Good Yo Mama Jokes Novels & Stories

"Way to pump me up, man, compare me to a girl." "Toughest girl I know." "True. What do you think she'd do if she was here?" "Bake them all a pie." "Seriously?" "Laced with a laxative and while they're all moaning on the floor, lecture them on how it's wrong to steal women." Joel laughed. "Oh my God. I could so see your mom doing that while Naomi kicks them in the balls and yells something about women's lib." "Damn. We should have brought them with us."

"So quick question, am I going to be a Grandma soon?" "Mom!", My mate who heard her was giggling , I tapped him jokingly. My mom was laughing hard in the background. " Just kidding, you and your mate should come down for dinner, hm " " Okay mom , we will soon", "Okay darling", My mom said and ended the call.

"JENO! WHY DID YOU FALL YOUR DONATE! DO YOU WANT MOM TO FIRE YOUR CHILD HA??! !" 'Poor Jeno'.

Mamma said with a constant smile plastered on her lips. What? Pranks?????? "Really Mamma" I literally shouted. She giggled before nodding her head. Hmm... Sounds Interesting!!! "Wowww!!!! Tell me one prank you played on papa" I asked her with surprise look on my face. "One day I was damn angry with your papa. I prepared a special juice for him. You know how did I prepared it, I took cool water and added food color to it. The food color happened to be same as the juice we had in our fridge so, your papa didn't got suspicious and took big gulp. His expression was worth watching" mamma completed saying.We both looked at each other and busted out into fits of laughter. Poor papa!!!! I can imagin

mom is still yelling at me. "Mama, yes, even if you still want it, we'll go there immediately," I said while still raising an eyebrow. "Oh? All right! Come home to us and get dressed. Then go to the university," said mom. "Mom! You're so bad?! You're just joking. It's not funny anymore," I said with a sneer. "Hey! What a joke?! This isn't the time for your j-joke time! We're talking about studying and then you're joking?! Maybe you just want to stop studying?!"

*Giggles* *Giggles* *Giggles* “Geneva, that was so fun.” Vivi said, trying to control her laughter. “Yes, mamma is always fun. She tells joke. Me laugh.” Jen said. Her little eyes squeezed as an enormous smile plastered on her face. “Aww Jenny you are so cute.” Adi said, patting her head. “Thanks, Auntie Adi.” Jen smiled, hopping, unable to control her happiness.

Mom says, laughing. “After the second one, I don’t even care if Lorenzo confuses anything anymore, after all, what’s soap in your hair compared to a good cum shot…” My mother-in-law says and laughs. “Look at the madness! What a thing! Do you want to traumatize me? I'm going to start talking about bitching too! You bastards!” I say ordering the whole damn thing and continuing.” Let’s go in, we have a lot of things to do, and no talking about naughty things in front of me, crazy people!” I speak and they both come in laughing, it's each other in this life.

A⁠Y‍ANA: “Ti​red. My mo⁠uth st‍ill hurts. But‌ J⁠j​ajja​ is telling me stories about wh‍en D⁠add‌y was⁠ litt‌le‍ an‌d got into⁠ trou‍ble.” MAMA GRACE: (ap​p⁠earing o​n screen) “He wa⁠s a ter⁠ror. Clim⁠bed everyth⁠i‌ng​, brok​e everything, ‍ worrie⁠d me. Constantly”​ AM⁠ON:⁠ “‌Mama, you're ruining my repu​tation.​” AYANA: (‌giggling—the sound precious and rare) “Tell m‍e more, Jjajja!”

Mom says, closing the door behind Maggie, and turning towards me with a big smile on her lips. "Well, young man." She says, walking towards me. "So, you and Maggie, huh?" "Yes ma'am." I answer, smiling back at her. "I couldn't help myself." I answer. "So now you've fucked the mother and the daughter." She says, wrinkling her brow as another thought hits her. "Just like at home!" She exclaims. "You are one busy mother fucker." She says, laughing at her own joke, as she pulls me into a tight embrace.

" I gripped the phone, barely holding back laughter. Since we started going out, Seth had always known just how to charm my mom with little gifts and money. She saw him as some kind of hero and would always tell me to stay in line. She must have gotten some kind of sweet deal to rush over and play peacemaker without even bothering to ask what the whole mess was about. I kept my cool, did not bother with excuses or arguments, and just waited for her to run out of steam before I ended the call. The phone screen was still glowing when I hit up the client group chat and dropped the bomb. [Hey everyone, I'm thinking of leaving Hoffman Real Estate. If you need anything property-related down the li