Novel & Cerita Funny Twilight Sayings

Tara’s slap landed with a sharp, crisp *smack*, echoing through the room. For a brief moment, Wesley’s expression changed, but he quickly twisted it into a deranged smile. “Feisty, huh? I like that.” Tara raised her right hand to strike him again, but he caught her wrist. She lifted her left hand, but he grabbed that one too. Wesley’s eyes glinted with menace. “This little bit of fight in you? It just makes it more exciting. Once the stuff fully kicks in, you’ll be begging me for more!”

Chris said from the other end of the phone with a business-like tone. He was a lawyer, my company's lawyer. "You still haven't changed."I chuckled, there was a pause at the other end of the phone. "Excuse me, please who's speaking?" "So you don't recognize my voice? Maybe it's because we haven't talked or seen each other in like schway." "What do you mean schway? Only one person uses that word even though she doesn't know the meaning." "Of course, I know the meaning." "Then can you humbly tell me what it means?"

My breath fanned his bare chest, and I saw goose bumps form around the area. “I know I’ve said that before… but I really mean it. I regret putting you into this shit storm,” I continued, proceeding for a while longer before finishing: “I can only imagine how overwhelming all of this is to you. I mean, who would’ve thought—werewolves with special abilities? What is this, Twilight?” At this point I broke off into a nervous chuckle. Some part of me half expected Hector to at least humour me, and so when he didn’t I glanced up, hoping to at least see him smiling at me.

I stood up as I ran my hand through my hair dramatically, enjoying the reference of it all. "No twilight had it all wrong" Emma stated nonchalantly, gaining my attention. " I mean it's kinda the same thing as finding a mate though" Ashley added. "I didn't know you guys watched Twilight" I simpered brightly, and I didn't even notice that we were drifting from the important topic. "Who doesn't watch Twilight?" Emma scoffed, at which they all seemed to agree. "So how does it feel to see the wolves on TV knowing you're like that too?" I was a little too excited.

I shouted in panic. “I---” Caleb cracked and burst out laughing that was joined by the people inside the room. My eyes roamed and I saw them laughing hard from their seats – except my sister who looked worried. “You? My dinner?” He freed my hands and continued laughing. “What kind of scene is running in that head of yours?” My cheeks felt burning hot from embarrassment. What the heck Sunrise Dawn?! “Oh girl! You just cracked me up!” Greg wiped happy tears from his eyes. “This is 50 Shades Darker with a twist!”

This had to be a twisted version of Twilight Zone. I was still digesting his peculiar question when all of a sudden, the buffoon guffawed at my puzzled moment. So the cocky centuries old pureblood knew how to 'go with the flow' but it sounded weird. Perturbing even. Maybe his formal and eloquent ways had made it sound off but right now, he was all 'eloquent up my butt' and it wasn't even funny. "God, I've always wanted to try that line," he chortled."You should have seen your face ma cherie." And he went for another round of laughing like a stupid donkey.

Valen listens, but his hand stays lightly on my thigh, fingers brushing idle circles that make my cheeks warm. Lira leans back, laughter bright in her eyes as she trades barbed jokes with Thalen. “You always drink too fast,” she teases him, tipping her goblet toward him. “Someday you’ll drink yourself into a tree and forget how to fly.” He winks back. “I’d rather drink myself into a good night with a pretty woman than remember how to fly.” The table echoed with laughter. Rhaenan smirks and raises his glass. “To good nights, then. And to our Lady of the Twilight Court"

“Now you two are a sight for sore eyes!” “We do not get sore eyes, Thorn,” said little Tori, and Rori chimed to his sister, “It is a figure of speech, Tori.” “Hey! I’m your twin! You should be taking my side!” “That was just a small payback for taking Thorn’s side against me the last time he visited!” “That was decades ago, you dimwit!” “As you say, we’re twins; if I’m a dimwit, then you are one too!” “Now now..” Thorn chuckled and hushed them by suddenly carrying them both with each of his arms. “We shall go inside first. I suppose your brother and sister had something to say to me. I could feel it in my heart.”

Her voice writhed with heartbreaking pain. ‘You worthless bitch! No money means more hits. How dare you go out there and not bring me some fucking cash?! You destroyed my life, Twilight. You should never have been born! You're the reason for your mother’s death, and now you want to kill me too? You worthless… worthless bitch!’ Twilight sobbed even harder as the cruel words of her father rang in her head. Back in class, Martin stepped in, flashing a smile at those who greeted him before going to sit beside Ethan, who flashed him a small smile.

“Grandma Lucy is a spitfire too. She might not be nice to you. Can you hold in you’re angry outburst if she starts calling our pack a cult?” “Cult?” Dad looks at me in outrage. I throw my head back in laughter. “I’m just saying, to the human world, we kind of do seem like a cult. Vivian thought we were one. She thought we were all Twilight fanatics and into occult s**t. She calls me the cult leader, and Marvel calls me Brother Valentine.” “You’re shitting me, right?” “No,” I laughed, shaking my head. “You can’t even get your own son to call you Dad? And what the f**k is Twilight?”