Girlfriends Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

Forever. I remember watching those girl friendship cartoons on television. Bratx Vinx Meow Meow Power I remember longing for friends I could huddle around with one day. Wear matching colors or different colors of the same outfit. But... "She's cute y'know but she's sorta weird." I once overheard the guys in my class talking. "She's nice but like, she never says anything." "When I talk to her I feel as if I'm talking to a wall." The girls would say.

- I slap my tongue. - Girlfriend, I'm sorry to talk like this, but you are too slow. If I were you, I would have given it to this man in every room of the house and in every possible position. I would even think about the possibility of giving him my ass. - Barbara speaks up, causing our laughter to echo through the place and even she can't stand what she just said. - I don't know how I can still be friends with you. - I put my hand on my stomach, recovering from my laughing fit.

I was so irritated I feared I'd say something I'd regret later if I stayed on the phone with her any longer than I had to. “Mmmmm detka, uh...I might be asleep...but call me first so I'll answer and then...we can Sk-Skype. I want to see your beautiful face, my perfect girl.” Her random hiccuping and constant slurring was grating at my nerves and I sighed curtly. "I beg your pardon everyone, b-but my girlfriend is a Princess." I heard her shout the announcement out loud, and bristled at the roaring laughter in response. “I hope you’re sober by then. I have to go.”

I defensively said that she laughed even more. “I remembered every bit of words that you told me last time.” “What, exactly?” “You know, that ‘getting-to-know’ stage. I recall you were the one who emphasized that we should know our boyfriends-to-be.” “You’re terrible, you know. It was only applicable in your case!” I argued even more. She just shrugged it off. Instead, she can’t stop her giggles as if she’s enjoying everything. “Nope, honey. Of course, you were the author of that quote. You should live it too.”

, smiling as I was reading the message Coco who was so mad with happiness fell and snatched my phone from me running and reading it so loud my friends are the worst craziest girls in the planet. "Can I now get my phone", I said to her as I was just laughing, we were all just laughing as I took my phone from her to reply Don smiling as I wrote, "Tanx so much XOXO’ smiling I sent him the text as Kylie and Coco were just drooling, "hmm I can smell some feelings in here, I can smell some feelings Ahhh", my friends said in unison, crazy girls!, As I started pursuing them all over the house, talking about our trip tomorrow Oh thank GOD am off all through this week,

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

The room was filled with an infectious energy, a blend of friendship, humor, and the thrill of discovering life’s unpredictable beauty. As the night wore on, our conversation grew more relaxed and playful. We swapped stories of our most embarrassing moments, each tale wilder than the last. I recounted the time I had accidentally walked into the wrong classroom and sat through an entire lecture before realizing my mistake. Favour shared a hilarious anecdote about a disastrously overcooked dinner in her first shared apartment, and Gift boasted about her uncanny ability to misplace her phone even when it was in her hand.

Gross! "Fine. Take all the time you need, princess" she mocked. Why is she mocking me? I have the good sense to turn around, enter my car and just…yes! Finally, I got the right speech. "Well, life is not fair, Aniston and unfair things happen to people all the time. But we don't throw in the towel. Instead we suck it up and keep pushing" I clenched my fist in solidarity. Aniston narrowed her eyes on me. "Did you seriously just quote Coach Richardson from that movie 'boys on fire'? How dumb do you think I am?"

The girls were doing their best on the dance floor with and without their men. Kai and I got a place at the bar spot, we ordered for a drink and got into some funny discussions. “So, tell me about your funny girlfriend, is she still with you?” I asked, looking away. “Hey man, stop calling her that.” Kai furrowed his eyebrows. All for jokes. “So was never my girlfriend and can never be.” Kai said, pouring the liquor into his mouth. “Oh, she's your mate then.” I chuckled. “Seriously?” Kai was sick of me already.

, I fake a smile. "Oh, really?" "Really!" I answer her loudly. "I am curious", she grins broadly. I find the stupid grin on her face annoying so I decide to speak up. "I am Zayden's girlfriend." "Oh!" She laughs mockingly, covering her mouth with her left hand and waving the other hand at me. "Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh." "Why are you laughing?" I rest my back more comfortably in the chair. I really want to know what she finds funny.