Man's Best Wingman
Sure, if I hadn’t eaten and done tequila shots, three might have gotten me tipsy, and four would have put me on the floor.
But of course, the universe can’t just give me a mulligan. This was my chance to show Xenia I’m not a total wreck and capable of showing her a good time. And just as things were going the way I wanted, it went to shit. I had my head between her thighs, her fingers clutching my hair as she moaned and withered in pleasure. When I started to get that dizzy feeling, I wanted to attribute it to the blood rushing to a different head, but things went black.