Funny Twilight Sayings Novels & Stories

The one who has Dawn said, sarcastically. They are making commotion in front of the car and their audience I the three werewolves but the black vampires are dumb to notice their existence in the place. “I already admit that I don’t have the thing that you are looking for!” he yelled. His eye is fast to change its color to color red. An audibly sarcastic laugh echoed as the two of black vampires laughed. “You can’t fool us McNaire.” “Give what we are looking for or else these two admirable people in your life will turn into ashes.”

commanding. Move Nate, said Zachary. He was silenced by her look. I am confident in my actions. Conceding, Zachary backed up a few steps to stand in front of Sarah. Nate swung around to face the Alpha. The Alpha spoke the words "Vampire scum," appearing to have recovered from his disbelief at the intervention of such a diminutive woman. Nate grimaced. She found it incomprehensible that he would be so foolish as to say so aloud. The incident had attracted a sizable gathering of onlookers by this point.

"We used to be human, so we can walk in the daylight just fine. But our abilities become weaker. Alphas however are pure blood, so they can't stand an hour in the sun before their skins start to fry away. Except they can still creep around the forests or when it's cloudy like the constant grey weather of this town." "Oh, so your bodies don't glitter like diamonds in the light?" "Sorry, kid. We don't," Josh shook his head with a thoughtful pout. "Not everything in those Twilight Saga novels is true. You're a big Edward Cullen fan." "How did you--I never told you that!?" "I read your diary. You keep calling yourself a 'simp'. What does that mean? Some sort of new millennial lingo I don't under

I didn't think asking them in English would convey how much I wanted them to say this when Frankie had asked Will and I in Spanish earlier. "For the twins?" Shel asked. Okay, well, she understood. Jason and I nod at her. "Yes, for the twins?" Jason tells her. "Yes," was Shel's answer as Frankie answers, "Si, mi querida hermana." We sit and talk for another two hours before Jessica, Jackson and Jonell head home as do Frankie and Shel. Will, Sasha, Connie and Dom stay for another two hours after they leave. While Dom, Connie, Frankie and Shel were there, Daniell had crawled back onto my lap and started gently to snore. I giggle at him and try to get up to put him to bed.

Ryan gave the word air quotes which drew chuckles from those gathered. “I’m sorry for implying all that,” Enzo said quietly. “I’d love to get to know you more so thanks for the invite.” “You’re also welcome to visit us and know about us too.” Aurora grinned. “Oh, we’re way ahead of ya.” Stan laughed. “By the end of this day, we’ll know how many times y’all take a shit in a day.” “Oh my god!” The look on Gaia’s face mirrored what was on the faces of the other vampires. Aurora recovered first.

Making it to our apartment and bedroom before the boys even knew what hit them yet they continued to taunt us over the link. ‘Oh my, I do love the hunt’ Cain said. ‘Little wolves, little wolves, where are you?’ Abel said. ‘We are so in trouble when they find us.’ Reign linked giggling in my head. ‘Oh but the punn..nish..’ I stuttered as the room began to spin in circles before going completely dark. Reign

Venom said, I took a glance at him and smiled light “I'm sorry guys, I just cannot help but to think that way” “Enough of the sad talk guys, it's Christmas night we need to make something and eat so we can stay awake and enjoy the rest of the night” Felix said “Just say you're hungry and stop using Christmas as an excuse” Freddo said to him “You're the most annoying twins ever” Felix glared at Freddo “The feeling is mutual brother, I don't know why I was born with you” Felix groan

I say, putting my head down and kicking at the stones in the driveway. “You mean the three of you as a... unit,”Dawn asks. I nod my head while still looking at the ground and answer. “I know it sounds weird and it’s not normal...” “Hey, there is nothing wrong with it or the three of you. It’s not like we have never heard of this happening between werewolf twins before. None of the people who matter are going to judge you.” Dawn says, trying to reinsure me. “Now let’s get these veggies a drink so we can go drink.”

I wоuldn’t саrе if I еvеr аtе a ѕіnglе morsel оf food ever again. “I know уоu’rе nоt hungrу, Iz, but уоu have tо eat. I’m thіnkіng wе can hаvе a Twilight marathon. Nothing lіkе реrvіng over ѕеxу vаmрѕ and wеrеwоlvеѕ to mаkе уоu fоrgеt аbоut nаѕtу mаn-whоrеѕ.”

"Quickly, get to the point before I go to sleep!" "Huh?! Okay, okay, I’ll try to shorten it! You don’t know the art of speaking!" "If everyone learns the art of speaking like you did, it’s guaranteed to be boring and send people to sleep in a blink!" "Dare to make fun of older people, huh?" "Yes. Why? It looks like someone said yesterday that they know how to return the favor, right?"