Jokes That Will Make You Pee Novels & Stories

"Did you bring the crack pipe?" "Left it at school." "That's too bad." "Yeah." "You know you should get it fixed." "The crack pipe?" "Yeah." "I'm embarrassed that I heard that." "It was a stretch, I'll admit." "Oh, Jay, there's this guy in my dorm that hangs out with the crew sometimes. Worst forced jokes ever. Ever.” "Let's go inside." "Yeah, OK." She talked as I held the door for her. "You've no idea how bad it is. He'd try to make a joke after a documentary on Human Trafficking or something. No sense of appropriateness." "You should tell him so."

“Wait, I’ve got more. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?” He side-eyes me. “What?” “A can’t opener.” Levi groans, shaking his head. “You’re actually proud of that one.” I grin. “Of course I am. Little bit.” He tosses some chopped parsley into the pan. “These jokes are terrible.” “You asked for it and you’re still laughing.” He tries to hide it, but I catch the corner of his mouth twitching again. “I’m humoring you.” “Uh huh. Okay. One last one. Promise.”

Aaron kissed my back before pulling out of me. We lay beside each other breathing hard. "You made me pee, twice and one was on you, are you now into golden showers?'' Aaron went into a fit of laughter. "It's not funny, it's embarrassing." "There there is nothing to be embarrassed about, and no I don't like golden showers." "But I peed on you." "I'm guessing that the first time something like that happened to you." "Yes, I never peed on anyone before." Aaron laughed. "Mia, you didn't. You simply squirted."

no reason even after it looked like they just showered.” The bigger one said as they all laughed. “I mean really how is it possible that you come out the shower with soap in your ears, and you still stink?” The smaller one said as she gagged. As the other two laughed so hard they were starting to cry and the middle one had the loud laugh like a banshee. It was contagious because I found myself chuckling at them. “Hey, can I borrow your ketchup bottle?” The smaller one asked me. “Yea, sure.” I answered handing her the bottle from my table. “Thank you, and I want to apologize for my loud ass cousin they have no home training. I know you couldn’t study in peace with Shawna laughing like a

I heard him say something embarrassing happening to me just now. I had shat myself and could also feel pee trickling out of me. This was my most embarrassing moment ever. I saw about four others walking in with the first guy to come look at me in this vulnerable state. They all seemed amused at my present predicament and were all chuckling. "Oh look, the city lawyer has peed his pants!!!" One said, pointing and the others started laughing. "What's all this? Are y'all mad? Get him up this instant!!!" I suddenly heard Drew's voice at the entrance of the room.

he stopped and started laughing so hard that he was now clutching his stomach and struggling to keep up with his breathing. "Em pukes all over Cain's face non- stop like bwaa bwaa bwaa, so yuuck. While the other dude trips on Em's vomit while trying to help her. It was so gross but at the same time so exciting to watch. I'm telling you if I posted this on F******k daamn I would be famous!" Ace said finally wiping the sweat that had formed on his forehead after 'greatly telling a story'

’ 😂😂😂 As soon as he heard that puff of laughter, Noah knew that his words didn’t come out right, so without giving Peyton a chance to erupt in another outrage, he corrected himself, “When I said outstanding, I meant memorable, like a huge crooked nose or an ugly burn scar!” Blackie and Levi, still dying inside from holding in their laughter: Yes, you heard that right! You are so fucking forgettable that the only way to make someone remember you is if you broke your nose in three places or burnt off half of your face! 😂 Levi finally couldn’t hold it in any longer, and his chest rumbled with unsuppressed husky laughter, which made the pleasant kind of goosebumps rise on Noah’s arm. However

“Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?” I narrowed my eyes. “A... depressed berry?” “No.” He grinned. “A blueberry.” It was so dumb. So painfully, ridiculously stupid. And yet I laughed. I could feel it bubble out of me, like I hadn’t laughed like that in weeks. “Jesus Christ,” I said, wiping under my eyes, still chuckling. “That was horrible.” “You asked for a dumb joke.” “And you delivered. Goddamn, Andrew. You’re like a walking dad joke machine.”

The relaxing feeling vanished and I felt my veins peeping out of my body and were about to get burst in fury. I jerked his body slapping his chest hard and he let out a dirty moan loudly. I got so angry as they made fun of something which could’ve made me insane. I wasn’t ready for any of this and everyone who acted quiet good being a mafia stood up laughing at me. “He isn’t, h---------he can’t. Stop it. H------he won’t leave us.” Lee repeated my sentence teasing me but it wasn’t fun. I couldn’t smile on such an impossible joke that all of them were trying to crack.

His brother fell in love and finally became a comedian? Then Harold sent some jokes. Rhino saw the jokes and said to Calista, "Wanna hear a funny joke?" Calista was looking down and uttered,"Say." Rhino started to crack jokes. " A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender looked at the bear and asked, 'Why is there a big pause between whiskey and cola?' The bear shrugged. 'I’m not sure; I was born with them.' " Calista smiled faintly. But her upsetness hadn't decreased even a little. Rhino was disappointed again. He told a few more jokes like this. But still Calista was not smiling. Rhino's rhythm was sweaty. It seemed to him that he was giving a big exam