Math Jokes Tagalog Novels & Stories

Young Kai furrowed his brow at the girl's question. "Huh?" "Sabi ko, “Bakit ka umiiyak?” bingi ka ba? (I said, 'Why are you crying?' Are you deaf?)" the girl asked. "Sorry but I can’t understand you," he replied, still confused by what the girl meant to say. "Patay! Alien! (Shoot! Alien!)" the girl exclaimed, slapping her forehead. "What?" young Kai asked, confused. " Paano ba ‘to? Hmm… Ah! Why you cry? Teka tama ba? Basta ‘yon na ‘yon! (How do I do this? Hmm... Ah! Why you cry? Is that right? Well, close enough!)"

"Will you marry me?" "Yes, Monsour," she replied tremulously. "I love you, my darling little fraud," he whispered passionately. "I love you, too, my certified ex-womanhater!" Sa labas, biglang may naghiyawan. "Mabuhay ang mga bagong kasal!" "Mabuhey!" Nangingibabaw ang slang na pananalita ni Jake. "There goes our future neighbor," anas ni Monsour. Sabay pa silang napangiti. At sabay ring napatawa.

Lalo lang nagpa-baby! "Lesson learned, ha? Ang peach mango pie ng Jollibee, kahit siguro ilagay mo sa freezer ng twenty-four hours, mainit pa rin." I laughed as I continued caressing his back to console him. "Nagmamadali ka kasi! Hindi mo muna ako hinintay bago kumain. Patingin nga ulit!" Humiwalay ako sa yakap at muling hinawakan ang magkabilang pisngi niya. He slightly opened his mouth to show me his scalded tongue. Namumula lang iyon at wala namang sugat. Seems tolerable for me.

Odell Lumaban: Haha gago14 Danica Garcia: Tanga15 Felicity Bautista: OY OY OY OY OY OY Felicity Bautista: You forgot tarantado16 Naia Baniaga: I’m dead at this convo Odell Lumaban: Well the joke’s dead now, airps. Are you happy with yourself? Naia Baniaga: F you Zoe Torres: Maingay17 Felicity Bautista: Opo18 ma’am Logan dela Vega: Heard that? That’s the sound of victory Zoe Torres: You’re still fucking stupid, Logan Odell Lumaban: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Ashoss Tumayo ako at nilapitan silang dalawa. "Jollibee, Jollibee umutot si Jollibee pumunta ng Cr, ang sabi ng utot niya prttt prrt!" "Sebiala tama na'yan." "Ate te- Tinakpan ko ang bibig niya at binuhat. "Kumakain ang mga tao rito tapos utot ang kinakanta niyong dalawa. Balik sa upuan mga makulit."

gulantang niyang ani at ngayon ay mukhang ang pinakamasamang elemento na ang sumapi sa kanya. Ano ka ba naman self? Walang brake ba ‘yang bibig mo? Harurot lang sa pagsasalita no? “J-joke lang, Jeo! J-joke nga lang!” sigaw ko at dahan-dahang tumayo sa kinauupuan ko ng tawagin niya si Kuya Rex dahil mukhang nagpapapalit siya sa manibela. “Kuya Rex, ikaw muna ang mag-drive, naka-set na sa map kung saan tayo pupunta,” bilin niya kay Kuya at sinulyapan ako.

Dala ko ba yung mga shot glass at alak? “Smile ka na, pare. Eto naman, sa Friday pa naman deadline n’on, sabi mo?” sabi sa akin ni Jin. Nagbuga na lang ako ng malalim na buntonghininga, kasabay ng pagkunot lalo ng noo ko.

Come on, I'll take three shots as punishment—consider it a toast to you and Macy! Todd stood to the side, his expression shifting between anger and panic. He stared at me intently, as if I were the cheating wife, the disgust in his eyes practically spilling over. Looking at the bunch of fools in front of me, I couldn't even be bothered to be angry. I turned my head and glanced at Terrence. He'd worked under Dad for 20 years. There was no way he'd be able to tolerate anyone insulting me like this. He suddenly raised his hand, about to slap Miguel across the face.

"Hoy Leo! Wala ka sa bar at party! Ano bang nangyayari diyan at kung makatili ka para kang naipit na daga?!" "Grabe ka naman sa Daga ma, sa gwapo kong 'to," ganyan kami mag usp ng Mama ko. Close kasi kami talaga niyan kaya mahal na mahal namin ni Kuya Jack yan. "Masaya lang ako, super duper."

Siya at umarte pang nagtapon ng susi. Hindi ko na napigilang mapatawa! Haha. Ang e-epic niya, hahaha. "Hahahahaha, sige na nga! Hahaha" ako. Parang nabuhayan naman siya ng loob. (Yung mga greenminded diyan, naku!) Tumungo kami sa malapit na mall. *** EDITED.