Girlfriends Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

"You keep saying that I'm excluding myself, and it's you who keep laughing at me behind my back. You can stop it. I'm still a friend of yours, even though I'm succeeding in some love environment in my life, as Ellen said.” "We're laughing at you who can't talk about the blonde without your eyes shining," said Ellen. "And when you're talking to him, he keeps laughing silly all the time. And I really think this is a huge success of your love life, my friend. You really have to take advantage of this man. Love is too good. Throw yourself headlong and that's it. But it's funny that you keep laughing at the cell phone screen, that is, no doubt.”

I said lazy. Come on, isn't there a more sensible saying for times like this? "It's a joke, idiot!" she snapped. This is just funny. I burst out laughing, seeing Violet's face scrunched up in annoyance. Our senses of humor are so different, it's weird considering we've been good friends until now.

I pondered for a moment, then typed, "The one where we're laughing at that silly joke you made. Your smile is my favorite." Her reply was swift, "I remember that! You have the best laugh." I chuckled at her words, "Well, you have the best jokes. It's a perfect match." The conversation flowed effortlessly, a dance of words that mirrored the rhythm of our connection. As we continued chatting, the miles between us seemed to vanish. She shared anecdotes from her day, and I found solace in the sound of her virtual laughter. I couldn't help but tease her, "You know, our photos don't do justice to your laughter. I miss hearing it in person."

I say this as I sip on my juice. “Yeah? So we, I guess, then buy our coffins and dig our graves before we leave this house, right?” Huh! Can you listen to this girl? I am here saying, and I have it embedded in every being and sense of me, that I am not letting these people hurt me, even just a little. My only friends are already envisioning corpses? “Will you just stop? Your joke isn't funny at all." I state.

"He was absolutely hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing!” Her ocean-blue eyes sparkled with delight and her sandy blonde curls bounced, adding to her lively demeanor. “Oh my god, yes! Those dance moves? Absolutely hilarious!” Melody exclaimed, tossing her long, brown hair aside. “Funny? He was freakin’ hot!” I countered, unable to suppress my grin. “I know, right?!” Nancy jumped in, her hands rapidly clapping together. “I could barely pay attention to his jokes with that body on display!” The banter flowed easily as we leaned in, tossing wild theories around like confetti. It was one of the things I loved about my friends. We could express our opinions freely without the fear of being judged,

"Just then, I heard my phone beeping. With my free hand, I pulled out my phone in my pocket. I had to bite the side of my cheeks to keep myself from smiling. Gi-chikun: I forgot to tell you that you look even more amazing today. My girlfriend is so beautiful. I gave him a glance and saw him smirking, his phone on his other hand too. This flirt. Me: I know. You're lucky I even said yes to you. I saw how he smiled at my response. It was an inside joke that we had. He'd often tell me how beautiful I am and I'd tell him how lucky he was I even spare him a glance. Gi-chikun: I feel honored to be this lovely and ethereal girl's boyfriend. And I will be even happier if I get to get a kiss, I had to

"She wants me to come visit her in Jamaica for her wedding plans and she wants me to bring my boyfriend" "You have a boyfriend? Weren't you just single like yesterday?" "I am single but my mother doesn't know that" "What do you mean by that?" "I've been posting love quotes on F******k and she thinks that I be posting it for someone special" Jennifer laughs "That's not funny,Jennifer" "I'm sorry but you have to admit that it's kinda funny.Maybe just a little bit" Sophia sighed "I guess so" "Just tell her that you don't have one.It's that simple" Jennifer said as she slaps on the bar counter.

I laughed at her angry expression. "I liked it, it seems my girlfriend is a super smart nerd," I joked and she laughed. "I'm super smart!" There, the smile was back on her face. And how I loved that smile.

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

Maddie immediately retorted. "I know. I know. Damn Maddie! That was a joke to make you feel better," Audrey said, shrugging her shoulders as she said this. "Well, it sure didn't help make me feel better. I already told you Audrey, you would make a terrible comedian. You will just end up annoying your audience to death," was Maddie's comeback. The two girls bursting into laughter was what preceded Maddie's words. "I will tell you this girlfriend, you are being paranoid, Jake Conat wouldn't possibly fire you for something so trivial," Audrey said when their bout of laughter ended and Maddie sighed, heavily.