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What can I do? “Just because you found a girl that is worth putting a ring on doesn’t mean I have found one too, and I honestly am not looking”, I reply as the waitress approaches us and offers me a smile and a wink. I smile back as we order our breakfast and some coffee. She walks away, and I can’t help but watch her walk away, swaying her hips.

My cheeks turned red when a lot of heads turned towards us. Did I say something funny? "She doesn't even know what F******k is!" One of the girls said as they continued to laugh. I took a step back when I realized they were laughing at me. I looked down in embarrassment. "I bet she doesn't know what a smartphone is either. It'll be funny to watch her trying to figure it out." Another one said. I frowned. So much for trying to make friends. Now they're all just laughing at me.

Once this is out for the world to know, the school’s reputation can easily be tarnished. “Oh, and have I mentioned that some of them are really homophobic? Reminding me everyday that girls shouldn’t like girls. Like come on! Can’t they just be happy that I got myself this pretty and awesome girl as a girl friend?” Eun asked in a joking manner, making Jada smile at her girl friend’s silliness. We did too, because Eun just knows how to lighten up the atmosphere. It’s nice to have someone like her as a friend. I already finished eating, so I just lay down on the blanket next to Zoe who looks like she’s in deep thought.

His mouth dropped open before he closed it. “Mm, he was putting it DOWN,” Gabe shrieked. “Gabe! Stop!” I giggled. “No fair. This is what girlfriends are for! We’re supposed to gush about these things,” my best friend whined. His bottom lip jutted out as he pouted.

making us separate. “You’re so childish,” my girlfriend laughs, tossing the balled up wrapper from her straw at our friend. “And you two are so adorably disgusting. Who just makes out in the middle of a conversation?” “Seriously,” Piper asks. “Are you asking that question because I can recall a time or two when you and Jordan made me want to poke my eyes out.” Sabrina’s mouth opens in surprise, making us all laugh. “I resent that, Piper Barnes.” “Do you? Because I think I have pictures.”

The conversation flowed effortlessly between Liam and Cassia’s friends, Kiara and Quinn, laughter filling the air as they exchanged playful jabs. "You’re surprisingly good at this socializing thing," Quinn teased, her eyes sparkling with mischief. Liam chuckled, leaning back casually. "Am I? I’ve just never been in a gathering like this. I guess I’ve always been... serious?" Kiara smirked knowingly. "Sure, the 'serious' guy who just spent ten minutes passionately debating coffee flavors with us."

unpregnant" best friend, would drink your own share for you." "You meanie," I scrunched my nose and threw a pillow at her. Harper grabbed her jacket and mocked me. "You pregnantie!" She made a funny face. "Damn, I really like trolling you like this. It's so fun!" This was a thing in our friendship. The jokes always helped to lessen the tension, and it was working. "Be careful," I said as she opened the door. "Would be, except I bump into a handsome serial killer. I mean…who am I to say no?"

I say this as I sip on my juice. “Yeah? So we, I guess, then buy our coffins and dig our graves before we leave this house, right?” Huh! Can you listen to this girl? I am here saying, and I have it embedded in every being and sense of me, that I am not letting these people hurt me, even just a little. My only friends are already envisioning corpses? “Will you just stop? Your joke isn't funny at all." I state.

"It's okay. I'm such an amazing person so I will let this go, but if you keep stuff that I should know from me in the future, then I am absolutely and totally breaking up with you," "We're dating?" I shot her a coy smile. "Of course not," she swatted my arm with a chuckle, "but we are GFF's, you Lilian and I," "What is GFF?" I asked in confusion and amusement. "Girlfriends forever," she grinned. "That's a thing?" I quirked my brows. She nodded and I shook my head, barely holding back my chuckle, "you know you're not much different from my best friend Celine,"

KATHY ❤💯🌈: You better come back or else you'll find yourself fake girlfriendless. I laughed and responded. ME: Hey my beautiful fake girlfriend.. I hope your visit at the bank ended up being good. And I promise I'll definitely watch the movie you recommended.. it sounds like a nice movie. Am I really fake girlfriendless now? 😱😯😰😭💔 Then I took a selfie of myself with a sad face and sent it with a caption "can I be forgiven" and sent it to her. I went to respond to my best friend's message.