Jokes That Will Make You Pee

Shaurya was driving his car like mad. Her mind was revolving around his father's word. He reached Kapoor Mansion and went inside running. He went inside and saw everything was dark. Suddenly the lights came and he saw everyone was standing infront of him. He looked at them curiously. Then he heard a clicking sound of heels. He looked at the stairs to see Shweta coming downstairs looking beautiful as ever. She stood infront of him and said ,"You already know what I have in my heart .I have always loved you Shaurya and I will love you till my last breath . For me you are the definition of love. So Mr Shaurya Singh,Will you marry me ?" Shaurya looked at her and smiled. ️️️️ Hello lovely people, here I am once again with a new story. This is the story of Shaurya Singh ,a young handsome man. I will not say more.....To know more you have to join me in his journey. I hope you guys will shower your love on this story as you did on my previous book "Untainted soul that suffered. " So are you guys ready?

Once upon a time there was a girl whose madly in love of one guy. She's rich, beautiful and famous, but for her it's nice thing when she can't have him. Until one day her prayers have been heard. Her father and his father arrange them to marry each other... She thought, it's her chance... She thought, he's going to love her this time.. But it's all just a thought... a very painful thoughts interested??? Please feel free to read and don't forget to vote... By yours truly, dianalovesdiane

“Make me yours, brother,” he whispered, his voice a soft caress, doing so many things to my sanity. I closed my eyes, clenched them so tight, just like my fists. I shouldn't be doing this, shouldn't be on the bed with my stepbrother. It wasn't right. I need to leave. However, when I felt his cool lips touch my right cheek, and the strong pheromones wafting out of him, I snapped my eyes open, the orbs wide when I realized something. “Are you in your freaking heat period??” He peered at me, eyes still hooded, and lips pulled up in a small smile as he whispered, "Help me.” And how the fuck was I supposed to ignore that?? ..... Jay and Matt had always been close, but Matt's discovery of his feelings for Jay changed everything. After finding out he was an omega, Matt sees it as an opportunity to pursue his stepbrother, despite the taboo nature of their relationship. With the help of his best friend, Matt is determined to win Jay's heart, even if it means risking their bond and facing potential backlash.

Lyric Chelsy Makinano, an Engineering student who transfered from UST to UP Diliman because of a deal she made with her father. Para sa kanya, naniniwala siya na dapat pinakilinggan ng mga magulang ang mga opinyon ng kanilang anak. Hindi dapat natatakot mag salita ang mga kabataan sa mga nakatatanda, lalo na kung para naman iyon sa ikabubuti. She believe that no matter who you are, or how young or old you are, we should speak for ourselves because it's our right. Meanwhile... Sebastian Anghelo Monteferrante, a Medical student who's studying in UST. His family is leaving in the states, but for some reasons, he chose to go home in the Philippines and continue his studies. He's the type of person na palagig nandyan sa tabi niyo if you need a shoulder. He's willing to do everything, kahit na medyo baduy, para sa mahal niya. Naniniwala siya na, ang mga babae, ay dapat tinuturing ng mga lalaki na parang prinsesa, na magiging reyna din ng kanilang palasyo.

"What if I tell you that you can actually, live that dream?" Ethan said softly, his voice taking on a gentler tone as he swept his hand on her shoulder. She tensed, everything in her body responding to him in ways she had always dreamed of. But it was so wrong for her to even dare to dream about her boss like that. "You crave for your boss? Wish Granted. You can have me," his words resonated with so much assurance that shook Sofia to her bones. Her breath caught in her throat, the wave of Ethan's unbelievable words shaking her. The tension thickened as he sealed the tiny gap that was separating them. "The question is, Sofia," He lifted his hand to tuck her loose hair behind her ear while she shivered under his touch. "Can you handle your boss?" A cold boss with the darkest insatiable desires that a naive and inexperienced girl like Sofia could never match- what could they possibly have in common? Love? However, even love needs a common ground, and these two are different in all ways, and everything stands in their way. With a possessive fiance who is a perfect match for Ethan in all aspects, perfect even for his darkest desires, is there anything that can make Ethan choose Sofia against all odds?

Rara merupakan gadis nakal yang selalu bikin masalah nyaris setiap hari, sedangkan Aslan adalah guru termuda di sekolah Nusa Bangsa 86. Tidak pernah ada yang ketahui jalannya takdir menyatukan mereka berdua. Terjebak dengan perjanjian sang ayah membuat Rara menurunkan harga dirinya memohon Aslan menikahinya yang masih berusia 17 tahun. *** Zahra Rahayu Alfatir, atau yang disebut Rara sang pembuat onar di sekolah. Hampir tiap hari sang ayah harus datang ke sekolah karena Rara yang selalu melanggar aturan. Tidak ada yang bisa sang ayah lakukan kecuali berpikir menikahi Rara dengan gurunya sendiri yaitu Aslan merupakan anak dari sahabatnya. Aslan langsung menolak dengan alasan Rara muridnya, tapi karena sudah berjanji dengan sang ayah Rara terpaksa memohon Aslan menikahinya, padahal dia sangat membenci laki-laki itu karena selalu menghukumnya setiap hari. Lalu bagaimana kedua orang yang saling menolak perasaan bisa bersatu? Akankah cinta akan tumbuh?

Charlotte Hawkins had everything—a powerful family legacy, a loving husband, and a best friend she trusted with her life. But on her birthday, her world collapses. After years of mysterious illness, Charlotte finally discovers the horrifying truth. The man she married, Vance Vardern, has been poisoning her slowly, waiting for the moment he secures control of her family’s company. And he isn’t alone. Standing beside him is the person Charlotte trusted most—her best friend. Betrayed by the two people she loved most, Charlotte dies knowing everything she built was stolen from her. But fate gives her a second chance. Charlotte wakes up three years in the past, before the poison destroyed her body and before she handed her future to the people who would kill her. This time she remembers everything. The lies. The manipulation. The betrayal. And this time, Charlotte refuses to be the naive woman they once deceived. Armed with knowledge of the future, she begins to rewrite her fate—protecting her family’s empire while carefully setting traps for those who betrayed her. They believe she is still weak. Still blind. But they are about to learn the truth. Charlotte Hawkins has been reborn. And this time, she will make them pay.

Anong gagawin mo kung isang araw ay bumalik ang isang dating kaibigan na matagal mo ng hindi nakikita? Sa halip kasi na matuwa ay mas lalo pang nagalit si Kenan Rey Santos matapos makita sa harap ng bahay niya ang best friend na si Caleb Roy Tan. Dalawang taon niya itong hindi nakita matapos biglang umalis papunta sa ibang bansa. Sa anong dahilan? Nang sinadya nitong sirain ang pangarap niya. Na mapasali sa basketball team ng school na siyang daan para makapasok sa gustong University. At sirain ang relasiyon na meron sila ng babaeng matagal na niyang gusto at nililigawan. Sa muling pagbabalik nito sa buhay niya. Ano kaya ang gagawin pa nito para lang muling sirain ang maayos at masaya niyang college life.

Nora relocated to New York City to start a new life and had no plan to fall in love because of her past experience but fate plays its trick when she got the opportunity to work as a PA in film production. She also got lucky to take the spot of a female lead in the film and she ended up kissing Kieran, a gynophobia. Kieran's mother developed an interest in her and paid her to make her son love her. What will she do when she discovered his ugly past with black shadow? Will she love him despite she made up her mind not to love again?

“I’d make you fall in love with me in just three months,” The lycan king who was alpha of the deadliest pack. “I’ve secretly loved you all this time,” my step brother who has been bullying me for the past three years. “Run away and live with me,” my best friend who was secretly a billionaire. ~~~~~~ Tessa Howling's life takes a drastic turn on her 18th birthday. Cornered and left without a choice, she is thrown into a new world where wolves and witches exist. As she struggles to find balance with her new identity and deal with unimaginable dangers, Tessa is chased by three men with very different personalities who each want to claim her as theirs. Who would win Tessa’s heart? And when truths starts to resurface that threatens to tear down everything she has grown up to believe all her life, would she be consumed by these revelations or brace up and confront them?