Good Yo Mama Jokes

Domenico Pietro de Cerintti, in the eyes of everyone was the good boy, the sacrificial lamb, the one who attended all the classes and obeyed all the rules, the one who would not let a puppy get run over by a car, the one who didn't have a girl in his bed every Friday night, the one who didn't smirk, the one who girls liked but never wanted, the one who girls used and dumped, the one who wasn't badass. He lived with that image, was content with it even with the bullying until a certain day when they crossed the line, the one line they were never to cross. He disappeared. And appeared months later, in college; the college that had a good percent of his highschool student in attendance; changed, for the worse. Rosetta D'armani, one of his mates in highschool and now his mate in college, who never bullied him but who also never saved him from the bullies. She was, as defined by the male folk, hot, sexy, drool worthy. She saw him on his first day back and lusted after him. She followed him, sought after him, chased after him with every breath in her. He made her lick his heels. After all he was badass now. He smirked now, he had girls in his bed not only every Friday night but every night, the girls wanted him, he used and dumped them now, he was badass. But oh...those bullies didn't know his definition of badass. Badass for him meant revenge. He would revenge on each one of them including his beloved girlfriend. He'd show them just how hot badass burned. One mysterious girl, one desperate girl, one perfect girl and one revengeful boy. ???

Having a baby will only ruin her body and her career. After Nate kept on pestering Quinn about having a baby, she couldn’t, she didn’t want to get pregnant. Adoption was never an option for her until she found her long lost friend. After so much pestering, she agreed to carry the baby for Nate. Nate, having the chance to lay with his crush, used the opportunity to get back with her. He looked for ways to make Paige stay with him for long, making Quinn angry and jealous. Will Quinn be able to hide her jealousy for long? Will Nate find out the secret Quinn is hiding from him?

Lena, a tenacious journalist, is tasked with interviewing the elusive billionaire, Ethan. Despite his reservations, Ethan agrees to the interview, and Lena is surprised to find herself drawn to him. After their interview, Lena and Ethan share an unforgettable night together, but Lena leaves before dawn, never expecting to see him again. Months later, Lena discovers she’s pregnant with Ethan’s child and tracks him down to tell him the news. She’s shocked to learn that Ethan is engaged to a conniving and manipulative woman who has been plotting to get her hands on his vast fortune. Lena and Ethan must fight to expose the truth and take down the villainous fiancé before it’s too late.

Vad Wagner is the best IIF agent there is for over a decade. However, his work turned him into a prideful man and his heart into stone. He spent half of his life living with criminals that he developed some psychopathic tendencies. His life turned to turmoil when his body swapped with a teenage girl; Kylo a withdrawn, bullied teen. She explored a ritual that opened a door to the mythical world. Now, Vad has to deal with demons in the body of the weak teen girl. How will he be able to handle it? Will the reserved Kylo be able to handle the life and body of Vad? Will Vad’s reputation help her overcome her fears and trauma along the way? How will they come back to their original bodies? How will they take control of a life so different from their own? Join Vad and Kylo, clash it out against the supernatural and their inner battle against themselves. Disclaimer: Credits to the rightful owner of the pic used in my book cover.

Caught Between the Past and a Billionaire's Forgotten Love. After a painful breakup, Elizabeth tries to move on, but one steamy night with her childhood sweetheart, Beck, changes everything. She’s pregnant, and Beck, now a billionaire, doesn’t even remember her due to childhood amnesia. What should have been a fleeting moment of passion becomes a life-altering complication. Caught between unresolved feelings for her ex, Chase, and the distant, cold Beck, Elizabeth struggles to find her footing. Chase, who once left her because she reminded him too much of his mother, wants her back; even offering to raise her baby as his own. Meanwhile, Beck views their child as a means to secure his place as heir in his father’s empire, not realizing the emotional connection growing between them. As Elizabeth reclaims her identity, Beck begins to thaw, but their world spirals when Beck’s vindictive ex orchestrates a plot that leaves Elizabeth in a coma. Desperate, Beck searches for her, only to uncover memories of their shared childhood, their love, and the moment it was all ripped away. Determined to protect her, Beck confronts his father, walks away from his fortune, and vows to build a life with Elizabeth on his terms. When she awakens, they marry beneath the treehouse that once symbolized their innocent love, now the foundation of something stronger; reborn through resilience, trust, and second chances. A captivating story of passion, redemption, and healing, this romance shows that true love transcends even the deepest wounds.

"You tell me you don't want me, and you are this wet for me?" I rasped, as I pushed my fingers deeper, plunging harder in and out of her, liking how restless I was making her. "What is the point of wanting you when I can't have you?" ******* After a hot one night stand with the sexy Billionaire, Ethan Howells, Chloe discovered that she was pregnant for him. She decided to keep the baby a secret from him when she found out that he had a fiancee. But years later, when her daughter fell ill, she found herself running back to the billionaire's doorstep. But things wasn't too simple this time around, as she found herself having complicated feelings for this man that belonged to another, a man she cannot have.

Aina yang kesuciannya terenggut oleh orang tak dikenal dan harus hamil di waktu muda, awalnya sulit menerima putrinya. Namun, seiring berjalannya waktu, dia sadar bahwa dia harus berubah. Saat kehidupannya mulai selayaknya mama muda yang lain, Aina bertemu dengan seorang polisi tampan yang ternyata berhubungan dengan kisah kelamnya. Mampukah Aina bertahan? Belum lagi, orang-orang dari masa lalunya, kembali muncul ….

Di dunia ini, hanya ada dua orang yang memanggil Maya dengan Lia. Pertama, jelas orang tuanya. Kedua, entahlah, Maya tidak ingin berurusan dengan orang ini lagi. Sampai kapan pun! Maya kaget ketika seorang anak perempuan memanggilnya mama. Bagai berkaca pada dirinya sendiri di masa kecil. Astaga! Bahkan wajah mereka berdua mirip! Tapi Maya lebih tahu dirinya belum menikah. Status itu sangat jelas tertampang di KTP dan tidak bisa dimanipulasi. Bisma bertanya-tanya, bisa jadi 'kan Maya kawin lebih dulu? Ini gila! Batinnya bergejolak. Maya marah, terjungkal, mengernyitkan dahi memikirkannya. Di tengah kebingungan itu, ayah si anak lebih membuatnya kaget. Apakah Maya telah melewatkan kejadian besar dalam hidupnya? *Arumanis2023

Thrown out of her father's house by her Father after getting pregnant for the Most Popular Billionaire in Canada - Ethan Desjardins , Tatiana Campbell is left alone in this harsh world to figure out her life and that of her new baby after being rejected by her baby daddy .

Mendengar marga Perterpeon, semua orang pasti langsung iri! Keluarga konglomerat yang nasib setiap anak keturunannya telah dijamin. Siapa yang tak mau? Sayangnya, itu tak pernah berlaku untuk Thea Perterpeon! Sejak kecil, hidupnya bagai di neraka bersama keluarga itu. Ketika beranjak dewasa, dia bahkan ditendang dengan tidak hormat oleh mereka! Meski bahagia karena terlepas dari keluarga Peterpeon, Thea tidak pernah menyangka bahwa dia harus memiliki anak di usia muda di dalam kemiskinan. Dia pun berusaha untuk bangkit demi anaknya dan menjadi Mama Muda Kaya Raya yang membanggakan!