Funny Twilight Sayings Novels & Stories

He started counting off the death toll in town over the last month, starting with the two at East Coast Green and ending with the groundskeeper. "Cracka's huh?... Casper and his friendly ghosts are just a bunch a Twilight scum bags, nothing more and nothing less," I said angrily feeling manipulated by the ride, the song, and his remarks. He was close to getting me to spill but I held back. I needed to stay one step ahead of all of it, had to. It was now becoming life or death. "That's right. You got his'try there, man... Ain't that right, hillbilly?"

RONN Twilight has never looked so inauspicious as it does now. The camp is quiet, the most quiet I've heard in years as I head for the one hut behind the plateau. It's all very absurd. That we would slink back in the face of those cursed wolves. We have the advantage. And it ought to be used.

" A slight twitch appeared on Twilight's lips. Larissa's crisp voice echoed in their ears. Twilight wished they could ignore it, but it was impossible. With one hand on her hips, Larissa took a high-powered megaphone from Joshua and yelled into it, "You should give up. "You're no match for Mister in both looks and strength. Just look at your shabby appearance. Are you afraid to show your true self, or are you just worried that people will see your face?" Larissa continued her relentless taunting. It not only caught Twilight off guard but also caused Ambrose's lips to tremble slightly. Larissa persisted. "I can see it. You're thinking about giving up. Don't be shy, I understand your pride.

Tyler’s POV ‘Is that how clumsy she is?’ Remus snarled. ‘Or is that her form of excuse so that she can just touch you again?’ I laughed at him. ‘Just let her act as if she needs us all the time. It makes our hearts flutter with butterflies.’ ‘Not for me.’ I swear I can feel Remus’ eyes rolling. “So now, we are going to watch Twilight.” My brows met. Our eyes met. “Why is it titled like that?”

Every time I watch that movie. I'm thinking about my story with moo. Every time I was with him. Every year we cinecelebrate together. "Do you also remember twilight?" he asked. I smiled before answering. "Yes. Just like us. Haha. We just need to be Vampires." I laughed. He grinned and shook his head. "I love you for a thousand years. I really love you, moo." he said. I blushed. "I love you more than a year. I love you to the moon and back." I whispered. He just grinned.

you're special and important. People want you. I stare at her before laughing in her face. - O that you are ? She smile. "You were so stupid, you let a whole family of wolves be right under the your nose. I roll my eyes. - Sorry I did not know that we lived in fucking Twilight. “Get over yourself. Vampires? Real? That it's a little crazy. My eyes widen. - This is insane?! More insane than you think I'm special? Eat a dick! ’ Pain erupts in my shoulder, but I’m not sure why because no one has touched me. I grab it

Uttered Stormie Hahaha!!!!!!! Aphrodite laughed at Him, you are now begging to be punished right? A prince for that matter, a prince of Twilight nation is pleading, hmmm, what will your subordinate say if they see you carrying out a punishment, what will your guards say if they see that you're been punished by me, won't you know that they will talk ill about you? Think about it and tell me if you're still interested in the punishment. Better be fast about it.

I ignored him and continued. “I mean… Everyone loves it. The best example is twilight, the most famous fiction story about a human falling in love with a fucking fucky handsome vampire.” “Ms. Meranza, Language. I will put a minus in your reasearch if you continue cussing.” He said in a warning tone.

“Indeed it does. We can speak that way anytime we want. Also, having this ability doesn’t mean I can read your mind.” “Oh, thank the goddess. No offense, of course, it’s… sometimes I can get rather snarky in my thoughts.” “You? I would have never thought it.” Solomon bit into a piece of sausage. “And in case you’re wondering, that was a joke.” “Didn’t know Lycans could joke.” “Ha-ha. I’ll have you know we have a killer sense of humor.” “Uh-huh. By the way, tonight is a full moon.” Lucia finished off her eggs.

She shyly says, both twins grinned sheepishly knowing she's blushing. "Don't worry Princess you'll always have us and no chance will be taken to miss our sexy self." Damian says cockily. "Yeah right." she rolls her eyes and they know such as her habit when she is being sarcastic. "Goodnight Damon, Nighty Nighty Damian." "Goodnight Princess." "Sweet dreams Baby girl. We'll be home soon so don't miss us much." She laughs and hang up just as the twins lay back with smiles plastered on both their faces.