Good Yo Mama Jokes Novels & Stories

he chuckles you're so lame papa Only for you and your mother dear, see you soon bye bye I put my phone down grinning like an idiot, I know very well how much my dad loves me, he always says my mom has Three mamas' boys so I am his treasure daddy’s girl, I have long since grown from girl-hood into womanhood but hey, no harm no foul, I am what I am to my papa bear.

I murmur, looking through the stuff, "Half of this won't make it past my ass." "Hey, I love your ass," Leo rushes to say, but his mom gasps so he makes a grimace, realizing what he said in front of her, "That was a joke." "Don't be crass, especially not in front of other people," she chastises him, "You are definitely not fat, Jolene and I'm sure we'll find something you love in your size." Huh. My mom would've called me an obese whale by now, but I guess not all moms are the same.

Aaron saw the conflict in me, and told me to go ahead and make all the jokes I wanted. I couldn’t help the “yo’ momma” jokes that immediately came out of my mouth. Aaron’s situation was incredibly sad and tragic. Even so…the idea of Aaron’s mate leaving him out of fear that he was sleeping with his own mother… how do you not make jokes out of that???? When I couldn’t stop making jokes, Aaron decided to tease me that my mate story was only marginally better, having met my mate while wearing a wedding dress.

I confessed moaning. "Your mama raised you well, that I'm definitely sure of," Jackson said moaning and hardly catching his breath. "My mom was a better whore than I am, I am sure she is the best sex tutorial lecturer ever," I admitted honestly to Jackson. "Okay, start riding on my dick softly but be careful of my fibula, they are silently freaking out too," Jackson said jokingly. "Yeah," I swiftly replied to Jackson.

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

- Jobert "We can't do anything, we lock the gate and if we went outside maybe we are a goner already"- Jester JM went silent and cry beside me it is so hard to believe "is Mama safe?"-JM JM looks to his father eyes Papa went to JM and hug him "don't worry Mama is alright"- Bobby even though Papa said she is alright but deep inside of my mind saying that my mother is in danger even though she is at the overseas we count our foods and now that we have an extra mouth to feed

“ And thankfully her dream came true; she married you, '' Eunice responded in a mocking tone and everyone burst into laughter making the poor man lower his head. “He must have taken after me because I also don't like it.” I replied. “Oh, I see. Actually have three in this house, and they are Poocco, Loocco, Moocco. They’re mom's favorite pets, and she can kill anyone if you mess with them,” Kira leaned in, whispering to me. “Ahh, I see.” I watched as Eunice attended to Jael and also caressed the monkey, and my fury grew more. I wish I could storm there and rip the darn monkey into pieces.

The moment Mom said this it was like my world came crumbling. “Mom this is a joke right?”

-["Ba-na-na… fall down… and… go boom!" Maddox giggles, erupting into his own laughter. I can’t hold back my chuckles, even if the joke didn't quite follow the traditional structure. "That's a great one, buddy! You're a natural comedian." -["I am, papa!"]- He exclaims proudly. -["One more?"]- This is exactly what I need after the stressful moments I just had before this. "Absolutely! I'm all ears," I reply, delighted by Maddox’s enthusiasm.

"So you're Mr. Monroe's daughter. He actually called our station yesterday. Don't worry, we will investigate this thoroughly." The room fell deadly silent again. A male colleague nearby stammered, "P-Preston Monroe… Why does that name s-sound so familiar?" The realization suddenly hit another colleague. "He's the chairman of our parent group! Preston Monroe!" he yelped, his voice cracking. "She's the chairman's daughter?" "And she's been helping us order takeout and pick up packages every day at the office?" "Did Vanessa say that the chairman's daughter is a kept mistress? That's the biggest joke I've ever heard!"