Novel & Cerita Girlfriends Funny Quotes

Putting up air quotes at ‘girls like me’. Someone needs to knock this girl off her high horse, I internally growled to myself. She laughed as if what I said was funny, and replied with a fake smile, “Boring girls.” She then flipped her hair, “He is a handsome, smart, and such a gentleman. Guys like Joe, date beautiful, and smart girls. For example,” she then pointed to herself “girls like me.”

, "No, no, let me guess. Did she trip and 'accidentally' fall into your arms today? Or did she conveniently forget how to play the chords just so you could hold her hands and 'teach' her?" "She's just a friend, Kiyara." "Oh, of course. Just a friend.Just a friend who stares at you like a starving hyena looking at a fresh piece of meat., Raghav, sweetheart, have you seen the way she looks at me? If looks could kill, I'd be six feet under by now." "She's not that bad." "Oh really? So it's completely normal for a 'friend' to throw death glares at your girlfriend? To pretend I don't exist? To laugh a little too hard at your dad jokes and touch your arm every five seconds?"

To say it has been entertaining would be an understatement of the century. “Oh my gosh!! I cannot breathe. HAHAHAHA!!” I was currently rolling on the floor laughing. The guys have been picking up girls by using the worst line ever. My favorite so far was the line Kaiden used on a poor innocent girl. He got a slap in return. “Hey can you spell ‘ME’?” Kaiden asked. “M-E." The girl said. Kaiden smirked. “You forgot the ‘D.’” “There is no ‘D’ in ‘Me’.”

I moved through the rest of the list and off-freaking-course, there were more offensive remarks and some of them were written in the middle of the night. “Is she a robot? When is she sleeping?” My best friend asked no one in particular. “She doesn’t have time. She is too busy loving me from a distance,” The famous boy attempted a joke with a small, but breathtaking smile. “Not funny,” Tina shook her head at him and his face dropped. “No?” Thomas tried again, and his irises moved from Tina to Linda, and then landed on me. “Nope,” I pressed my lips in a thin line. “Sorry.”

"Jenna the absolute genius, alive!" "As always perfect, beautiful and enviable" said Axel animatedly. "Girlfriend, how envious I am of you, the good kind, but envious, I'm a zombie I want your brains" said Mary jocosa "Stop bothering me hahahaha, it's just a few tests, nothing more" said Jenna, because she didn't like to be boastful. They all went out together to the cafeteria to celebrate the great event of their classmate, they ordered juices and sodas and shouted at the top of their lungs

he quoted. “The what?!” He burst into laughter again, “You didn’t know?” “Woah! That’s so rude of them to call me that” I gaped at the thought. “Hey, stop laughing! I’m gonna take back the friendship handshake if you laugh anymore” I threatened. He sat straight immediately clearing his throat. “Sorry, it’s not my fault you quote too much”. “But schmuck?” I placed a finger under my chin squinting. “That’s so rude. Who even came up with that?”

Their minds were already made up, they really didn't want to know the truth, they seemed just fine with the lies they were insinuating. "welcome ladies... And thank you so much for allowing me to unstrip you." I smiled and joked, "well Phamela, my girlfriend right here told me that besides her, you're the best person who can strip me." Some of the audience got my joke and they laughed too. "thank you for having us Phamela... I'm not as funny as my girlfriend." Olivia said and I turned to her and took her hand in mine. "soooo ladies.. Where do we start? I have so many questions."

Forever. I remember watching those girl friendship cartoons on television. Bratx Vinx Meow Meow Power I remember longing for friends I could huddle around with one day. Wear matching colors or different colors of the same outfit. But... "She's cute y'know but she's sorta weird." I once overheard the guys in my class talking. "She's nice but like, she never says anything." "When I talk to her I feel as if I'm talking to a wall." The girls would say.

Roxy stands up to go help him and the ginger girl looks at me and smiles. “You’re the girl Payne was with aren’t you?”, she asks and hearing his name makes me flinch as if I was in pain. “Yeah”, I answer and the other one wraps her arm around mine. “Is he was good in bed as other girls say? I wouldn’t mind trying it on”, she says smiling at her friend. “Excuse me”, I say standing up and walking out of the pub.

"You roam around the house in your shorts and tiny tank tops all day, and I've hardly seen any tattoos on you. They must be really well hidden.” There was a pregnant pause in the room as Gabriella took in my words. As I took in the importance of our discussion, trying to steer the delicate terrain of honesty and friendship, a sudden eruption of laughter jolted me from my thoughts. I turned to see Gabriella, laughing almost uncontrollably, her eyes sparkling with amusement. "What's so funny?" I asked, a bit baffled by the unexpected outburst. Through giggles, Gabriella managed to say, "It's cute, Kyra. You think those are the weird parts, but you completely missed the part where I like girls.