Novel & Cerita Nerdy Funny Quotes

He teases and I giggle. " How can you do that? Today's your birthday and you didn't tell me." " Birthdays for nerds. Nick and I don't like talking about it." " Yeah? Birthdays aren't for nerds. Birthdays are for celebrating. Especially with people close to your heart." " And I got you, so." He says.

My name is Emma and I'm what they call a nerd. Not only that I have multiple nicknames like fathead, uglyface, the list is endless. Summer is finally over meaning it's back to school well for me more like I'm going to hell, you see I've always been bullied. It started of being an emotional thing but then they started bullying me physically, shoved me against the lockers, some girls actually slap me but I don't do anything I just walk away.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

"Aside from reading and being a nerd" "You know that being a nerd is more of a compliment than an insult, right?" "Of course I do." His pitch is high, and I narrow my eyes at him to be sure he is not trying to pull my leg. "Being smart is sexy..." He cleared his throat and slapped on the gloves. "What I mean is that it is commendable."

She’s as honest as she is sweet and generous, and it made the nickname stick with Ryan as well as me. The fact that she hasn’t been opposed to it, says enough in itself. What other front page beauty like her would ever accept being called a middle-aged man? My brain is short wiring. The channels and gears flipping and flopping all over the surface as well as beneath it. Days like these. Moments like these. I feel very much like the experimental bat from Ferngully. Obsessed as Nicky and I were with Scooby-Doo, we still had a mountain of other old VHS tapes. Most of them animated. The only time I know he’s guaranteed not to meddle is when we are having a movie marathon over the phone.

“Hehe, I knew this day would come. The day where you finally realize who you really are, a pathetic, cheap prosthetic!” ‌ “Uh, dude. The word you’re meaning to say is prostitute, I believe,” Ned was unable to hold back his tendency to correct the musclehead. “Geez, good job in killing the mood, bonehead.” ‌ “Shut up! That was just a typo, and everyone makes typo these days! Stop being so judgmental, four eyes!” yelled Niels right in front of Ned’s face. “Stop being so uptight with your butt!” ‌ Ned rolled his eyes. “First and foremost, just because I’m nerdy and geeky doesn’t mean I’m wearing glasses, pal. You have eyes and you can see me not wearing any, it’s not like you’re reading a novel

Alexis POV What the fuck!! "Oops" i hear before a chuckle I know that chuckle anywhere,it was that witch "What the fuck" i say out loud "Our nerd is using curse words now" Charlotte said "Seems like she's been getting some" Christina voiced out followed by a chuckle "Are you guys done?" I say rolling my eyes add Christina looked shocked. "Excuse you?" "You've poured your milkshake on me. Are you happy now?" I grabbed my tray and walked away

Then Morgan leaned near my ear and whispered, "Lesbians like us don't suck, Sam, we lick," and with that, I got choked on my food, and I think that my face is as red as Red's red hair. Wow, that's a lot of red right there. And thinking of Red, I love Red, no, just red. Alright, it's still red or Red. Fine, Red. And again, they laughed their asses out. "Whew!... That was good entertainment. Yeah!" Charlie muttered while catching her breath.

I actually started liking him. “As I was saying,” I cleared my throat, feeling it go hoarse from all the talking and I’m not even close to halfway. They have got to stop interrupting me. “Not all nerds are pushover. I wanted to be a living proof of that and also to be a living proof that a girl can indeed ‘kick ass’.” I emphasized with a quotation motion with my fingers. “And..?” Zac trailed off, prodding for more. I looked at him, puzzled. “And what?” I asked him quizzically.