Girlfriends Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

I asked "don't smile like that to me my heart beat" I laughed she's so oo funny,"hey don't smile",I laughed ,I enjoy her company,we continue gisting ,being friends with her is not bad. This is it,our apartment,we girls will share the same room,the two guys will share the other room,one apartment for each group "Gosh! am so tired" Stephanie said stretching,"let go in","Gosh what a tiny apartment how am I suppose to live here" Sara complained,"you know the way out ,you can get out "Stephanie replied

“Then everyone will know you’re MY twinkle toes.” She shook her head at me with a half smile, but reached up to peck me again on the lips. “You’re ridiculous, Pal,” she chuckled. “Maybe. But I’m your ridiculous Pal.” Holy goddess, when did I become so fucking cheesy? The coughing and hissing behind me told me that my friends had definitely heard my stupid one liner and were one hundred percent judging me for it. Idiots. I never gave them shit about their actions around females. Okay, no, that’s not accurate at all.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

I laughed at her angry expression. "I liked it, it seems my girlfriend is a super smart nerd," I joked and she laughed. "I'm super smart!" There, the smile was back on her face. And how I loved that smile.

Lucas says, starting to point to the shelf as the two girls walk up to us and glance down at what Lucas and I have in our basket. “I see that you two have some fun planned for tonight. Do you think we could convince you to change them and join us for some fun?” Asks the blond. I looked at Lucas and he looked at me. We both turned towards the girls and answered in unison. “NO. We have a girlfriend.” The two of them looked at us confused. It’s like what we just said made absolutely no sense to them. “Girlfriends mean nothing. What they don’t know won’t hurt them.” Says the dark-haired one.

Sam said, amused but a little concerned that her other friends might judge her negatively. She glanced over, seeing the three guys grinning as they watched the two girls and laughed at their obvious expressions. "Zoey, this is Kev, Murphy, and Marley," Sam said. "She's..." "Her girlfriend!" Zoey blurted out before Sam could say "friend." "Nice," Kev said, grinning from ear to ear. "Not like that dipshit," Marley corrected, glancing back and shaking his head. "Yeah man, girls can say girlfriend and not mean it like you and your boyfriend," Murphy said, grinning as he took a shot at Kev's expense.

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

I spoke to the saleslady, she smiled before she went to the cashier. “What do you mean girlfriend?! Do you wanna get hurt?!” she whispered. I laughed. She’s cute. “What? You’re my girlfriend, right?” I asked, pretending to be innocent. “Did I say yes? Did I say yes?” she asked sarcastically before she rolled her eyes on me. “At least you’re earning. Imagine, you have a boyfriend like me who’s handsome and popular, plus you’re earning,” I joked. She rolled her eyes again, I laughed when she didn’t fire back.

" Geez! So uncomfortable." Katty chuckled, making fun of her friend. With a broad smile on her face she asked," So, which one is suitable for you?" Kavya's face turned red in embarrassment and rage . " What's so great about them? Everyone stares at girls , we just have to ignore them and carry on with our work." Her explanation left Katty dumbfounded, she was trying to have fun with her but it turned out that she herself became a joke.

The preview frame showed me—blushing, smiling shyly in Daniel’s car—saying those words that now felt like daggers. "I’ve always admired you, Daniel. You make me feel like I can breathe again." I pressed play, and my voice filled the room. I couldn’t listen. I couldn’t breathe. They had added captions and laughing emojis across the screen. Someone had written: “Ladies and gentlemen, meet Miss Desperate 2025 🤣🤣🤣.” Another replied: “Guess genius girls fall stupid too 😂😂.” The comments scrolled endlessly. “She thought she could bag Daniel with her brains.”