Jokes That Will Make You Pee

He looked at me, his piercing eyes cold and sharp. “What do you want?” he asked, his tone irritated. “Cat got your tongue?” Fear gripped me, but I couldn’t back down. Not when proving my love was on the line. My hands trembled, but I managed to speak. “Hunter Steele...” I swallowed hard, my voice barely above a whisper. “Will you... will you marry me?” His brows furrowed, and he tilted his head slightly. “What?” ANYA BLAKE ____________________________________ I can’t remember the last time I willingly let a woman get so close. To me, they were a necessary evil....useful when needed, and avoided afterward. But when a young woman, trembling yet determined, stepped in front of me and asked the most ridiculous question I’d ever been asked, I felt something I hadn’t felt in years: a spark. And when I kissed her, it awakened something in me—a feeling I hadn’t known existed. Her innocence intrigued me and I wanted to be the one to claim her, to mold her......to make her mine. HUNTER STEELE

Miguel Felix Montemayor, anak ng isang bilyonaryo, gwapo, at pinapangarap ng lahat. Pero ang totoo, isa lang ang laman ng puso niya: si Serenity Delavega. Isang gabi ang magpapatindi ng pagtingin niya sa dalaga. Subalit nagbago ang lahat nang malaman niyang may boyfriend na si Serenity, at ito ay walang iba kundi ang kanyang pamangkin. Anuman ang gawin ni Miguel, hindi niya pa rin makalimutan si Serenity. Labis-labis ang pagmamahal niya sa dalaga, at kahit lumipas man ang mga taon, mas lalo pa itong lumakas, naging isang masidhing obsesyon. Ano ang handa niyang gawin para makuha ang puso ni Serenity? Handa ba siyang itaya ang lahat para sa isang pag-ibig na hindi sigurado, at kahit na ang ibig sabihin nito ay pakikipag-agawan laban sa sariling pamangkin? Matagumpay ba niyang mapapaibig si Serenity, o masisira ang lahat dahil sa kanyang matinding obsesyon sa dalaga?

After spending five years in a marriage her parents disapproved of and her only right as a member of the Miller family taken away, Rosetta's life just started going downhill. She was always in the shadows since birth and she thought her only means of happiness was marrying the man whom she thought loved her, even though her parents refused the idea but her life wasn't any better. Her husband threw her into prison after being framed by his mistress for her miscarriage and being in prison toughened her up. Now she was back for revenge and no one would stop her.

Choices, life if full of them and each one offers several paths to walk down. Mary knows all about choices. It was because of a string of them she went from living a happy life with her parents to end up an orphan working in the castle kitchen. Mary is now working hard while praying she wouldn't be kicked out on the street. The man she loves, her best friend, doesn't see her but is courting another woman who does her best to make Mary feel worthless. To top everything off, the sickness is back in the city which means Mary's only refuge is gone. She is trapped and she feels like a trapped animal. That is when Lady Tariana comes back into Mary's life. She was the one that saved Mary when she was a child. Now she is back and she offers Mary new choices, travel back with Lady Tariana to her home. It's just one choice, but with each of the choices comes a myriad of new choices and consequences. Can she leave her love behind? Would she managed to survive in a new world? And what about magic? Does it really exist? Time is running out and she needs to make her decision or the world will make it for her.

This is the story of a dying girl. Gracie. And just like every dying person, she had wishes. Infact she had a bucket list of things she wanted to do before she finally dies. * She had cancer of the blood and bone marrow. Chronic lymphocytic Leukaemia. It develops from a type of white blood cell called B cells and it progresses slowly. Symptoms may not show until maybe years for some patients. Her CLL was aggressive and needed chemotherapy treatment early. But it was a little late for her when they discovered. So wth no early treatment, She had just 5 years to live. The hospital became her home. She was given a room there to live indefinitely. She could still recall her dad’s gloomy face while decorating her room. She eventually recovered a little, just like every other days, she found herself retiring to her former routine. Her chats with him. But when she told him she was sick and was gonna die, he kind of took it differently than she expected. He asked her why. And her reply was probably the last message on their chat till this day. If he blocked her or something, she just doesn't know. she could never find him again on social media. She cried for weeks. He was supposed to be her best friend. She was never gonna make peace with Cancer or resign to fate. No way. Eventually she stopped treatment 2 yrs later when she got her independence. No matter the treatment, she would never be able to live as long as she wants anyway. So why prolong the torture? But that was a difficult decision to make nonetheless because she stopping the treatment meant she'd have to die earlier than 5 years. But she’d rather make peace with that as long as she could do whatever she wanted before dying. ..................... It's all about love, drama, regret.

Nayla dan Alvin sudah berteman sejak lama, hingga perasaan terlarang tumbuh di dalam hati Nayla. Karena tak ingin merusak persahabatan serta tak ingin merusak hubungan orang lain, Nayla hanya bisa memendamnya. Namun siapa sangka, pada suatu malam disaat Alvin tengah dipengaruhi oleh alkohol. Pria itu justru memaksa Nayla untuk tidur dengannya.

Shannon Gray loved Sean Ford wholeheartedly, regardless of her loneliness or feelings of lack of accomplishment.She once believed that he would be her forever until the end. However, things happened the other way around. Finally, she woke up when he pushed her to the edge of the cliff for another woman, only then did she know that she was just a passerby in his life and he would never be hers…Sean, you will regret this one day. In fact, no one can escape from feeling helpless. Perhaps, I will be gone when you decide to come back...

Atarah Klyte Dela Veja is so eager to have a child para mapatunayan sa pamilya niya na naka move on na siya sakaniyang ex- boyfriend na ngayon ay asawa na ng Ate niya. She's really desperate to prove that she's now happy in her life despite of what happened but the thing is she don't want to enter in a relationship anymore. Ayaw niya ng commitment to the point that she asked a stranger to make her pregnant. Ngunit sadya nga namang mapaglaro ang ang tadhana dahil ang lalaki na nakasaluhan niya ng init ng katawan sa kama ay ang siyang first love ng kaniyang Ate. Ano na nga lang ba ang mangyayari kapag nagkaharap pa sila muli?

After a forced divorce, Maia Burgess became trapped in a web of lies that led to her apparent death in a fire.A year later, she resurfaced. Maia was now the CEO of Starlight Entertainment and determined to expose those who had wronged her.She became the top dog in high society. However, rumors started swirling that Maia was involved with not one, but three dashing men.Business tycoon Cedric Larkin dropped a multi-billion-dollar deal to spend a private moment with her in the back of a car. He even playfully called her his wife again.With a prominent lawyer and a rising movie star both competing for Maia’s affection, Cedric had trouble reuniting with his ex-wife.After he declared his intention to remarry Maia, the burning question on everyone’s lips was: Will Cedric win her back?

Shaurya was driving his car like mad. Her mind was revolving around his father's word. He reached Kapoor Mansion and went inside running. He went inside and saw everything was dark. Suddenly the lights came and he saw everyone was standing infront of him. He looked at them curiously. Then he heard a clicking sound of heels. He looked at the stairs to see Shweta coming downstairs looking beautiful as ever. She stood infront of him and said ,"You already know what I have in my heart .I have always loved you Shaurya and I will love you till my last breath . For me you are the definition of love. So Mr Shaurya Singh,Will you marry me ?" Shaurya looked at her and smiled. ️️️️ Hello lovely people, here I am once again with a new story. This is the story of Shaurya Singh ,a young handsome man. I will not say more.....To know more you have to join me in his journey. I hope you guys will shower your love on this story as you did on my previous book "Untainted soul that suffered. " So are you guys ready?