Happy Holidays Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

After Jessica recovered, she smiled, "Who knew he had it in him to crack funny jokes, Mr. Hemsworth?" He arched a brow up and replied teasingly, "Who said I was joking, though?" Jessica smiled and shook her head, "Oh My, It has been a long time since I laughed that hard. Thank you for that." Mr. Hemsworth nodded in response, patting her shoulders, "We all need some good laughs even in the midst of dire situations; laughter, they say, is medicine for the soul." "You are right," Jessica responded as she glanced at her wristwatch, "now I better get going. I have a husband to take care of and a speech to prepare," she added in high spirits.

"You stole it fair and square." He laughed. It was a light, easy sound. "Right. The Great Library Heist." He fell into step beside me. He wasn't tall. Maybe five-ten. I didn't have to crane my neck to look at him. I didn't feel small next to him. "So," he said, jamming his hands into his pockets. "Valentine's Day, huh? The corporate mandate to make single people feel like garbage." "Yep," I said, burying my chin in my scarf. "Garbage day."

THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT TO THE END OF THEIR LOVE STORY. HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR! :D :) :P

and the two laugh awkwardly because of Syrel’s message. “The traditional 18 wishes are way better than this even though it’s full of sarcasm,” The emcee said and the audience laugh. “Next one, Jane Riezel” “Oh my gosh!” Jane reacted and she headed to the stage for her message. “Merry. Merry Christmas in advance girl!” We laughed when we heard Jane’s first message for Cristine. “Labor. Happy Labor’s Day in advance as well. Independence. Happy Independence to you since you’re now 18! I don’t know where these words came from? On the calendar?” and we laughed so hard when she said the last phrases.

Am honored to be your friend. Enjoy your day. From Lucas Happy birthday, dol. wish you long life and prosperity. Sending many good wishes to you on your special day. From Tegga. Happy birthday, dearest. Has anyone told you how great you are? You are the bee’s knees, the greatest thing since sliced bread, out of this world....basically, I think you are the best! Happy sweet sixteen. See you at the party. **** She chuckled and then arched her brows. Party.

My claws yearn to tear him apart, limb by limb. Whoa you guys! It’s been a long time huh! School has been so stressful. How is school for you? Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Blessed New Year to each and everyone of you🥳🎄💃🏽

We all have a story. "I just want to say that I love all of you." Sunny chirped up smiling. "We love you too, sunshine," Bran yelled. The whole holiday was perfect for a big unhappy, happy family. And I love every single one of them.

"If you spoke your mind, you would be speechless." "I get so emotional when you are not around. That emotion is called happiness." "Mirrors can't talk and luckily for you, they can't laugh." "Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born beautiful, what the hell happened to you?" "I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life supply to charge my phone." "You bring everyone a lot of joy when you leave the room." "Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology."

"Wendy loves me. This isn't over—" Wendy gave her answer right away, and it was a big, fat slap across Zack's face. "Don't listen to him, Felix. I don't like guys like him. He's just a toy. A toy I throw away once I'm bored of him." She held up her thermos and uncapped it. The air was filled with the aroma of mushroom and egg custard. "You must be hungry. I got this for you."

"Wait guys, one more thing. How the hell are we celebrating the holiday because I'm kicking against cooping up?” "Me too."