Hilarious Sayings Novels & Stories

I pondered for a moment, then typed, "The one where we're laughing at that silly joke you made. Your smile is my favorite." Her reply was swift, "I remember that! You have the best laugh." I chuckled at her words, "Well, you have the best jokes. It's a perfect match." The conversation flowed effortlessly, a dance of words that mirrored the rhythm of our connection. As we continued chatting, the miles between us seemed to vanish. She shared anecdotes from her day, and I found solace in the sound of her virtual laughter. I couldn't help but tease her, "You know, our photos don't do justice to your laughter. I miss hearing it in person."

Matt muttered from the hallway. “Hey, I say great nuggets of wisdom!” Colby stifled a laugh. “Rain you say some of the most hilarious things but I don’t know if I would say that it’s wise.” “I am offended right now.” Matt snorted. “See you're saying something funny right now!” *** Lia

he wished there was more of it. And him? He’d been laughing lately but nothing like that. In fact.. he didn’t think he had ever laughed that hard in his entire life. And for that long .. nope that was for sure the first time he’d ever been laughing to the point he couldn’t speak. “Em are you like .. okay?” Sylvia asked carefully. “Oh yeah … I’m good. That was so fucking funny.,” she said. “Erm. What was so fucking funny?” Mickey asked.

I want her here every morning, making me coffee while I cook her eggs. I want to watch those gold-flecked eyes peeking over the top of her mug as she tells me something brilliant. I want to earn that easy smile by saying something humorous. Record scratch, I'm not funny guy. I never say anything humorous except I had in the Elevator. I'd made her laugh then, Around her I turn into someone else. Someone better, You're not the bad guy.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

Asshole. “That’s the most funniest thing I’ve ever heard…” He laughed, wiping the tears of mirth under his eyes. “You think that we are going to have a baby boy, just because you get sick every time you say something bad about me…” He was gasping for breath and it was contagious, his laughter. And, now I felt silly. “I swear if you don’t stop laughing, I will kill—” My stomach rumbled, audibly, reminding me that I hadn’t eaten anything for so long.

They kept mocking. “Don't you have something to do like train instead of following me with your stupid things?” I asked sullenly as I turned to face them. "Yes.” Hilary replied with a shrug, "but making fun of you when you're not with Liv is our favorite sport... and the funniest too.” "Okay, greaseball with legs.” the evil was tangible in her voice "Do you really think Liv would notice you in any way other than friendly?” I couldn't help but think that her smile was devilish.

The owner of the bakery laughed, “You say that every time, but please don’t stop.” Miss Franklin laughed out loud, “Zariah, you always were funny, but I’m happy to see that you never lost that.” I smiled, “What’s the point in turning bitter. That doesn’t help at all. It’s like taking poison and hoping it kills those who hurt you.” She agreed, “I’m so happy you are happy despite all you’ve been through.”

Together, they formed a dynamic duo, effortlessly bringing smiles to our faces. Elliot, with his quick wit and mischievous grin, joined in the merriment, contributing his fair share of jokes and hilarious anecdotes. His infectious laughter was contagious, spreading joy throughout our gathering. We exchanged quips and jests, the playful banter building a sense of camaraderie that transcended mere acquaintanceship. As we shared our stories and laughed until our sides ached, time seemed to lose its grip on us. The world around us faded into the background, and the park became a stage for our collective happiness. Each moment was etched in my memory, like a mosaic of laughter and shared experien

I rolled my eyes at her. "Why are you always so negative?". Lilly asked. "Nah, I'm not, I'm just being truthful. Bad things always happens to those who are too expectant of good things. It's an old saying ". She said shrugged and I rolled my eyes at her. Since when did she start caring about boring idioms and proverbs? "There's no such saying as that you're just being so negative ". Lilly argued. "Guys stop arguing besides everything will be made clearer at our eighteenth birthday ". I said before it turned into a fight.