Jokes That Will Make You Pee Novels & Stories

"You're such a pervert!” It was quite a spectacle to shower without making too much noise or wasting water, as Jack teased me with the soap, smearing it all over me each time I took it away under the shower, making me go back to remove it from my body again, trying to contain my laughter at his silly prank.

I heard him say something embarrassing happening to me just now. I had shat myself and could also feel pee trickling out of me. This was my most embarrassing moment ever. I saw about four others walking in with the first guy to come look at me in this vulnerable state. They all seemed amused at my present predicament and were all chuckling. "Oh look, the city lawyer has peed his pants!!!" One said, pointing and the others started laughing. "What's all this? Are y'all mad? Get him up this instant!!!" I suddenly heard Drew's voice at the entrance of the room.

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

I raised an eyebrow, "Butter who?" "It's butter if you don't know," he said cracking up laughing half way and I stepped aside to let him in, he bent down kissing my cheek which felt strange "I have a pizza joke too but it's not that funny. Ooh what smells nice? I have pizza, monopoly, and shit six dollar wine I picked up from ALDI, if we get poisoned, call triple zero, so have that on speed dial"

With a wink, she gleefully said, "I'll be seeing you around then, Lucifer?" I barely had the chance to reply. She was out of the coffee shop within a blink of an eye. I let out a breath I didn't even know I was holding and then breathe in and out slowly to give myself the time and breathing room to register whatever just took place and back to work I was. ~~~ "Bro I can't believe you made JJ pee himself," Conner cackled hysterically holding his stomach. His eyes squeezed shut and his face turned a shade of tomato red.

I arched a brow. “Then I guess I have to name all 193 countries.” He smiled tight-lipped. “Don’t worry, I’m patient.” I fork my food as I kept staring at him while he does the same, “You’re really not going to leave me alone, are you?” “Nope.” He pops the P. “Alright, this knock knock joke is going to make you pee.” I placed my fork don to be attentive, “Okay, let’s hear it.” “How to make a tissue dance?” He smirks at me.

Utterly speechless, the last ridiculous shred of hope inside me died quietly. … Meanwhile, at the headquarters of Silvercrest pack, Ethan glared at his phone with a frosty expression. The dark circles beneath his eyes were daunting. He was like a trapped beast, pacing the office back and forth, exuding a cold yet dangerous air. His phone was placed face down on the table. He almost flung it out of the window twice. When he saw the state his usually level-headed best friend was in, Cameron Duffal—Ethan's Beta—could no longer hold in his laughter.

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Josie asked, nudging her gently to the bathroom. Memorable pees came to mind. Straddling a Big Gulp as she raced down the Pike to make it on time to a concert. Peeing on a Bush in 2000 on election night (her mom’s idea). Peeing in a trough at the outdoor amphitheater while visiting cousins in Ohio. Peeing for a stick that would determine her fate? This was #1 on that list now. What an honor. Filling the cup was easy, some of the stream missing and hitting her wrist,

It might help if I get lost…or accidentally set the apartment on fire,” I teased, getting a hint of a smile that he buried by denying. "Or you'll probably starve the poor animal to death," he returned the joke, narrowing his gaze, making the lines of expression visible at the corners of his eyes. Since the incident in my bathroom we acquired the ability to joke when it came to Alzheimer's. Black jokes made the situation less overwhelming. He was the first person he could joke with like this. My friends didn't like it when he said things like that and found it cruel; what they didn't understand was that at the end of the day the one who would live in limbo would be me, and taking it so seriou