Jokes That Will Make You Pee

Pamilya o Pag-ibig? Mamahalin mo ba ang isang taong gusto mo kung pagmamay-ari na pala siya ng iba at ikaw ay nakatali na rin? Susuungin mo ba lahat ng nakabalakid na pagsubok para sa isang pag-iibigang hindi tama? Arkesha Keyshey Larqueza, a simple and hardworking mother. Mahal na mahal niya ang kanyang anak na si Noah na bunga man ng maagang pagbubuntis ay hindi niya iyon pinagsisihan. Magugulo ang kanyang munting mundo nang makapasok siya sa kompanyang pagmamay-ari ng dating ex-girlfriend ng kanyang kinakasama, at di sinasadyang malaman ang pagkataong bumabalot dito. Patricia Leigh Rollsferd Faioli, a strict and serious but down-to-earth kind of president. Sobrang strikto sa pagpapatakbo ng Faioli Empire lalo na sa kompanyang Faulkerson Motors Corporation. Dala ng mapaglarong tadhana, hindi sinasadyang makikilala niya ang babaeng noon ay umagaw sa taong mahal niya. Lyle Sebastian, a once gentleman before but a short-temper man now. Siya ang ama ni Noah, iyan lang ang tanging dahilan kung bakit sila nagsasama ni Arkesha. Mahal pa niya ang dating kasintahan na si Leigh ngunit ano kayang gagawin niya sa oras na malaman niya ang munting sikreto ng kanyang kinakasama at ng kanyang minamahal?

How could someone possibly love someone with doubt and secrets? Paris Felicity Rivera lost her memories, yet she didn’t cared. Sapat na sa kanya ang masasakit na pinagdaanan sa puder ng kanyang ama at ng pamilya nito. Her father would almost auction her hand for marriage to different bachelors, and all she wished was to get out of that life. At sa kabaliwang iyon, alam niyang wala na siyang takas. Thus, she decided that if she had to get married to Chester Del Fuego, she will have the decision regarding her body. And she’d give it to the man he loved the most; Chancellor. But… did she really? For Chancellor was a Del Fuego too, and he had the same face as his two other brothers. He had the same exact face as Chester, the man Paris was supposed to marry.

A story about two people using each other and how they end up in love instead. After killing her parents, Katherine's cousin sends her to an earl of the enemy nation for marriage. Of course, she doesn't want to be a plaything – neither of the earl nor her murderous cousin – but what can she do being a seventeen-year-old girl in a men-controlled country? Having healing as her magic, while all other have some awesome attacking skills? Katherine vows to get her revenge anyway, and the first hurdle to a self-determined life is to seduce the earl to get his resources and connections. It couldn't be that hard, right? Just that after arriving in the earl's territory he tells her that he doesn't even want to marry her but only wants her to work for him. No, no, that can't be! She needs to make him change his mind!

After suffering all kinds of infertility treatment, Mango was finally pregnant with Nathaniel’s child. But it turned out another woman had already conceived Nathaniel’s child for 5 months. Just after claimed her pregnancy, she was kidnapped by Nathaniel’s bodyguard and almost died in the fire he set. It was universally acknowledged that she was dead. But that’s not true. After five years, Mango came back to Nathaniel’s side as a famous international car designer seeking revenge. Except for a different title, she also had a different face which looked more gorgeous and a different identity, mom. Her son Zion, a four-year-old boy, who shared the same beautiful almond-shaped eyes with Nathaniel was much more mentally mature than the kids of his age and also sought revenge for Nathaniel. However, revenge wasn’t the main purpose of them coming back...

How far is a man willing to go to make you his? Kita makes great efforts to escape her ruthless, cruel groom., Only to meet a man who makes her think of her ex-fiance Kenneth Cole. Is the new man in her life from her past? The only way to find out is to read it.

Just as she’s starting her new life in Las Vegas, she gets an urgent call to return home to Atlanta. Deila Barbson could be stubborn, witty…among other things but she wasn’t the rogue her family thought her to be so she answered with equal urgency oblivious to what awaited her— her past. She’s faced with the person that’s haunted her beautiful nightmares everyday for two years. Betrayed by her heart, she found herself running again from whom she still longed for as the very air she breaths. Breathing was as difficult as commitments. Would she stand unbroken or she melt under his touch? Time they said healed every wound so why did his heart still bleed at the sight of the woman that left him shattered sixteen months ago? Hard-headed as he was, James Martin felt open as if it were yesterday he got stood up on his planned proposal dinner. He wanted answers, from her, from himself; why didn’t he feel anger towards her for breaking his heart? Why was his heart still thudding with hope at the sight of her? Why did Deila still unman him as if he wasn’t the macho CEO that intimidated even the Mayor? And most importantly, why did she return? Behind the unwilling woman and broken man was the dark secret both their families shared. What would be keeping them apart? Their ego? Or the family secret? Warning: This book contains mature words and sexual encounters that aren't suitable for readers under the age of 18.

"Ketika orang yang ku sayangi menginginkan orang yang ku cintai" Alenzia Atmazya dan Alexa Atmazya adalah sepasang anak kembar dari salah satu pengusaha properti yang cukup sukses di Indonesia. Terlahir dikeluarga yang sempurna menuntut keduanya untuk ikutan sempurna layaknya sang papa yang berhasil mendirikan kerajaan bisnis impiannya. Bagi Alenzia terlahir dikeluarga kaya raya menjadi beban tersendiri untuknya, dia yang lebih menyukai seni dituntut untuk pintar dan sempurna layaknya sang kakak Alexa Atmazya yang sudah berhasil memasuki perusahaan disaat dirinya masih di jenjang sekolah menengah. Terlahir dikeluarga yang sempurna, dibalik orang tuanya yang selalu menuntutnya ini itu Alexa selalu ada untuk mendukung apapun yang dilakukannya, Alexa tumbuh menjadi seorang kakak yang sempurna untuknya, yang menyayanginya tanpa menuntut apapun setidaknya sampai kehadiran seseorang merubah segalanya. Karena nyatanya kedatangan seorang Amreez Rizqin Wijaya merubah segalanya. Kehadirannya tak hanya mendatangkan banyak cinta, tapi juga kesedihan untuk seorang Alenzia Atmazya

Katherine Willow gave up everything for love — her dreams, her family, even her freedom. But when betrayal cuts deeper than any wound, she realizes the man she sacrificed it all for only ever saw her as a convenience. Cast aside for another woman carrying the child she couldn’t give him, Katherine finds herself alone, humiliated, and broken. Yet from the ashes of heartbreak, she rises stronger, determined to reclaim her life. A fierce divorce, a fiery encounter with a stranger, and the first step back into a world she thought she had lost — Katherine’s journey is only just beginning. In a world that tried to silence her, Katherine is about to roar.

Ethan is the first man I fell in love with. After seven years of sacrifice, he decided to use our love as a sacrifice at the altar of his pride, helping his mistress and first love to bully me and almost made me lose my sanity, I have decided to leave him but before I do, I will make him lose everything!!.

Keller has turned eighteen and is eager to meet his mate. He is ready to leave his lascivious ways to commit a lifetime love with his destined one but unfortunately, all the tales of meeting-your-mate-is-a-wonderful- thing he has heard from his family shredded his fantasy. His mate denied him for reasons that were unbeknown to him. But he wasn't having it. He refused to be denied and was determined to claim her for himself, no matter what it takes. With his ex-girlfriend breathing down his neck and a psycho human added to the mix, he's in for a chase of a lifetime.