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I was so irritated I feared I'd say something I'd regret later if I stayed on the phone with her any longer than I had to. “Mmmmm detka, uh...I might be asleep...but call me first so I'll answer and then...we can Sk-Skype. I want to see your beautiful face, my perfect girl.” Her random hiccuping and constant slurring was grating at my nerves and I sighed curtly. "I beg your pardon everyone, b-but my girlfriend is a Princess." I heard her shout the announcement out loud, and bristled at the roaring laughter in response. “I hope you’re sober by then. I have to go.”

I replied and she spit out the drink she was drinking. "I guess I am right," I replied with a smile. "You are never right," She replied. "Says the person that her check goes all red because I mentioned him and spit out her drink.. Your expression rat you out girl" I replied. "So I guess I am only the one that did not have a boyfriend or crush" Harper said mimicking a sad look "I don't have one either," I replied. "Don't you dare say that again" Harper said and we all roared into laughter.

"Nice to meet you Raya.” "What is she like, your girlfriend?” I was enjoying the compliments from the guys until one of the girls blurted, eyeing me intensely. The smile on my face faded when I noticed the rest of the girls giggled. I started to fret internally, wishing that the ground would open up and take me in. "What is it to you?” I heard Rain growl beside me. The girl started to laugh again. "Relax Rain,” she took a sip from her plastic cup. "I was only trolling.”

“But she’s kinda hot when she’s acting like that. You know?” Chris stared at him, folding his lips while merely nodding along. “Go ahead. Laugh all you—” Loud laughter poured over his face before Nate even finished his statement of permission. The sound echoed around the grunt-filled weight room from nearby athletes. His teary eyes crinkled at him. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry," His friend said, still laughing. What’s so funny about it? Nate will never understand. “I swear. It's just...Come on; you've got to admit that it's kind of funny. You are chasing after a girl who doesn’t want you at all. Hey! She’s you in this scenario.”

she started laughing did I said any joke she said "oh god do you think cutie will accept a boy other than your brother she will never let any boy to touch her shadow atleast" I asked "then gaurav" she replied "gaurav and mayank are her brothers" what man these girls made us crazy iam really hurted now she is still laughing

I ended the song Everyone applauded that made me smile. "YOU SEE THAT GIRL?! SHE'S MY GIRL! SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!" My eyes almost bulge from their socket seeing Jenny clapping her hands, jumping in joy while shouting like Jibee ~~ "You see that girl? She's my girl! She's my girlfriend." Jibee imitated Jenny's cheer for me that made us all laughed We are riding our limousine heading for the party daddy prepared for us. "Yah! Jibee! Stop embarrassing me!" Jenny covered her face in her palm

I looked at them, feeling nothing but pity. Katie's mother started making a scene, shoving a finger right in my face and hurling insults. "If you had money and could afford that villa, would Katie have gone to Luke for help? She did it all for you! It's all your fault!" As I looked at her contorted expression, my stomach churned so hard I nearly retched right there. At that moment, our three years of relationship had turned into the most nauseating joke. "My fault?" I slowly raised my right hand, which was secured with steel pins and braces and wrapped thickly in bandages.

Fool me twice, shame on me. It’d definitely be a shame on me to be fooled by any man for the second time. I wasn’t going to let such happen again. “Nah,” I shook my head, dragging my feet towards the nearest sofa. “I’d pass. I’m not a fan of coffee. That shit is bitter.” Nina threw her head backwards, laughing. Truth be told, my best friend has one of the healthiest laughs ever. It is filled with joy, happiness. “I know that. I was just teasing you.” She winked and I scoffed.

MARCELENE “Cheers!!!” My girls and I shouted, happily clinking our beer glass together. We were smiling and laughing hysterically, as Ash won't stop making a joke about her recent talking stage. It was so funny that despite how horrible I was feeling I couldn't stop laughing that I felt my cheeks starting to hurt badly. I'm very sure if I were in her shoes I would have hit the guy on the head with my heels. No offense, I'm the feisty one in our girl group.

Then I turned to face her. "Do you know what that was?" "A trinket—" "That was my mother's life." I didn't raise my voice. The people around her went quiet for a second. Just a second. The blonde laughed. "Your mother's life? Some piece of street junk is her life?" "That's what poor people do. Take some piece of garbage and slap a sob story on it." "Anyway, get out. You're making me sick." Vivienne rolled her eyes and turned, throwing an arm around her friend's shoulders to head back to the couch.