Nerdy Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

I actually started liking him. “As I was saying,” I cleared my throat, feeling it go hoarse from all the talking and I’m not even close to halfway. They have got to stop interrupting me. “Not all nerds are pushover. I wanted to be a living proof of that and also to be a living proof that a girl can indeed ‘kick ass’.” I emphasized with a quotation motion with my fingers. “And..?” Zac trailed off, prodding for more. I looked at him, puzzled. “And what?” I asked him quizzically.

Riley said rolling his eyes. “Little orphan Annie.” Kyle sung from behind us. “I don’t not need this shit today.” I mumbled under my breath. “Dip shit what’s up.” Jordan called from the side of the pretzel stand. “You.” Kyle said annoyed. “Kyle why must you continue to be so childish.” I said as turned to him. “You don’t get tired of the same lame jokes, well jokes on you it’s not working or funny.” “Little nerdy orphan speaks.” He said causing the pack behind him to laugh.

Okay a little rewind Remember how I told you Frankie's dream is to become president Well that dream is about to be crushed by Wendy, meanest nerd ever In books and movies,nerds are usually bullied or are seen as the good guys Not this fiction novel, nerd here are mean, evil, grumpy and only care about winning Frankie meets her at her campaign spot"Great speech I really admire how you just took my spot light like that" "You might be dressed smart or for the part but truth is this place ain't for illiterate so why don't you go back playing with pums pums with the other illiterate"

I snort. What a cliché quote some or other happy drunk motivational speaker concocted when he was at a loss for words. It must be the same asshole who suggested grabbing life by the horns, that winners never quit, and that everything happens for a reason. “Well, keep on dreaming, girl.” Cause that dream is not gonna happen. Luckily, that’s Axel’s shit. Not mine. I fake a smile, “Cheers!” and throw the alcohol down my throat before I bite into a piece of lemon. The sour taste causes goosebumps on my skin.

Gunner laughed and shook my shoulder, “See, you get it?” he laughed and pointed at the huge TV screen. “I get it” I chuckled, “Though, I feel like I should be weirded out that you were using quotes from a kids movie while I was sitting on your face?” I teased and elbowed his hip. Gunner purred and leaned down to press his lips to my ear, “Well, you know we can replay the scene, the one where you ride my face to infinity and beyond” he said softly with a seductive undertone.

“ Cuckoo” “ Daffy” “ Lunkhead” “ Whacky” “ Zany” “ Loony” “ Kooky” “ Screwball” “ Half-baked” Hudson snapped. “ Inept” “ Daft” “ Dippy” “ Dotty” “ Birdbrain” Alvara snapped back. “ Chucklehead” “ Chowder head” “ Boobish” “ Airhead” “ Brain dead” “ Dense”

Hey Nate, Did you do a weird thing? Let's see. You read comments on an online support group, saw one that caught your interest, couldn't suppress the urge to talk to the girl that wrote said comment, sent her the oddest email she's ever read, and then decided to forget that he ever sent the email in the first place. Is that weird? I'll leave you to answer that for yourself. And yes, I do have a sense of humor. Usually the dark kind, but it's still humor nonetheless, isn't it? But nowadays, very few things make me laugh. So,I don't know what to make of it. Does that still count as having a good sense of humor?

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“I will never, ever fall in love with you, Damon. And I will find someone way better than you, someone who will love me for who I am and someone who will only look at me.” “Nerdy, are you even awake? I think you’re still dreaming.” “Shut up! Just don’t go crying over me when you’re the one who ends up falling in love with me!” He started laughing so hard while looking at me. He was even holding his sides because of laughing too much. “You really are good at imagining things, nerdy. Before you say that I’m going to fall in love with someone like you, just try having someone to like you first, hahaha!”

I rather be mateless than be the laughing stock of the school. MATE !MATE !MATE! Gray shouted but I locked him out and looked at Bennett, and said "I would rather be mateless then be mates with a nerd like you" then walked away and back to where my parents. As I reached the stadium my mom did the unthinkable. She slapped me. I looked at her with wide eyes as she glared at me