Nasty Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Sounds like a pathetic excuse for a pick-up line to me.” “If I was going to use a chat-up line, I know for a fact that wouldn’t work. It’d have to be something dirtier for you.” I refused to blush. “Don’t fuck around, Ivan. You’re here for a reason. Now I want to know what it is.”

He is such a loser, why in the hell is he in front of me? “What do you want Jackson?” “How about I’ll take you out, and we can do a little something. Turn that frown into a smile what do you say?” “How about you learn a good pick up line, instead of that lame ass one that you believe girls will fall for? When you learn how to think with your head and not with your little packet between your legs than we can talk” “Why are you being a bitch, playing hard to get?” “Wow you came up with that all by yourself? I said sarcastically.

He was probably thinking what a lame pick-up line that was. I had to explain myself so he would not misunderstand. "You are literally taking my breath away. Asthma, remember?" "Oh! I see. You're lucky, you're so beautiful," he mentioned, hand trailing my face. "Yeah, so try not to suck me in okay?" "Okay, I won't." I clung my arms around his neck, this time dragging his face down until his lips were leveled to mine. I brushed my lips on his, and he gently responded this time while being careful.

I heard Mateo say from behind me as I walked toward my desk. I still have no idea why he struggles to collect a pick-up line every day. I once caught a website with 100 Best Pickup Lines For Flirting on his monitor. He was googling it so that he could use it on me. I know I am too good for this guy in every term but beauty.

“Hey momma… how are you doing?” “Not a pretty day, but it would be when I meet you.” Some nice pickup line that made him blush inwardly. “Lots of surprises to announce.” his hand rested in his pocket as he kept her on the hot seat. “What could that be Daddy?” her voice sounded like she wanted their usual but this time it was far from it, it was far from their usual lovely dovey life, it was different from that part of their life that required pulling out panties, sucking boobs, cock pussy nipples, and ass eating, or penetration also.

He moved his eyes to my legs and murmured. "Why do I need a pickup line when I could get whatever I want in a blink and you are not an exception, I could make you strip without moving a muscle.” I bite my lower lips, trying not to make a funny noise that will give me up. “wait, don’t tell me, my closeness is making you wet your pants already?” “What? You jerk.” I said in annoyance turning my gaze from him to the window avoiding his gaze. Jamie:

“Listen, thanks. I’m glad you enjoyed the show, but I’m not interested, okay. We have another gig next week. Have a goodnight.” He grabs my arm, “Don’t you want to be my Juliette?” “Seriously? That is the lamest pickup line I’ve ever heard.” I pause, “No, that isn’t entirely true. But it’s pretty damn close.” “Listen bitch.” He spits in my face, backing me up against a brick wall, keeping us out of sight of any onlookers, “I saw you; you were singing all that sexy shit to me. I know you want me.”

I looked closely at Nate and I must say that he looked ravishing as well. "I'm looking for you actually. Her mom's looking for you." Nathan informed me. "Huh? Why?" I'm confused. He just looked at me and stared closely. "Her top model is missing in action, what else?" He said with a grin. "Are you using one of those lame pick-up lines again?" I asked and raised my brows at him playfully. He smirked. "Anyway, you look pretty. See? If you just fixed yourself and with the right attitude, it'd be much better to have you on stage." He simply engorged.

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.

"Mr Nick Winston, that was the worst pick up line I've ever heard for the record." The girl beside me laughed and gave thumbs up to Elena saying, "That was a bummer!" Elena laughed together with her. "Then I'll make it only for me." Elena pleaded me, "Ah! No. I need too. Please. I came to eat your cooking. Um… that was the best pickup line ever. It was the first time I heard it. And it's true." She said to that girl, "Mind your business. He's the best." "Go and Look in that row. I'll come after getting here."