Funny Yo Mama Jokes Novels & Stories

She leaned forward and wrapped her wrists around my neck. “I was thinking about the time you climbed up my window and dad was away on business. So mom was like hyper aware of noises. She heard us while you were going down on me and barrelled into the room with a shotgun,” she laughed, really loud. I laughed too, but made a face. “I pissed my pants,” I said, cocking my head to the side. She laughed even more, kicking my sides. “It was the fucking BEST, oh my god we joked about that for years. Mom and I had some jokes,” she said, as the toast popped up.

" She asked me By the look on her face, i got second thoughts for a second. I rolled my eyes. "No mom. I'm not. And i don't even know any girl named Victoria " i chuckled. "Infact this name is wierd. Victoria secret" i laughed. Mom lightly punched my arm gasping at my joke. But then shook her head chuckling. "Seriously sam. Your lame jokes. Actually victoria is" before she complete my romantic dad called my mother huhh "Isa, isa darling where are you. My love" jackson yelled at the top of his voice. She roll her eyes

I said nothing and walked past him into the bedroom. A good life? Not in this lifetime. He moved to follow—then his phone rang. Mary's sugary voice blasted on speaker. "Jack, come quick. The baby won't stop crying, won't drink milk. I don't know what to do!" Her sobs mixed with the baby wailing. A soft laugh slipped out. "I'm coming," Jack said, all gentle. He glanced at me. "Stella, Mary's struggling. I'll check on her. Stay home. The baby might come over later. Be ready."

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

She giggles, "Stop being so prim and proper and let loose like a wild party animal for once, will ya?" "Well, well, well, momma, you're just dying to know, aren't you? Sorry to disappoint, but this juicy gossip is for my eyes and ears only. You'll just have to live with the FOMO, ha ha ha!" I chuckle mischievously.

*Giggles* *Giggles* *Giggles* “Geneva, that was so fun.” Vivi said, trying to control her laughter. “Yes, mamma is always fun. She tells joke. Me laugh.” Jen said. Her little eyes squeezed as an enormous smile plastered on her face. “Aww Jenny you are so cute.” Adi said, patting her head. “Thanks, Auntie Adi.” Jen smiled, hopping, unable to control her happiness.

I joked to ease the tension in the air and my mother rolled her eyes. “That’s not funny, Amanda.”She complained. Well,I know it wasn't fine because I almost died.It's just that…I didn't like it whenever my mother was that worried about me. “As you can see mother,I'm doing alright.My limbs are still intact and there are no broken bones.You don't have to worry that much.”My mother heaved a deep sigh. I know I was getting on her nerves with my jokes but that was the only way to distract her. “I'm glad that you're doing alright,Amanda.Just like your mother said,we were all worried about you.”Dad said and my lips curved into a smile.

From: Mom [Thu, 9:39 pm] That's okay, you can laugh as much as you want even though you're sad for having a broken heart. I gasped. Mom can turn tables, doesn't she? To: Mom [Thu, 9:41 pm] I am your daughter, mom! I can't believe you can do me dirty! I answered, pasting crying emojis. From: Mom [Thu, 9:42 pm] I'm just joking, haha! I hope you're doing fine, we love and miss you so much!

James gulped as he tried to deny it. “You little fucking liar. Want me to call Amy right now? Ask if you’ve ever laughed or called her names for her weight?” I slammed my hands on the table. James was withering knowing I had him. “It was just joking around. No one was getting hurt.” James was starting to shake under the gaze of our moms. “Just jokes?” Mamá sniffled. “No one was getting hurt?” Mom’s green eyes had hardened to emeralds and were glaring daggers. If she could make lasers with them, James would be ash.

Papa shouted at Uris who was walking out of my hospital room. I just lay there and watched them Mama and Papa. Mama took her bag and I suddenly sat on the bed when Mama threw it at Papa with the bag she was holding. "Ouch!" Papa moaned. "Ma!" I stopped Mama. Mama looked at me. "What do you want? Let's make a baby again? I'll just tell me what you want," Papa replied to Mama while holding his arm. My father got a bad look at Mama because of his joke.