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“Mandy, this is more than half of the down payment! I mean assistants don’t get a higher pay than their bosses!” “Okay, that’s my thank you for everything you’ve done for me!” “Hey, I know you don’t mean to offend me but I feel offended just a little bit.” Herbie was truthful when he said it. “I mean, we’re bestfriends, Mandy. Bestfriends aren’t supposed to say thank you with money.” “Not if it’s a loan! And Herb, I don’t want you to think I’m taking advantage of our friendship.” she said pulling him close for a hug.

Your crazy ass girlfriend, Shelly replied inwardly but didn't say that instead, "I'm sure that's not important at all." The walk to wherever their camp site was supposed to be was long and boring. No one was ready to suggest anything for them to do but instead everyone were lost in their thoughts. The first person to break the frustratingly silence was Kiara. "Yo peeps, let's make this walk more fun and less romantic." That earned series of laughter from everyone even Cindy was laughing. Color me shocked__literally. "This place is boring as fuck there's nothing for us to do than to get there faster," Logan said.

A woman with mid-thirty said. "Hmmm, obviously, she is their brother's girlfriend," Her friends agreed with her. "Look at that girl, she is so young and she starts to seduce men and even she brainwashed them, how sluty she is?!" One. the girl said with displeasure. Like those three, all who were sitting and eating there peeked towards them and commented about Jenny. After filling up, they all went out of the cafeteria and chatted till the break time was over, then they returned to their desk.

"Just be you! Maybe he will be interested in people who have a positive energy like you?" "Definitely no!" "Why not? A man with a few words like him perfectly for a girl like you!" Dove believed a man who is cool as a cucumber would go crazy for a naughty girl. Clara has this mysterious charm that makes any man fall in love. She's humorous and shines like a star. The difference between them is a key to making them into each other. "May I try to be a shy girl?" Clara said. Clara wanted to act like an innocent girl. She wanted to swear pink and have thick glasses. Maybe she chose a "nerdy" look. She is girl shy outside, and a good bed is the best.

“We don’t know, what is clear, this forest will make us insane” “There are stories about, the spirit of the forest, possibly we have disturbed it” “Never mind, we will be out of this forest in two days and we will be back to our business” “We have left the girl, it is too bad, we have not made her useful to us” “She will be in the care of the ball of fire by now, good luck to her” they laugh They rest together, waiting the night to leave, before they make a move, before they decide what to do next. One of them, see the light from a far, coming from the shelter, of Dexter.

She asks and I scoff giving her an incredulous look. "Briar. Girlfriend? Sweetheart, you're more than my girlfriend. You're like my fucking soulmate." I say, feeling a hint of panic because I did not really mean to get that deep but it slipped out and it's not a lie so I'm not gonna take it back. Her eyes go wide for a second before she tilts her head back and let's out a laugh. "You should see your face right now!" She says through her laughter. "You look terrified!" She says and I scowl at her a little.

"Proud of me, aren't you?" "Always." "You're the most clever person I know and you're usually right about everything... But you're wrong about this, about us," I stressed to her. "To quote one of the best movies of the early 2000s, when it comes to us, 'the limit does not exist.'" The 'Mean Girls' line made her laugh. "After what we've been through, I couldn't care less about 'the average person.' Because that's not you—and that's not me when I'm with you... Stop equating us to 'the average couple' 'cause doing so makes less sense than not wearing pink on Wednesdays."

-girl #1 "I don't know? The girl in the picture has curly hair, but that girl has straight hair." -girl #2 "Gosh, is this for real? Does Wyatt really have a girlfriend?" -girl #3 "Hey," the woman waved her hand in front of Wyatt's face. "Where are you looking?" After she asked that, she followed where Wyatt's eyes were looking. Then, he saw me. "Oh, your best friend!" She waved her hand and walked towards me, "It's me, Agleen. How are you? You're Aiden, right?"

I smile to myself at how much fun they seem to be having. "God," Lilian, a girl who always paints my face for me on friday nights, adds, her black hair glinting in the late afternoon sun. "I pity people like that. What losers." "I don't know," I say, having a hard time looking away from Nate's friends. "They look like they're having fun to me." A few girls scoff and it takes everything in me not to whip around and go evil canival on them. "Oh, please, Kelly." This comes from Mariah who tightens her grip on Paige's foot. "Are you so high and righteous that you can't laugh along anymore? You used to have a field day making fun of weirdos like that."

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken