Knock Knock Jokes Tagalog Novels & Stories

Dala ko ba yung mga shot glass at alak? “Smile ka na, pare. Eto naman, sa Friday pa naman deadline n’on, sabi mo?” sabi sa akin ni Jin. Nagbuga na lang ako ng malalim na buntonghininga, kasabay ng pagkunot lalo ng noo ko.

gulantang niyang ani at ngayon ay mukhang ang pinakamasamang elemento na ang sumapi sa kanya. Ano ka ba naman self? Walang brake ba ‘yang bibig mo? Harurot lang sa pagsasalita no? “J-joke lang, Jeo! J-joke nga lang!” sigaw ko at dahan-dahang tumayo sa kinauupuan ko ng tawagin niya si Kuya Rex dahil mukhang nagpapapalit siya sa manibela. “Kuya Rex, ikaw muna ang mag-drive, naka-set na sa map kung saan tayo pupunta,” bilin niya kay Kuya at sinulyapan ako.

He was surprised that he made his way out to the back door without any pursuers. "Bakit mo kasi ako kinuha hindi naman kita kilala! At bakit mo pinatay ang bantay ko!?" Why did you capture me? And why did you kill my guard? The woman still spoke in Tagalog. Keyller finally understood a few words, like, pinatay and kinuha, which mean, killed and capture. But the rest was blurry for him. He ignored the woman and continued walking while still carrying her and not letting his guard down in case of the enemy's sudden attack.

You’re just an insect if she’s here “anong magagawa ng bata? Wag kayong matakot sa bata!” (what can a kid do? Don’t be scared!) if my sister heard that she won’t forgive you! Your tongue will be cut off and your fingers! And your arms! For touching me! “bilis! Nasisira na ang pinto!” (hurry! They are breaking the door) when I heard that, I felt something strange. What door? They’re pushing me to the door, right?

Megan Vee: Eh Megan Vee: I have school again in a few days so comme ci comme ca Logan dela Vega: uhhhh Megan Vee: it’s French Logan dela Vega: IM not Megan Vee: Means so, so 50/50 Megan Vee: knucklehead hahahaha Logan dela Vega: oy may honors kaya ako56 Megan Vee: okay Megan Vee: so?????? Logan dela Vega: gago ka57 Megan Vee: hahahahahahahahaa Megan Vee: So what are you planning to do while the Enchanted trip is pending? Logan dela Vega: Chill Logan dela Vega: say hi to the kambing58 that passes by the back of our house Megan Vee: WOW PROBINSYA59! Logan dela Vega: Probinsya naman talaga60 hahaha

"Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?" I sat down next to Shin again. "I still have a lot of jokes," I replied. "Okay let me hear," "Here is a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock," - Me. "Who's there?" - Shin. "Tank," - Me. "Tank, who?" - Shin. "You're welcome!" Shin and I both poker-faced to that joke at the same time so I immediately drew a long line on it. "Knock! Knock!" - Me.

Hindi alam kung sino ang uunahin. "May maliit na bukol..." anunsyo niya. "HA!?" eskandalosong sigaw ni Lulu. "May bukol? Parang hindi ko naman naramdaman kanina," pagdadahilan ko at kinapa rin ang aking ulo. Dun ko lang naalala na nasa ulo ko pa rin pala ang kamay niya kaya agad niyang tinanggal ang kamay niya tila ba napaso.

Wala sa sariling nakisabay ako sa pagtawa niya. “Why are you laughing?” Natatawa-tawa pa rin na tanong niya. “I don't know. HAHAHAHAHAHA why are you laughing?” Tanong ko pabalik. Tumahimik kaming pareho. 1... 2... 3... “BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA loko ka talaga, Elle.”

Picking it up, I turned quickly, walked back over, and threw it in his face with a smile. "What, nothing to say? It looks like you finally got that much needed attitude adjustment. Turns out you really can be sweet!" I smiled at my own lame joke and quickly took a few steps back when his hands tightened into fists. The sticky goo ran down his face and onto his shirt, giving me even more satisfaction.

["Oh? Nasaan ka apo?" ["Nasa mall po, La. Si lolo po ba nandiyan?"] Tanong ko. ["Ha? Ah eh wala eh, alam mo naman ang lolo mo, busy, masyadong mahal ang trabaho."] Inilapag ni lola saglit ang phone niya tapos kinuha ulit, ["Ay siya apo, busy ka yata. Mag-enjoy ka diyan kasama ang mga classmate mo."] Tumingin ako sa paligid ko at nakakita ng isang maliit na portal, nandoon si lola at kumakaway. ["Nako, kayo talaga, La. Hahaha!"]