Funny Yo Mama Jokes Novels & Stories

"Yes, you're our favorite and we love to tickle you, come here-" "No, mama! No!" I shouted while laughing and ran out of the room, my mom was trying to climb on the bed to tickle me. "Come back here, Aubree Lynn!" My mom shouted at me. "No way, mama, I might pee myself from laughing so much." "Is that so? Okay, I'll show your dad that you made your ex your phone wallpaper!" "What? Oh no… "Mama! No.." I quickly went back to my room to get my phone.

I confessed moaning. "Your mama raised you well, that I'm definitely sure of," Jackson said moaning and hardly catching his breath. "My mom was a better whore than I am, I am sure she is the best sex tutorial lecturer ever," I admitted honestly to Jackson. "Okay, start riding on my dick softly but be careful of my fibula, they are silently freaking out too," Jackson said jokingly. "Yeah," I swiftly replied to Jackson.

I clenched my fists tightly to hold myself back. Joshua's eyes met mine before turning back to his mom. “She’s my wife,” he declared, his voice steady and audacious. I saw his mother’s spirit seem to leave her body. Her face turned frigid and pale. She took another glance at me from head to toe, making me feel extremely uncomfortable. Then she suddenly broke into a classy laugh. “That’s an expensive joke, Jay. Your dark humor always gets me.” She laughed so hard. I couldn’t believe I was ridiculed to the point of becoming a laughingstock. Once the biggest name in the city, now I was the butt of the joke. It was a staggering transformation.

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Mama cackled. Mambo Nene reveled in the laughter from others at her jokes. I swore that if voodoo wasn't her priority and profession, she'd be a comedian. That comedic spurt stopped once she saw me, replaced with pure joy that came out as a suffocating hug. "Look at Miss Little Alize!" Mambo Nene exclaimed. Mama stood up and watched Mambo Nene squeeze me around like a ragdoll, her bangles and bracelets chiming together. "You're killing her, Nene," Mama said after a few seconds. "Let my baby breathe."

she said to Alma. "You need to see his cute baby pictures." mum joked. "Oh yes, I will love to see them." Alma shouted with excitement. I stared at the two women I loved with wonder. "Like seriously mum, those ugly pictures." I said, cringing. She stucked out her tongue playfully as she got up and walked up gently to the stairs. "I love your mum, she's so nice and funny." Alma said, smiling at me. I chuckled loudly, at least she was catching up with my mum vibes, that was a little bit enough. *****

My eyes roll back at the thought, Adrian should start a club for stupid men and he can very well be CEO of screw-ups due. “Then stay here,” Mom urges. Her hand smacking him upside down on his head. The impact echoing the room, my head flinches, a laugh tickling the back of my throat. I try so hard to contain it but it tears through me with a relatable force. Coughing to cover up my chuckle, I almost choke, making Mom glare at me in distress. Her gaze narrows from me to the water bottle on the table beside me, I reach for it. Taking sips of water as I choke subtly, soon enough, I'm done choking on my laughter. Adrian and Mother have continued with their conversation, dismissing me almost suff

"Try to say one just and my hand will surely fly in your face without a warning!" "Don't be so killjoy, Sophia!" said my mom. "Laughter is the best medicine! Why don't you allow him to prove himself to all of us!" "Mom, I said I am not really into comedy so please stop insisting that!" I exclaimed for her to know that I am not interested in hearing any kind of jokes!

She cried out unveiling her fear. Joshua burst into laughter, he couldn’t contain how amused he was at his mother’s words at the moment, he couldn’t believe that this was exactly what was going on in his mother’s mind, he wondered why his mother would ever think of something like that “mother, what are you even saying?” “It’s a question Joshua, I see nothing funny about any of these” she cried out boiling angrily within.

But instead of acknowledging my feelings, she brushed them aside, insisting on her own version of reality. “I think you’re the one who’s living in delusions, Maddie. After everything we’ve been through, you’re just gonna drop it like nothing. Don’t talk rubbish, Maddie. You’re not that stupid.” Her dismissiveness grated on my nerves, igniting a simmering anger within me. "You think this was a joke?" I snapped, my frustration bubbling to the surface. "I am serious, mother." But Mom's response was a chuckle, "Enough with the jokes, Maddie," she said, her tone light and unconcerned as if my words were nothing more than a jest to her.