Funny Ways To Say Hello Novels & Stories

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- Hello I was about to turn off my shower when a female voice said "hello" like it was normal. She sounded about 4 feet away. I was mortified, and maybe a little panicked, as it was pitch black and I was a new guy on campus in the woman's shower with a woman. Not a good look for the overpaid hired gun. I had to say something. "Uh... hello? I seem to have overstayed." In my panic I tried a bad British accent and avoided contractions. The footsteps stopped.

I wouldn't be able to keep a bland look on my face, especially with Sophia's watchful eyes on me, after telling me of her suspicions. Dante was always so upbeat, and I wasn't in the mood for it right now "Hey, what's up babe?" Dante asked, as soon as I answered the phone "Not much, just trying to sleep," I replied, trying to sound uninterested. “Also, would you mind dropping this babe thing?” “Oh? Have I said it too much?” He sounded surprised, “When?” “You’ve forgotten about the thanksgiving” I said, doing my best imitation of his voice. He laughed hard at that like I was making a joke…which I had not.

What makes you think that’s how I plan to say hello to you? P: Well, excuse my assumption. I can understand if you aren’t interested. My apologies N: I will be there with bells on….. P: Or with nothing on….. N: LOL!! I gotta go to work. P: Text me later. ↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝↝

So, it would have to be via texts and phone calls, maybe skype when necessary… How do I explain all this to Betty? I would have to let her know, So I called her “Hey Bitch!” I greeted “Hey Dawg!” She greeted back “But Dawg is for guys” “Says who? Wait! I don’t really care” Betty said, making me laugh “Fool” I laughed

Cause I sound so funny? "Anyway your cute, your voice is cute and I like it! You look so innocent." I blink twice. What did she just say? I'm cute, my voice is cute. And I look so innocent? Really? “By the way, I’m Celine Buenavista, and you are?” “I’m Eunice..." I added. "Hell.” “Hell as in H E L L?” “Yeah.” “Cool! Oh, wait... I think I’ve heard that before." She scratches her hair.

She tried to calmed herself as the enemy came near her. “sho la, as ta to? uttered the creature. Which means “Hello and how are you”. Aliyah didn’t know what to respond, she was completely shocked and didn’t knew the language. She tried to moved backward to keep distanced from the presence of her enemy. The creature understands her gestures and did not forced her to respond to his greetings. Aliyah was caught by surprised. She didn’t expect that the monster was that considerate. She was completely lost as to what was happening.

What if it's dad or any of my relatives with a new phone number, right? "Hello?" No one responded or greeted me back, which made me pissed. Is this a prank? "Hello?!" with a touch of anger. "Hey, you from the other line! If you're bored and wanna make fun of me, well guess what?! I'm totally messed up right now and you're making me irritated! For your information, I don't have time for a caller that doesn't know how to speak. Well, you can enroll back in your kindergarten and practice your communication skills. Goodbye!—"

Even the dog doesn’t like me. “I don’t think he likes me,” I whispered to Max. “Yeah, he does,” Max whispered back. His lips brushed my ear, making my knees weak. “His bark means hello.” I shot him a skeptical look. “You speak dog language now?” “Yeah.” He grinned smugly, like he was dead serious. “Right,” I drawled. “Hello, Maximus. How do you do?” To my utter shock, Maximus lifted a paw. I yelped and jumped back, which only made Max laugh out loud.

I said to him with an eye roll and he laughed in return. " Ok pardon my manners. I saw you from afar and then thought of saying hello to you" he said with a shrug. I squinted my eyes at him. I don't know why I found it funny " Really? When do we start saying hello to each other?" " For crying out loud Ella, I'm only trying to be nice here but why do you want to make everything difficult," he said with an annoyed face. I shrugged " You can't blame me. I know who you truly are so understand where I'm coming from"