Good Yo Mama Jokes Novels & Stories

From: Mom [Thu, 9:39 pm] That's okay, you can laugh as much as you want even though you're sad for having a broken heart. I gasped. Mom can turn tables, doesn't she? To: Mom [Thu, 9:41 pm] I am your daughter, mom! I can't believe you can do me dirty! I answered, pasting crying emojis. From: Mom [Thu, 9:42 pm] I'm just joking, haha! I hope you're doing fine, we love and miss you so much!

"You don’t get my jokes?" "I never get your jokes dad even mom." Dad immediately face mom. "You don’t get my jokes honey?" "No! I do well most of the time." She smile sheepishly. "Tyler, my jokes aren’t that bad right?" I glanced at Tyler and saw him shaking his head. "No, of course not. I find it funny." "See… even Tyler like it." I rolled my eyes. "He’s a liar." I muttered lowly. Dad raised his eyebrow to me. "What’s that?"

"YES MASTER, YES BABY, FUCK YOUR MOMMY-SLUT; FILL MY NEEDY PUSSY WITH THE BIG FAT COCK." Gio didn't even slow down, he put his dick to his mom's widespread pussy and thrust inside until he slammed up against the back of her pussy. For the first time his entire cock was fitted into a tight wet hole. But he didn't care, he wasn't gentle, and he wasn't slow. He pounded his mom hard against the hardwood floor in the entranceway. She screamed and begged him for more. To go harder and faster. He just kept pounding away. He felt her getting tighter and tighter and knew she was close to coming. "Let go Mommy-slut, cum you dirty cunt! Cum on your son's big dick."

Joy went into hysterics. I sighed and fell back on my chair. I am so gonna beat all their asses. Might let Zumi poop in their open mouths when they sleep too. Goddddd. These fucking wild clowns. I AM GONNA KILL THEM ALL WITH MY DADS’ FUCKING GUNS !!!!! Now I get it. Now I understand the importance of their wedding gift. Great wedding presents, Dads. Great wedding presents !! Grrrrr.

He said looking at her gulping the water like a fish. "Yes Mom!" She sarcastically replied. "I prefer daddy" Ahn said winking at her and Yoonji made a disgusted face at his sexual joke. "All okay babe?" He asked after a minute when he saw her breathing coming in control. "No" She replied deadpanned. "Perfect. Lets start with push ups"

Mama laughed, it was a joke for her but my face turned blank. “Don’t talk like this, Mama. You’re going to die.” Ella reprimanded her before I could speak. She looked more disturbed than I and Massimo. “I am only joking, Ella. I am right here.” Mama said. “Still, we don’t like such jokes Mama. You know what you mean to us.” Massimo said to her. “I am sorry, kids. I am really sorry. Now don’t sulk and enjoy the meal with our guest.” Mama raised her hands in surrender motion.

Joy went into hysterics. I sighed and fell back on my chair. I am so gonna beat all their asses. Might let Zumi poop in their open mouths when they sleep too. Goddddd. These fucking wild clowns. I AM GONNA KILL THEM ALL WITH MY DADS’ FUCKING GUNS !!!!! Now I get it. Now I understand the importance of their wedding gift. Great wedding presents, Dads. Great wedding presents !! Grrrrr.

“Thank you for the cookies. By the way, don’t take this the wrong way, but you and your perfect pregnancy can suck it.” Morgan laughed her head off. “ISABELLA!” Mama chastised me. “Don’t be so rude!” “It’s ok, Nina,” Morgan giggled. “It’s an inside joke.” “Thank God!” Mama sighed. “I thought I was going to have to smack my pregnant child up the side of the head.”

"Okay, baby. I wasn't planning on going anywhere in a hurry, and it's sure nice where I am." * * * * * "I'm not sure I can do this," said Jill. "Sure you can," said Molly. "You've fucked your brother and your nephew, why not your son? John was great when he fucked me." She grinned. "All three times." Jill laughed. "He was pretty damn good when he fucked me, too." "Please, Mom," said Greg. "You look so damn tasty like that." "Naked?" "Yeah," said Greg. "You look great, Mom."

My mom joined in as I nodded eagerly so that she knew how much I appreciated her good genes. "Make sure you find yourself a man who can handle that booty of yours yeah? Your mama gave it up for Aldo so easily, you gotta make them fight for it so that they never leave" She continued making all of us laugh as I finished the juice I had poured in to my cup.