Girlfriends Funny Quotes

Arrogant and cocky. Those were the words that everyone in the hospital described the surgeon, Dr. Aiden Collin. Others said it was because he’s just sexually frustrated, not knowing it was all true. Aiden had sworn to never fall in love again since his previous girlfriends just wanted and loved him because of money. He never allowed any woman in his bed ever again. But what happened when he was forced to come back to New York and met the woman who stepped at his ego and pride for the first time in his life? What would happen if the sexually frustrated surgeon woke up next to the tactless woman in his bed one day? And a baby came into their life after.

Gianna wanted nothing more than to belong somewhere she is cherished and loved with her mate but she ended up rejected and forced to join a harem where her mother is the First Lady of it. She ended up getting more mates than she ever imagined. The Alpha Kings. Klaus, Kane and Keith have been searching for their mates all over but never thought they would find their mate in harem. They took her under their wings without realising she was a curse casted upon them. Only she could break that curse. What happens when she finds out they only mate with her so she could break their curse? That they plan on rejecting her for their girlfriends?

To Dove Carmicheal, the thought of Hell and Demons were along the same lines as flying pigs and Hogwarts. But then Fate thought it would be funny to shove the evidence in her face in the form of a wicked deadly sin, a kidnapping, and the Devil himself. MATURE SCENES. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

She had been blamed and rebuked; she had lost and been betrayed; she had tried to figure out who she was but instead got trampled upon. Roseline spent her poor childhood life in pain, distress, and hardship, even at the hands of her own father. But she stepped back, not giving up on herself. Lucian is a rich, cursed playboy of the Desmonds who had up to thirty girlfriends and, surprisingly, was catering to their needs. He met Roseline, who never liked him from the start and has been trying every possible way to avoid him. Lucian had been cursed by this same Roseline when they were both kids. But why do they have to meet again, fall in love, and also try to exchange destinies?

How much did I lose for knowing my husband had many girlfriends outside our marriage, yet staying silent out of fear of losing him? Everything! Rose was served divorce papers right after discovering her husband’s affair with her own friend. The betrayal nearly drove her insane, and to make matters worse, she was accused of infidelity herself. She never imagined her lowest moment would be realizing that no one truly cared for her. Consumed by misery, she walked away, until one accident changed her life forever. Now, she has no intention of ever going back. But years later, her husband wants her back. Will Rose give him a chance to prove his sincerity, or will she hold firmly to her decision and never return?

Naratria Abiyaksa-Si tomboy yang mempunyai julukan preman pasar- saking gaharnya-baru saja memergoki pacarnya berselingkuh dengan Karina Winardi-calon kakak iparnya sendiri. Ternyata kata-kata Altan-sahabat oroknya telah terbukti, "Laki-laki ganteng itu kalo nggak gay ya, brengsek.Termasuk gue!" Itu adalah quotes favoritnya yang 100% benar! Sementara itu, Adzan Akbar Dewangga yang pernah kecewa akibat dikhianati kekasihnya, beranggapan bahwa wanita itu adalah makhluk yang egois dan manipulatif. Mengapa? Karena walaupun mereka salah, mereka akan tetap menyalahkan dunia. Saking muaknya berurusan dengan wanita, julukan gay pun kerap ditujukan padanya. "Gue heran ngeliat penampakan lo. Dibilang gembel ... ya, lo anak orang kaya. Tapi ngeliat celana bolong-bolong dan jaket penuh paku lo, kayak-kayaknya lo nggak pantes jadi anaknya Om Aksa dan Tante Lia. Lo ini lebih mirip landak dari pada manusia." -Adzan Akbar Dewangga "Gue malah lebih heran ngeliat lo. Ganteng-ganteng doyan batangan. Nggak sayang tuh, sama perabotan kalo terus dipake laga pedang?" - Naratria Abiyaksa

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อวี๋เจียวหว่าน คุณหนูรองแห่งตระกูลอวี๋ ผู้มีพละกำลังมหาศาลและฝีมือปลายจวักเป็นเลิศ ต้องแต่งเข้าจวนแม่ทัพแทนพี่สาว ทว่าสามีของนางคือ เซี่ยกู่หาน แม่ทัพไร้พ่ายผู้แสนเย็นชาและมีโรคประหลาดคือรังเกียจอาหารทุกชนิดในใต้หล้า ร่างกายของเขาทรุดโทรมคล้ายกิ่งไม้แห้งรอวันหักสะบั้น คืนเข้าห้องหอแทนที่จะร่วมดื่มสุรามงคล หญิงสาวกลับงัดกระทะทองเหลืองคู่กายออกมาตั้งเตาไฟ กลิ่นหอมของสมุนไพรและเสียงเคาะกระทะดังกังวานปลุกประสาทสัมผัสที่หลับใหลของท่านแม่ทัพให้ตื่นขึ้น “ท่านแม่ทัพ หากท่านยังดื้อดึงไม่ยอมกลืนข้าวลงท้อง ข้าจะใช้ตะหลิวใบนี้งัดปากท่านเอง”

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