Girlfriends Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Natalie's POV "You're unbelievable!" I exclaimed amidst tears and laughter. Our laughter echoed to the folks beside us. It was incredible how my friends and I transformed into reservoirs of jokes whenever we gathered. Even in the darkest moments of our lives, we couldn't resist bursting into laughter when we were together. "You didn't see how Fello acted when the man caught her red-handed," Rebecca recounted amidst her chuckles, struggling to keep her tears at bay. The waiter brought over our orders. Rebecca and Fello opted for wine, while I chose orange juice.

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Godiva joked, and the three of us ended up laughing. "Thanks, but no thanks." Josiana responds, shaking her head. "Two smart asses are enough for the group. Since I’m the fun one, I prefer staying that way; if not, I’m afraid our group is going to suffer a loss called boredom." We all burst out laughing again, and Godiva and I nodded our heads in agreement. "Thanks a lot for always being there." "What are friends for?" I stated this with a smile. "You don’t need to thank us; we’ve always got each other’s back." Godiva says, nudging our shoulders lightly.

This time, Xavia had a tacit understanding with Jacelyn and the rest of the girls as they agreed with what Quinton had just said. Gerald was also starting to get angry as he listened to what they were saying. At this time, he thought to himself about how much this group of girls loved money. Alright then! He would just throw money at them later. Okay! He was angry! At this time, Quinton looked at Gerald before he smiled and said, “Brother Gerald, don’t get me wrong. I was just joking. You aren’t angry, are you? Well, I know that Brother Gerald will definitely not get angry. Are you really someone who can’t take a joke?”

“Then everyone will know you’re MY twinkle toes.” She shook her head at me with a half smile, but reached up to peck me again on the lips. “You’re ridiculous, Pal,” she chuckled. “Maybe. But I’m your ridiculous Pal.” Holy goddess, when did I become so fucking cheesy? The coughing and hissing behind me told me that my friends had definitely heard my stupid one liner and were one hundred percent judging me for it. Idiots. I never gave them shit about their actions around females. Okay, no, that’s not accurate at all.

Amy snapped at the guy who immediately did as he was told. “Getting pregnant in college is not only disgusting, it gives this ‘loser vibes’,” one of her friends, the blondie blurted, air quoting the ‘loser vibes’. “It gets nastier when the baby belongs to your stepbrother. I mean, how do you even moan for him?” Everyone laughed like we were in a standup comedy show. Cassie giggled. “I think I know. You say, ‘Ahhh, bro, pound your sister's pussy, give me that family jewel.’” She laughed as she cracked the joke, clutching her stomach as if she was running out of air from laughing excessively.

The three girls turned to look at me. “ And what's so funny about what we are saying?” She snapped. “ Nothing,” I was at the brink of erupting into a feet of laughter. “ Maybe you don't have a TV in your puny house but, you should at least know who Lucas is. Many people do, it's not our fault you ain't famous,” she kept running her mouth. “ It was nice talking to you girls but we have to leave now,” Lucas didn't want this to escalate. “ Wait, girls, I think I know who she is,” one of the mouthy girl's friends gasped as she covered her mouth with her hand.

" Pffft ! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !.........I knew you you were a funny girl . I had no doubt about it . " said queen Kyla as she laughed at Kiara's words . " I.......am glad that you seem to find me funny and not hate me . " said Kiara with a nervous tone .

"Well you said there was something different and I can't see anything; what, you have a third nipple or something?" "Cute, if you must know, I'm not exactly anorexic, so my best friend Tammy and I, you'll meet her in a few when she gets here. Anyway we're usually the butt of their jokes, what usually happens is whenever there's a new guy, the twit brigade likes to show us up to make themselves look better." "Oh, that's not nice; do people really do that stuff?" "You seen Mean Girls?" At my nod she carried on. "Well it could've been their autobiography word for word."

She takes out her phone and starts typing in furiously. Soon, I can see people gathering around us and I have now two options. Either to just leave silently and move on. Or, I could wait and see, what she is in her mind. “My god, can you at least open your mouth. Are you dumb or what?” Ok, I am concerned about her awful shit talk. Like, the girl at least is creative and hurtful. “Hello guys, this is trash and this is a trash can! Oh my god, why am I so funny? Girl, tell something to this world!”