Jokes That Will Make You Pee Novels & Stories

A bright smile on his face and everyone sank low, disappointed, including Kai. “What a waste of chance,” he rumbled. “God, you’re so dumb.” The twins synchronized with drowsy faces and I chuckled. “Of course.” I beamed and Kai ruffled his fingers through my hair. “My turn,” He continued, “SJ, you peed your pants yesterday, didn’t you?” Everybody chuckled and Mr. Kim’s face turned red. “God, I hate ginger,” He said as I filled a spoonful paste in front of his eyes, “of course,” he hastily replied, “of course, I peed my pants yesterday.” And everyone lost it, laughing like idiots, so this is called backfiring.

I answered her with a smile. As she thinks about the joke, she laughs. “That is just terrible”. However, the joke had the added effect that I wanted it to. She seems a bit more at ease as she begins picking at her foot again. I decide to continue this charade as I look around the room. Making my laugh could actually make this a bit more fun. “Okay brother, this one's for you. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?” I ask him and he smirks.

I try not to laugh, he's really taking this to his level, knowing me too well that this is just a prank, at the end of this I actually want to drink that smoothie. "Hmmm maybe I should pee in it? I've always wondered what color will it turn into if I mix it with pee." That motherfucker shamelessly lowers down his sweatpants, knowing Nancy and Pao just went to the room to get dressed for school so they won't be coming out to see his soft penis. I laugh seeing that thing, "For fuck's sake Owen!" And take the glass to secure it before he actually does it since the penis is already out. He laughs like a maniac for calling my bluff, and both of us keep on laughing like two teenagers for the fact

“In fact, you can punch it if you want. Or try having a shark metahuman grab you and pin you to the ground.” “Are you trying to sound sexual right now?” Watson, Rachel, Emily and I gave Jack a stone cold look for his inappropriate joke. Watson placed a hand on Jack’s shoulder. “We admit you’re funny. But right now...it is not the time, bro.” “Right. Right.” Jack nodded, his blonde hair bouncing at the action and he bit his pointer knuckles afterward. “Sorry. I’ll stop talking now.” “Thank you.” I said and turned to Rachel again. “As I was saying-”

No way. The two men immediately burst out laughing, not little chuckles, but full-blown, can’t-breathe laughter. Jefferey nearly doubled over while Joseph wasn’t much better. “The pranker got pranked,” Jefferey said, wiping tears from his eyes.

“Now. The laugh. I heard you yesterday, when you thought no one was listening. It’s too high.” He stopped in front of me, tapping his own chest. “Elion’s was deeper. From here.” The gesture was intimate. Unexpected. I flinched. His jaw tightened instantly. “Try again,” he said. “I’ll tell you a joke. It’s a terrible one. Elion hated it.” He told it anyway... something painfully unfunny involving a squirrel and a priest. I forced out a weak chuckle, the sound thin and hollow. “No.” The word cracked like a whip.

"This is going to be really embarrassing when we show up to the emergency room and they tell you I've just been peeing on myself!" "Angel," Dorian says. "If they tell you it's pee, this is going to be a hilarious story."

"Did you bring the crack pipe?" "Left it at school." "That's too bad." "Yeah." "You know you should get it fixed." "The crack pipe?" "Yeah." "I'm embarrassed that I heard that." "It was a stretch, I'll admit." "Oh, Jay, there's this guy in my dorm that hangs out with the crew sometimes. Worst forced jokes ever. Ever.” "Let's go inside." "Yeah, OK." She talked as I held the door for her. "You've no idea how bad it is. He'd try to make a joke after a documentary on Human Trafficking or something. No sense of appropriateness." "You should tell him so."

“Wait, I’ve got more. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?” He side-eyes me. “What?” “A can’t opener.” Levi groans, shaking his head. “You’re actually proud of that one.” I grin. “Of course I am. Little bit.” He tosses some chopped parsley into the pan. “These jokes are terrible.” “You asked for it and you’re still laughing.” He tries to hide it, but I catch the corner of his mouth twitching again. “I’m humoring you.” “Uh huh. Okay. One last one. Promise.”

Aaron kissed my back before pulling out of me. We lay beside each other breathing hard. "You made me pee, twice and one was on you, are you now into golden showers?'' Aaron went into a fit of laughter. "It's not funny, it's embarrassing." "There there is nothing to be embarrassed about, and no I don't like golden showers." "But I peed on you." "I'm guessing that the first time something like that happened to you." "Yes, I never peed on anyone before." Aaron laughed. "Mia, you didn't. You simply squirted."