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"Anong papanoorin natin?" "365 days." My eyes widened. Mahigpit kong hinawakan ang unan sa aking tabi at ibinato sa direksyon niya. I heard him chuckled and avoided the pillow. "Kidding." Nagtaas ito ng kamay nang akmang babatuhin ko siyang muli. Umirap na lamang ako. Pareho kaming nakatutok sa movie nang magsimula ito. I'm drunk, I love you ang title ng film.

Baka nasa kabilang kanto… may kasama yung babae nung isang araw eh. Wife: May gana pa talaga siyang mambabae? Sige, hahanapin ko muna! (Wife exits furiously. Fernando enters carrying kakanins in a basket.) Fernando : Mga kapitbahay, bili na kayo ng kakanin! (Some residents look at him judgingly and snickering.) Resident 1: Ang aga-aga, ang ingay mong bakla ka. [SIRENA by Gloc 9]

(this people are ability users) the boss introduced them one by one and the group turned loud when they saw Christian “tangina! May bata! Gagawin mob a yang pampataba sa lupa pag mamatay?” (Crap! A child! Will he be useful as a fertilizer when he died?) Christian flinched when he heard the statement. He knows that there will be a backlash when they find out that a child will tag along

SAM'S POV "Hooh! Ang saraaap!" Nakangiting saad ko sabay baba ng baso sa may mesa, loving the taste of coconut wine. "Masarap talaga 'yang lambanog namin dito, Ms. Gwapa! Wan ob da bes!" "'One-of-the-best', Caloy. One of the best. Hindi 'wan ob da bes!' naku! " Hindi ko maiwasang mapangisi na lamang when Kolas corrected that, pronouncing each word properly which caused Caloy to frown.

"It'll be fine." "Mawawala na ang Cinderella mo." sabi ulit niya. "Wala ka nang taga-linis, taga-luto at wala ka nang free-trip." "Mawawala na din ang Dummy mo." bagama't nagawa kong tumawa, kakatwa pa rin ang pait sa boses ko. "Wala ka nang taga-dala ng milktea at cake. Wala ka na ding tambayan, at 'di ka na makakapanood ng Disney movie."

He stared at me and smiled, “Oh, sorry, I wanted to wipe your sweat away.” I could hear a girl sqeualing deom behind us as shewhisper to her friend, “Awe,tingnan mo yung ginawa ng poging lalaki sa girlfriend nya! Sana all!” She said in tagalog which doesn’t help as Ajax couldn’t understand it. Translation: (“Awe, look at the handsome guy and what he did to his girlfriend! hope all!) “Tsk, magbre-break rin yan!” Replied her friend.

sigaw ni Nathan habang kinakain ang fried chicken. Napailing si Thalia at hindi mapigilan ang pagtawa. "Ano ba, Nathan? Parang ikaw ‘yung nasa pelikula!" "Ano ka ba, Thalia! Kung hindi mo bibigyang buhay ang panonood, hindi mo mararamdaman ‘yung thrill!" sagot ni Nathan sabay turo sa screen. "Tingnan mo ‘yan! Kita mo ‘yung galaw niya? Grabe, parang si Jackie Chan!"

bakit siya sumisigaw? "ETO NA MALILIGO PALANG PO." sigaw ko din at ngumisi 'tagalan ko kaya para mas exiting. Dahan dahan lang ang pag ligo dahil baka mamaya madulas ako at baka dito na ang katapusan kaya kailangan mag ingat lalo na't alam kong may demonyong nag hihintay sa labas. "P*****A CHESKA BILISAN MO." "P*****A TYRONE MANYAK MAG HINTAY KA."

Kuya Welch: Oh, bawal umiyak, kinasal lang si Louvier hindi namatay HAHAHA. Enjoy reading, and please leave some comments and pa-vote na rin😊

reduced his feeling of reading the awkwardness of friends. Pepeng Masarap😂😂 Jusko! It's great to find an office here! Pepeng Maliit😂😂 Well, chiiiill lang is meee😂 Pepeng Malaki😂😂 Guuuuyss andaming pogii ditoo😅😅 He just laughed as he typed. Pepeng Kulot😂😂 There are pogii here too! I'm still next to isaaaa😍😍