eyes narrowed. "Never say never" "Try it and you will be resting in The Coffin... forever"