Insulting Humor Novels & Stories

" An insult? How is that an insult? You wanted to patronize didn't you?" " With that ridiculous price?" " It's ridiculous because you can't afford it, don't aim for something you can't afford, I clearly told you she was a no-go area," " Is this how you run your business? By insulting your clients and humiliating them?" " In what way did I humiliate you?" he feigned genuine expression, " In every way," Kesler fumed, raising his voice and glaring at Larsen, " telling me I can't afford it, calling ridiculous prices for a slave like she's some sort of treasure."

"I did until you opened your mouth and ruined your beauty with your boor tongue." The smile on Gina's face faltered as she gave him a sharp look. "Boor tongue!" Evan waved his hand at her. "I don't waste my intellectualism on less intellectual people." "You are insulting me!" Gina Morretti gritted out. She had never in her life felt this humiliated as she has been feeling since Viso insulted her and now His friend was doing the same. "How does it feel? I believe in giving a hundredfold of what I get. You insulted me, and I did the same with you."

"Wretch? Bastard? Bastard? Trashy? You can say those words or more, I don't care. If there's one thing I have to thank my family for, it's for raising me by saying so many ugly things to me, they don't hurt me anymore. >> Rather, I see it as a desperation to win a lost dispute. Because when there are no more arguments to defend oneself, insult is the only way out. But, you have a way out; hand over what doesn't belong to you" I say smiling and that makes the man in front of me look at me with anger. "Malnacida!"

He didn't think this woman was really that pure! "I heard a saying that if a person humiliates others, he must first humiliate himself." Lucas Hayes smiled mockingly, and seeing Eleanor's appearance, he moved a little closer. "You said you have to insult yourself; why can't I do this?" "You!" Eleanor always felt that he meant something more. It was also at this time that the waiter brought the drinks they had ordered. Eleanor felt a little safer, and when the waiter arrived, she was about to say something to him, but Lucas Hayes, who was beside her, shamelessly dismissed him.

"Can not." I groaned and she grinned. "Reverse psychology does not work on me, Jay Jay. You should have known that by now." I stuck my tongue out at her and she rolled her eyes, still grinning. "Get off ." she said, attempting to push me off. But I stayed put. "No, you have to pay for your insolence." "My...what?" It was my turn to roll my eyes. "Insolence; noun. It means arrogant conduct, and insulting, bold behavior or attitude."

If he hadn’t, and I later found out that he was this rude, it would have been too late. I had been saved from a lifetime of misery. In response, I threw my head back and laughed. The kind of laugh that would make him feel insulted. Then, I pointed in his direction, clutching my hand to my stomach before giving way to another round of laughter. It sounded so fake, lacking in mirth, that anyone who might hear me would think of one thing. I am out to insult the man in front of me. And I did not fail on that account, as several people turned their heads in our direction. There were curious glances as they watched our interaction.

He said in a not so friendly voice. "Insulting is when you make up things to hurt other people," I said. My lips formed a wide grin as the feisty side of me fully came out. "I am stating facts, Lord Damon," I said in an erotic way. At the back of my mind, my mouth is already hanging down from laughing so hard.

he grimly smiled as he sat back down. “So tell me, Why should I waste my precious time and money on you when you clearly don’t deserve it?” He ran his eyes full of disgust and scorn all over her in a bid to get a rise out of her. Narrowing her eyes at the insult, she lifted an eyebrow, “I can see you have resolved to keep the insults coming. I wanted us to talk like civilized human beings, but since I can see you are incapable of something like that, I won’t even bother. But then again, no surprise there. Seeing as you are equally incapable of other things,” she slyly smiled as she crossed her legs while running her eyes over the zipper of his trousers.

Noah flinched, “Well, let’s look at the bright side… at least he didn’t vaporize himself.” Blackie snorted, “…he can’t vaporize himself any more than you can soothe yourself.” “Oh. Well… at least he didn’t vaporize the water he’d already drunk?” “Yeah, good thing that one finely steamed stomach wasn’t on the menu…” “…Blackie …I realize that black humor fits in well with your name… and personality… but there is such a thing as being too black!” QAQ (≖_≖) “Is that a veiled insult where you tell me that I shouldn’t be myself, Black?”

I taunted, waggling my eyebrows. His eye twitched. Too easy. "It's a joke," I added before he could react towards her. No need to cause her any problems. "Oh, ha! You almost got me there! Who knew you just had a drier humor? No wonder people avoid you," the guy laughed, nudging his girl, who nervously played along. I smiled. "It's understandable. With your sense of humor, it must be hard to find the punchline." "What do you mean?" he asked, completely missing the insult.