Hilarious Sayings Novels & Stories

He said. "I am 13, I hate liers and-" I was saying but was interrupted by his laughter. "What's so funny," I said a little pissed. "Sorry, it's just how you looked like when you said that," He laughed and I stared at him. Jerk!! What's so funny. "And every human lie so you can lie too, so stop hating liers cause you might be one," He said seriously this time. "I'm happy you're not a lier, thanks for the truth," I smiled.

“They deify you, and you are a devil.” “Yes, of course, of the worst kind, and I don't think I'm unattainable or that I have it in gold. I remember a saying of my grandfather's that says ´both the pretty and the ugly also poop and pee.”. “Lol is a very funny friend, but that doesn't mean that you have to go around the street like a hunter looking for a prey that satisfies your crazy desires, and besides, the poor guy would surely fall in love, and you would throw him away after a week, like you do with everyone else.”

Ohhhhooooooo - they both said and I glared at them. "But the main problem is hadiya. She is saying stupid things to izzah - I said and told them what happened in morning including Izzah's beautiful words to hadiya. (Note the sarcasm) And they started laughing clutching their stomachs. "Ohhhh my god bhabhi is so amazing yarrr - said reyan. "Yaaa correct - said sharik and again they burst out laughing. "I know your bhabhi is so feisty - I said again lost in izzah's memories.

The only thing I am allergic to is my food. Liam laughed at my response. “Are you always this sarcastic?“ He asked me. "I would prefer you use the term ‘huge sense of humour’ instead.“ He shook his head, smiling at my response, "I shouldn't have even asked," he muttered before going back to what he was doing.

Nora thought * Maya's laughter was infectious, a contagious joy that filled the air as she struggled to comprehend the absurdity of the situation. "I mean...is she dumb?" Maya asked, her voice barely above a whisper, her eyes shining with mirth. "Did she think she could take on you and come out unscathed?" Hazel's grin was a wicked delight, her eyes sparkling with amusement. "And I'm sure she'll never recover from the slap I gave her," Hazel said, her voice dripping with satisfaction. "I mean, it was a masterpiece. I've never seen anyone's face turn that shade of red before." Maya's laughter grew louder, her body shaking with uncontrollable mirth.

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

Abel questioned, looking around. “Of course, I chose you over him. It’s bros before hoes.” Zadkiel smirked at Abel who couldn’t help but laugh. “You just called him a hoe.” His laughter became contagious as he thought that Zadkiel cracked the joke of the century when he just said the statement every guy says. Zadkiel laughed along with him. As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you…

Zain said casually as if he just did not do something stupid. Varun burst out laughing and everyone at the table looked at him. "Shit. Sorry" Varun said while controlling his laugh but could not and looking at him even Zain burst out laughing making me roll my eyes. How come these creatures are my friends? I asked myself looking at them who were laughing like hyenas. "Are you two okay?" I heard sweet voice coming from Corgi and I looked at her who was looking concerned staring at my best friends. "Oh, they are completely fine, it's just that normal people get panic attacks and these two get Laughing attacks" Aarav said waving his hand as if it's not a big deal and this time the whole table b

He yelled, looking frustrated. "The feeling is mutual!" I said to him with a dead straight serious face. "That was supposed to make you laugh out and say 'you finally caught me, buddy! What was that?' not this, nah! You are taking the words literally which isn't supposed to be so! How hard can it be to laugh at a simple joke? Were you told that if you laugh, you will die or you might lost your respect among the people? Not like the people love or like you or so but… no, don't get me wrong, it not like the people dislike you, I can't talk about hate but they just don't dislike you," he said as length.

I said everything in one breath before I failed myself. A sharp, disbelieving laugh crackled through the speaker. “Come off it, my friend. What sort of joke is that? I’ve never heard of a wolf becoming dormant just because she isn’t getting fucked. Why should yours be the first? Stop with these childish excuses and embarrassing the family name.”