Good Yo Mama Jokes

"Kamu harus menikah, Asa. Nggak mungkin kan kamu melajang selamanya?" Angkasa Nirada Tanaka atau yang biasa dipanggil Asa, terdiam mendengar apa yang akan diucapkan oleh mamanya. Pada sang ayah, Asa mungkin masih bisa berkelit. Tapi mamanya adalah seseorang yang menyelamatkan hidupnya dari kubangan kenangan kelam bersama sang ibu kandung. Mana berani ia melawan padanya? "Ya udah, nanti aku akan menikah. Kalau jodohku udah turun dari langit." "Tenang aja, kamu nggak usah nunggu jodohmu jatuh dari langit. Biar Mama yang carikan." Dan begitulah... awal mulanya jodoh Asa berada di tangan mamanya. [Cerita orangtua Asa bisa dibaca di buku: Cinta Satu Malam dengan Berondong] [Buku ini bisa dibaca terpisah dari kisah orangtua Asa]

Bronwyn thought the hardest part of coming home for the holidays would be facing her small town past. She never imagined walking into the Rhiggs estate and feeling her body come alive under the gaze of Trenton Rhiggs, her best friend Eudora's father. He is everything she should not want: older, powerful, and completely forbidden. Trenton Rhiggs is a man who built an empire and commanded respect from everyone around him. Widowed for three years, he buried himself in work and being a father. Then Bronwyn arrived for the holidays and suddenly the girl he remembered became a woman he cannot stop thinking about. Every instinct tells him to stay away but having her under his roof makes that impossible. When a blizzard traps them alone in the massive Rhiggs estate, the attraction neither can deny finally erupts. What starts as one stolen night becomes an addiction neither can quit. They know it is wrong. They know Eudora can never find out. But some cravings are too powerful to resist. Their secret burns hotter every day until someone sees something they should not have. A business rival discovers the affair and threatens to expose Trenton unless he backs away from a major deal. Bronwyn becomes leverage in a dangerous game. Now Trenton has to choose between protecting his empire or claiming the one woman he was never supposed to touch. Their forbidden desire might cost them everything but walking away feels impossible.

Karlina Agna Husein, adalah seorang tokoh Antagonis yang paling ditakuti seluruh dunia, namun kecelakaan besar membuat sang Antagonis itu seketika berubah menjadi protagonis. Dalam menjadi dirinya yang baru Karlina dihadapkan banyak pilihan dalam hidupnya. Akankah Karlina mampu menghadapi lika-liku kehidupannya yang baru. Atau menyerah pada kenyataan?

Elmi, ialah seorang ibu yang berjuang untuk bahagia sambil membesarkan anaknya, Alina. Namun, mendadak saja sang mantan suami, Gerard, datang dan mencoba kembali dekat dengannya karena ia baru tahu bahwa pernikahan mereka menghasilkan seorang buah hati. Tetapi, Elmi menolaknya, karena perbuatan Gerard yang menyakiti perasaannya saat mereka masih terikat janji suci. Andrew, sahabat Gerard yang selama ini membantunya juga melarang Elmi untuk kembali pada pria tersebut. Akankah Elmi bisa membuat dirinya memutuskan perasaannya? Demi kebahagiaan dirinya atau sang anak yang belum merasakan kasih sayang seorang papa?

Menikahi Gadis Pilihan Mama, merupakan hal yang harus dilakukan Freddy Hanafi, seorang karyawan perusahaan swasta. Meskipun tahu dirinya dijodohkan dengan Raisa sejak mereka masih kecil, tetapi Freddy tidak menduga akan benar-benar menikahi anak gadis sahabat mamanya. Perbedaan usia, wawasan dan gaya hidup, menimbulkan riak-riak kecil dalam kehidupan rumah tangga Freddy dan Raisa. Masalah mulai muncul ketika mantan pacar keduanya kembali hadir dan tidak ragu-ragu untuk mendekat. Mampukah Freddy dan Raisa mempertahankan rumah tangga mereka? Akankah cinta akan menyatukan keduanya?

Patah hati karena ditinggal calon istrinya jelang pernikahan mereka, Bumi Pangestu nekat menikahi putri mantan calon istrinya yang masih belia.

“On all fours, baby. Now crawl to Daddy,” His velvety voice filled me with need as I dropped on my knees and crawled to him. "What do you want,gumdrop?" A dark look of lust settled over his face and I tried not to shiver at the sudden chill that ran through me. "I want you to f**k me." I swallowed hard as thrills of pleasure coursed through my body.My eyes flitted up to meet his grey orbs again, they were burning with hunger and a dark fire. "Fast and hard.”A soft whimper escaped my lips as he reached for me. “That's my good girl.” ** ** ** ** Zella Carmichael spent years harboring a secret crush on the ruthless billionaire, Isaiah King—her godfather and her father’s best friend—while pretending it was nothing more than a silly dream. So when his charming son swept her off her feet, it felt like fate offering her a safer version of the man she could never have. But fate had other plans. Just days before her engagement to Isaiah’s son, Isaiah steps in with a truth that wrecks her world: for the next 360 days, she is his. Zella believed her father gave her away to protect her from Isaiah’s threats, however she was far from the truth. Behind Isaiah’s cold steel eyes hides a man who has always been obsessed with her. And behind her father’s words lies secrets so dark, it will wreck her world. Zella is pulled into a world of passion, twisted secrets, power play, sizzling lust and betrayal. Trapped between the boy who once loved her and the man she was never meant to want… who will get her in the end—father or son? When dark shattering secrets come to light, will their love survive?

Adit terjebak dalam pesona Sarah—ibu sahabatnya sendiri—yang seharusnya tak boleh ia inginkan. Di balik pertemuan-pertemuan terlarang, batas moral kian memudar, sementara suami Sarah dan Hardian bisa menghancurkan segalanya jika rahasia ini terbongkar. Semakin ia berusaha menjauh, semakin ia tenggelam dalam daya tarik yang tak bisa dilawan. Tapi seberapa lama api ini bisa disembunyikan sebelum semuanya terbakar?

“Can I know why I have been kidnapped, sir ?” She questioned in a low, but daring voice. “First of all, you weren’t kidnapped. You were sold off, so it’s merely a transaction.” He replied to her, standing from his seat to lean on his table. Drey’s sexual tension skyrocketed up in the air, and he almost couldn’t control himself at that moment. In his mind, he was groping her and having another round of hot sex right there on his work table, however, he was determined to make her life miserable for having the audacity to forget him and the amazing night they had just shared. He leaned further, and missed her lips by an inch going straight to her ears to whisper “Welcome to your worst nightmare.” The whisper sent shivers down Marie’s spines and her stomach churned from the proximity between her and the piece of art in front of her, and his strong thick voice resounding in her ears. After a one-night stand with the biggest Mafia boss in the state, unknowing Marie gets sold off to that same Mafia empire, and her once quiet life gets shaken up by a smoking hot man, violence, drugs and a surprise baby.

“What do you think you're doing, Xander?!” Hardin shouted. “Get your filthy hands off my wife.” He charged at us, slapping Xander's hands off my waist. Xander chuckled dryly. “What the hell do you mean, your wife? You seem to be a hella drunk baby, brother. She's mine!” ******* The only man she has ever had eyes for wasn't who she thought he was. The beauty she found was indeed a beast. He ripped her heart apart by cheating with her own sister on their wedding day. Her parents abandoned her and made her sister get married to her fiance for selfish reasons. She decided to have sex with his brother, a billionaire, all for revenge. He makes her a deal; carry my baby and I'll help you get your revenge. Will it all be worth it or will she be faced with even more trouble when Xander Rivera returns?