Hump Day Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

said Hue. "Reminds me of what Ginger always say; life is full of strange surprises." I said. Allen replied, "This one, is phenomenal. I could write an article about it, I bet I'll be famous." "Wanna know what's more phenomenal?" Hue asked. We wait for his answer, until he suddenly farted. "That's phenomenal." Allen and I sit up because it stinks. "HUEBERT!" I shouted. "So disgusting!!" Allen said while laughing. Hue stood up, ready to run as he say, "Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!" then he laugh hysterically while we chase him down, under the moonlight, running around barefooted, our toes sinking in the sand.

Another female employee curled her lips and said, “Stop being pretentious! The happier you are now, the more painful your face will be when it blows up later!” Harvey made a cup of coffee and took a few sips of it. He then said indifferently, “We’ll find out after half an hour. “Harvey, why have you become like this?” “Do you really have the time to continue acting like this?” “Do you think you’re funny?”

Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

"I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues." That was a recital when I was eight years old. It was my first time facing such a large audience, and I did get stage fright. But Rhys was the first one to rush onto the stage to comfort me back then. He told me, "Maeve, you played wonderfully. Those people just don't understand music." Now he was using it to humiliate me. Laughter echoed through the room, and my cheeks burned. He was mocking me in public, turning my past humiliation into a punchline.

Then type: Me: Everyone suddenly knows who I am and I hate it. I hit send. A second later her reply appears. Bree: Is this about Quarterback Boy or Hockey Boy? For the first time all day, I laugh. A real laugh. Small. Tired. Slightly unhinged. Honestly? I don’t even know anymore. And that might be the scariest part.

Hope today treats you kindly. That simple greeting made the whole day feel lighter even before I got started. We chatted while I got ready, then continued through the Uber ride to the office. His replies came fast, making me smile at my screen like a schoolgirl. When I finally arrived at work, reality pulled me back in.

Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

I grab my Starbucks pumpkin spiced latte latte and a croissant on the way for the much needed sugar rush on Mondays. “Hey hey, Ella, my girl had been naughty this weekend,” said Helen, looking down at the bright red hickey on my neck. “What the...f...shhh Helen stop, it's not what you think!” I did not sound very convincing though as I blushed bright red. “Oh I'm listening missy.” Now Helen could be a real pain but she was my best friend at work.

I had to go crazy and hump a random guy before it stopped. Her: oh geez! I need to award myself with gold, aren't I amazing? (Teary laughing emoji) Me: (bored) get a life and get married. Her: when there are so many cocks to try? Never! (Extreme laughing) But don't worry, your package may or may not contain anything sexual and shocking. Just remember to take a pic of your expression and send it to me, I have to see. Me: if it's a stupid thing, don't ever come back to Washington or you're screwed!