Good Yo Mama Jokes Novels & Stories

Don't you start with m-, shh answer his question. "I did, I already ate three times today but I'm just really stressed and when I'm stressed I get hungry and cranky," I explained and he nodded while sipping his beer. That beverage doesn't look nice right now. Why did I ever drink it? I vow to myself to never touch a beer ever again. "Oh okay. So as I was saying, Jamie didn't want to tell his annoying mother to fuck off so I did it for him, hilarious right?" He laughed and I looked at him confused. Which part of this sentence is funny?

she added furiously. “Oh baby, that worked like a charm every damn time,” Alpha Zoe happily sighed. “But who thought that it was ok to wax me when I was fvcking pregnant and already so sensitive and in pain !!!” I could tell she was glaring at my mom by the tone of her angry voice. “Well you had it coming for making jokes while I was in labour,” Mom snorted. “I had no idea if I should cry because of the pain or because of your stupid knock knock jokes,” she added.

My stomach flipped. “Mama…” I whispered. “Is it about the forest?” She froze just for a second. But I saw it. “No, baby,” she said too quickly. “It’s... just patrol reports. Grown-up stuff.” But Johanis caught it too. “You’re lying,” he said, squinting at her. “That’s the same face you make when you hide birthday presents.” “I do not hide birthday presents,” Mama said. “You literally stuffed one behind the toilet last year—”

“Little things make me happy.” “I guess that’s what happens when you’ve experienced jail.” I attempt a joke in a lighter tone and I immediately feel chastened. I hold my breath for her reaction as she studies my expression carefully, but then she surprises us both by laughing. My mother has never laughed at my jokes before. Ever.

"Duh, I'm not a complete dolt I know I can't drink." "Didn't say you were babe but when you get around this bunch you always lose your damn mind." I glowered at the table at large and got goofy smiles all around. Fuck were these women up to? "This bunch is your two sisters, your mother and her friends." "Uh huh, your point?" "I never thought I'd see the day, my son the bad ass is whipped." Ma and her friends whooped it up at my expense and then the male jokes started. Apparently we were all pussy whipped asses being led around by our dicks. I never knew ma even had those types of conversations.

Terrified, I cried and begged Mom to go to the hospital with me for a check-up. The doctor did a thorough examination and said I must've caught it from someone else since I wasn't sexually active. Never in a million years did I imagine that Mom would casually bring it up like it was some kind of joke when Jared came over for the first time. The lively atmosphere instantly froze, and Jared's face went stiff. "Mom, I caught it from someone else. Wasn't the doctor's report clear enough?" I reminded Mom in a low voice. Mom kept talking as if she hadn't heard me.

" I stopped and turned around. I looked at her tear-streaked face and let out a cold laugh–then kicked her. She was not ready for it and fell hard, face-first onto the ground. "Best friends? You think you deserve that?" Connor ran after me, forcing a smile. "Sophia, w-wait for me–" My dad shot him a cold look. "What? Want a slap?" He froze, mouth opening and closing, unable to say anything. I did not bother with him. I walked straight toward the school gate. … I had just gotten in the car when a DM came in from Tara.

That reply had about thirty laughing reactions. Me: Gosh! This is so funny. I typed with lots of laughing emoji. Someone else was typing, I waited patiently for the comment to pop up. Rose: Most of you know I am a mother of three cute potatoes, during my last labour, I pooped when I was told to push. I scrunched up my face in disgust, pushing the pringles away before it starts tasting like poop in my mouth. I noticed comments stopped coming in, I began to scroll through other posts lazily. Just then I saw a post by Mystery man (Jamaal) he posted few minutes ago, no wonder. All attention were already directed to his post.

“I’m not boring. Your mother doesn’t find me boring, do you, Katy?” Katy looked at me with a not-so-subtle wink. “Never.” “You laugh at my jokes! You love my stories!” he protested, looking aghast. Matthew snorted. “It’s habit, Dad. Face it. Boring. I’m telling you—you’re not all that and a bag of potato chips.” I tried not to laugh at Richard’s expression. Jaxson was smirking, trying to hide his amusement. Reed was shoveling eggs into his mouth like a starved man, concealing his grin.

"Try to say one just and my hand will surely fly in your face without a warning!" "Don't be so killjoy, Sophia!" said my mom. "Laughter is the best medicine! Why don't you allow him to prove himself to all of us!" "Mom, I said I am not really into comedy so please stop insisting that!" I exclaimed for her to know that I am not interested in hearing any kind of jokes!